(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Because he got a craziness attack.

 

 

Why did Saïx see Xion as a hooded puppet?

Causes its really really REALLY emo.

 

Where does Sora keep his keyblade when hes not fighting?

Edited December 30, 201212 yr by Birth by Chawklet

In a magical pocket in his pants. guess where

 

 

Why does Donald have a zipper on his hat?

He keeps a gun in there.

 

Why does Donald always die first?

cuz he's a sitting duck.

 

when's a goofy not a goofy?

When hes killed by rocks.

 

Why doesnt Demyx play the drums?

Because only dream eaters can play drums.

 

Why doesn't sora ever eat?

Because he already has a life supply of potions and megalixers to keep him energized.

 

 

Why is Vexen obsessed with making puppet copies and weird experiments?

To have crazy sexual adventures.

 

Why can Xigbar defy gravity?

Because he's a ninja.

 

 

How did Axel acquire his purple "teardrops"?

he lost a bet

 

why does sora wear big shoes?

He thinks its the latest fashion

 

How does vanitas fit all of his hair in his mask/helmet?(whatever it is )

Because his hair IS his helmet.

 

 

Why did Riku wear parachute pants?

Because fangirls do EVERYTHING.

 

Why Nomuralogic?

Because any other logic is too simple.

 

 

How did Saix get the "X" scar on his forehead?

Too much sun tanning

 

Why isn't sora a dog?

Because he already is a human, merman, lion, anti-form, vampire thing...adding a dog would be just plain silly.

 

 

Why is Larxene the only girl in the Organization?

She was accidently put in there

 

Where is Ventus right now?

He's riding the Peter Pan's Flight ride in Walt Disney World.

 

 

Why did Riku have such long hair?

Because all of the barber shops were closed

 

Why does aqua have short hair?

Because she let Ven cut her hair.

 

 

Why does Terra have messy hair?

he thinks it looks cool

 

why does axel look like a clown?

Cause he's badarse like that

 

Why does Sora have such big feet?

Because he is half Hobbit.

 

 

Why does DiZ wear so many belts?

He wears tons of pants

 

why does mickey have a gold keyblade?