Posted March 11, 201015 yr if u have any bad or reallybad jokes post them here how do u get holy water? boil the h**l out of it
March 11, 201015 yr What do you get when you have a pockett of coffee? A lemon What do you get when you squeeze a lemon? a pockett of Coffee
March 11, 201015 yr Author y cant the irishman ever be attorneys? they can never make it past the bar where did they first make french fries? in grease
March 13, 201015 yr why did the french person have 1 egg for breakfast? because it was un-oeuf oeuf = egg in french
March 13, 201015 yr Author how does a idiot call his dog? he puts 2 fingers in his mouth and then shouts rover
March 15, 201015 yr Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a fancy camaro? I don't have a fancy camaro in my garage. What did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the bat mobile? "Robin, get in the bat mobile." Two atoms bump into each other, the first says "I've lost an electron!", the second says "Are you sure?". The first says, "I'm positive!" A dyslexic man walks into a bra... A woman passes out after giving birth, when she comes to, the nurse comes to her with good news and bad news. The bad news: her baby is a red head. Good news: it died. whats a fruit and a vegetable? a paraplegic homosexual Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off What do you get if you cross a horse and a donkey? A mule. A priest and a rabbi are sitting next to each other on a plane. However, it is a short flight and they do not talk to each other
March 15, 201015 yr Author what did one cow say to the other cow? do you want to see a moooooooooovie why was cinderella kicked off the basketball team? her coach was a pumpkin what does a elaphant do when it breaks its toe? it calls a toe truck why do lions like to eat clowns? they taste funny
March 15, 201015 yr why was cinderella kicked off the basketball team? her coach was a pumpkin win joke. why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't why did the chicken cross the road? to become roadkill why did the chicken cross the road? to get some pork chops
March 15, 201015 yr Author why did the turkey cross the road? to prove she wasnt chicken why didnt the chicken cross the road? b/c its a chicken what did the chicken say before it crossed the road? im gonna chicken out why did the rooster cross the road? it saw a chick(a girl) why didnt the chicken cross the road? he knew he would get fried why did the chicken cross the road? to join the chickens for a feast why did the chicken not cross the road? to prove his family right
if u have any bad or reallybad jokes post them here
how do u get holy water?
boil the h**l out of it