Is this really personal? Well it involves me so I think so... yeah.

On the night of March Tenth.

I asked a simple question to an Admin, I waited several seconds... and an Answer was not given. So I asked a moderator.

My answer was given, and I planned to enjoy my now Question Free life.

But then, Nathan IMed me...

And of course, when this happens to members your first response will be:

Oh Shit.

Nathan, if you do not alreayd know. Is a rapist/spammer/drive-youinsane

...

He is typically gross/vulgar or distasteful to members. But the one known as 'Daniel', or... DChiuch as most members know him... Nathan considers to be God-Like.

 

I asked DC the question, And NATHAN gave the answer.

Quote: "To _ Enter question here _ u must touch my ball sack"

*Record Scratch*

What... The... firetruck

 

Okay, this raised Three questions...

1) How did Nathan recieve my question when it was DChiuch that I asked.

2) What the hell is wrong with this man.

 

Okay, that was two questions... and the second one is easy enough to figure out. My real question is the first.

 

So, like a fool... Instead of confronting DC (Like I SHOULD have... >.<)

I asked... Nathan.

The conversation went something like this:

"What? How'd you get my question..." et cetera

"I am dchiuch."

"What?"

"You have realized my identity."

"Huh?"

"I may have to ban you."

 

o.<

 

So by this time, I was thouroughly confused. I wasn't really scared, I mean... he's Nathan, not an admin... there was no way he could ban me?

Right? Turns out... maybe that thing about 'I am dchiuch' may have been true.

 

Why?

 

Cause the nest thing I know... I WAS BANNED.

O.O

 

Okay, first of all... ban land is kinda weird. When your'e banned you got this weird forum called 'Banned'. And apparently only banned users can see it or access it. But then, I clicked on it... and I still couldn't go there. For it still said I was banned.

>.<

*Eye twitches*

And here's a strange thing, you can still IM when you're banned. Wouldn't that be the LAST thing you wanted a banned person to be able to do? Cause they could complain to admins? And if they were banned for annoying members or something... the problem is still there... that makes no sense. Okay, I'm not complaining... just pointing that out.

 

Back on subject...

Wait... where was I?

*Scrolls up*

 

Oh okay...

So I told DC about being in ban-land... and he claims that it was just Aaron screwing around. So far as I could see, Aaron wasn't online.

Hmmm... okay, maybe he was and I'm just a dumb blonde... I don't know.

So I get unbanned... all is well, or... so I thought.

 

My one question started the entire mystery.

WHO... IS... NATHAN...

There are several theories...

1) Is DChiuch's friend in real life.> This is the most popular theory, and is believed to be the truth in most respects.

2) That Nathan is DC is disguise> This one was birthed by this whole event. It is a possibility...

3) That RoxSoxKH is awesome, and a beast in bed.> This is also commonly believed amongst the populace. And, yes, I will confirm it... It's true.

 

So, regarding theory one:

Yeah yeah, this is the truth... Probably. And if it is, it explains a lot.

DC may have been talking to his friend, Nathan... When I asked the question. DC chose to have a little fun, and he told Nathan... They probably plotted to mess with me.

 

Regarding theory two? Just... nevermind...

 

Theory Three? Well.. see, this took birth when me and...

*Record Scratch*

 

Not to mention my account got hacked during the whole buisness, apparently whoever did that claimed "I love" Nathan... >.<

Also towards the end This other guy called "Keyblade X" said he/She loved me.

 

Was it Nathan? I think... it may have been Daniel, or Cel...

AHH firetruckSCREW IT!

 

I'm nto complaining... or aguing... I just needed to vent here, and explain my situation. Discuss... ple:

 

Robot Voice: "RoxSox has been eliminated by the almighty Daniel, please reboot your system to see the remainder of the message"

He's just trying to fool you,but there must be something wrong,you should try to talk to someone about Nathan,he's been doing some things that aren't good,but this is enough

My friends, it appears we have a conspiracy on are hands!

Conspiracies are BEAST

[align=center]I had assumed up until now that Nathan was a real life friend of Mr. Admins 1 and 2, so it could very well be just a joke.

And your third theory lies more than the cake.[/align]

when nathan said that he was going to ban you aaron thought it'd be funny to ban you for a few seconds.

nathan isnt dchiuch

No, No... I realized that..

I just wanted to let everyone know that this is insane.

I don't think that Nathan's jokes are funny,everyone just protects him,open your eyes,he's just making this site not as good as it could be.This isn't a joke,or he's to stupid to understand that we're not finding what he's doing funny,or he's trying to see till when we will tolerate him

His goal is to get us ticked off. That's why he does what he does. It's entertainment for him really

I find Nathan to be funny.

What does your post have to do with this thread, anyways? RoxSox found this funny too.

Guy's, Nathan is a well-meaning dude of awesome.

His epicness is grand.

 

If you don't like him, avoid hsi post's... simple.

I'm not talking about the good ones,but lately,he hasn't been that way

Yes he has.

What he does may be gross..

But heres the thing, he does it within the boundaries of the rules...

he never goes to far.

He rides the line.

Just showing my opinion,but sometimes he goes too far,not because of the rules,but because of us,users,somethings that aren't so cool

Then ignore him

I try,but I have some different points of view than other people,and that's what happens when I try to show them,specially if it's in my school

my opinion is that some people take others too seriously

 

[align=center]This is the internet; we should all drink some beer, get high, hop on train tops, and kiss random people we've never met while keeping our grammar in check.

The only thing we should take seriously is whether or not you need a condom.

*shot*

I'm done now. 83[/align]

AHH ACCIDENTALLY DELETED MY POST ROFL. .___."""

 

 

my opinion is that some people take others too seriously

 

[align=center]This is the internet; we should all drink some beer, get high, hop on train tops, and kiss random people we've never met while keeping our grammar in check.

The only thing we should take seriously is whether or not you need a condom.

*shot*

I'm done now. 83[/align]

 

 

-kisses- :'D Let's go hop a train! 8D

Yes,I agree with you,though also I think we should go back to talking about the first post

 

I'm curious, though, Roxsox. How long did you think that Nathan might be DC? Or did you not really at all?

a thread about shoving things up your rectum isnt breaking the rules?

And here's a strange thing, you can still IM when you're banned. Wouldn't that be the LAST thing you wanted a banned person to be able to do? Cause they could complain to admins? And if they were banned for annoying members or something... the problem is still there... that makes no sense. Okay, I'm not complaining... just pointing that out.

Yeah this is a serious problem....Lol, its hard to fix:(

 

Anyway, i laughed for like 10 minuites reading this. Nathan isnt DChiuch. Nathan is just..Nathan...if you dont like his posts, ignore them. He isnt seriously breaking the rules, and banning him for one or two days doesnt help anyone, we have tried that.

that's some great mindfak thar.

 

mindfaks are so wonderful. Thank you for the entertainment yesterday, and today. <3

 

my opinion is that some people take others too seriously

 

[align=center]This is the internet; we should all drink some beer, get high, hop on train tops, and kiss random people we've never met while keeping our grammar in check.

The only thing we should take seriously is whether or not you need a condom.

*shot*

I'm done now. 83[/align]

 

kissing random people sounds like a good idea. anyone have some beer?

Lol @ Disoriented.

@Aaron/ One of my plans was to make you guy's laugh, mission accomplished! WOOT!

@Kaiso OMG... YOUR RIGHT, MINDFAKKEEEDDDD

lmao Sorage...

Nathan is pretty cool I guess, I just wish I had the balls to post the stuff he does

3) That RoxSoxKH is awesome, and a beast in bed.> This is also commonly believed amongst the populace. And, yes, I will confirm it... It's true.

 

Nathan is not DChiuch, this has been proven to be true and at the same time untrue. Nathan is just Nathan, an entity of what people believe to be the common "troll". Nathan is just a character who lurks and finds weakness, he has no significance or relevance to anything of these forums. He just is.

 

If you are unhappy with Nathan's actions, then take it up with him. I'm sure "he" is more than willing to talk to you about it. DChiuch or Daniel is mearly just an alias created in conjunction with Nathan to signify the opposites of beings, the opposites of personality.

 

Believe your theories, believe what you wish, but DChiuch and Nathan will always be around, watching your every step.

 

3) That RoxSoxKH is awesome, and a beast in bed.> This is also commonly believed amongst the populace. And, yes, I will confirm it... It's true.

 

Nathan is not DChiuch, this has been proven to be true and at the same time untrue. Nathan is just Nathan, an entity of what people believe to be the common "troll". Nathan is just a character who lurks and finds weakness, he has no significance or relevance to anything of these forums. He just is.

 

If you are unhappy with Nathan's actions, then take it up with him. I'm sure "he" is more than willing to talk to you about it. DChiuch or Daniel is mearly just an alias created in conjunction with Nathan to signify the opposites of beings, the opposites of personality.

 

Believe your theories, believe what you wish, but DChiuch and Nathan will always be around, watching your every step.

 

[align=center]That's real comforting.

Lol, did DChiuch write that or Nathan? [/align]