Text Strange Short Story

[Shard the Gentleman 2,891]

I was bored, and I started thinking about Nail Guns... That's when my friend randomly said "The Flowers are invading..." and thats when I became the weirdest story teller, and the result was this: 

The Nail Guns attack the invading flowers.Why? Because the flowers were provoking them.The flowers where trying to prove their strength, nothing more.However, the Nail Guns reacted as if the flowers planned on killing every Nail and Gun in the area.In the end, the flowers learned not to challenge the great Nail Guns.And the Nail Guns learned something even more valuable:Where Caroline lived in their brains. 

Once all the flowers were dead, shot directly in the stem, their allies counter attacked.

The Nail Guns did not expect such a quick counter attack, as they were still dealing with Caroline.So the pots caught up to them...

And all lost hope when that first Nail Gun shattered on the floor(I say that they are glass Nail guns now)

Thus in the end of all the catastrophe, It seems that Pot>Guns.Moral of the story?Make Love, not war.EDIT-Fixed some spelling errors.

Edited January 3, 2013 by Tycen

[Shera Wizard 2,736]

I was bored, and I started thinking about Nail Guns... That's when my friend randomly said "The Flowers are invading..." and thats when I became the weirdest story teller, and the result was this: 

The Nail Guns attack the invading flowers.Why? Because the flowers were provoking them.The flowers where trying to prove their strength, nothing more.However, the Nail Guns reacted as if the flowers planned on killing every Nail and Gun in the area.In the end, the flowers learned not to challenge the great Nail Guns.And the Nail Guns learned something even more valuable:Where Caroline lived in their brains. 

Once all the flowers were dead, shot directly in the stem, their allies counter attacked.

The Nail Guns did not expect such a quick counter attack, as they were still dealing with Caroline.So the pots caught up to them...

And all lost hope when that first Nail Gun shattered on the floor(I say that they are glass Nail guns now)

Thus in the end of all the catastrophe, It seems that Pot>Guns.Moral of the story?Make Love, not war.EDIT-Fixed some spelling errors.

 

/double check?

 

I loved that moral And is it weird that this strange short story made me laugh?

[Weiss 8,279]

This was just amazing. omg wow. Nice work. 

[Col.Random 3,683]

I was bored, and I started thinking about Nail Guns... That's when my friend randomly said "The Flowers are invading..." and thats when I became the weirdest story teller, and the result was this:

 

The Nail Guns attack the invading flowers.

Why? Because the flowers were provoking them.

The flowers where trying to prove their strength, nothing more.

However, the Nail Guns reacted as if the flowers planned on killing every Nail and Gun in the area.

In the end, the flowers learned not to challenge the great Nail Guns.

And the Nail Guns learned something even more valuable:

Where Caroline lived in their brains.

 

Once all the flowers were dead, shot directly in the stem, their allies counter attacked.

The Nail Guns did not expect such a quick counter attack, as they were still dealing with Caroline.

So the pots caught up to them...

And all lost hope when that first Nail Gun shattered on the floor

(I say that they are glass Nail guns now)

Thus in the end of all the catastrophe, It seems that Pot>Guns.

Moral of the story?

Make Love, not war. Pots>nailguns