ok im not sure what gave me this idea but you can be anyone you want that's in any of the kingdom hearts games so far and you need to call your charcter so no one else will play your charcter so right now i call Kairi! and talk away!

riku

"He's addicted to food... he needs an intervention, Kairi."

riku

" Um......"

"Hold him down, Kairi! I'll give him the run down! ... oh, hello there, Namine... mind joining in?"

riku

GET HIM ZEXION!!!

" Um....what's going on? "

Zexion stood thinking for a few seconds. Then he leaned back and sighed. "3... 2... 1..." Riku came screaming out of the closet. In which Zexion grabbed him and tied him to a chair with a rope he spawned out of Firaga magic.

we got him!!

Ventus hadn't payed much attention, for he was sucked into the video game that he was playing.

Ventus i think we might need some help over here

"N-not now!" Ventus struggled to reply, for you see, he was battling a boss.

i call aqua

I call Vanitas (how do you pronounce that).

(( The romaji is Vanitasu, so just make the a=ah, i=ee, and you barely say the u, which is u=oo. ))

"Does this mean I'm Terra again? Oh, forget it. Come Kairi, we have bigger problems." He turned to the struggling Riku. "We know it's hard to let go of an addiction. But it's for your health. Think about it: if you make yourself sick, then who will Vexen clone into a replica that Axel will eventually take over and use to destroy me? ... Wait, what am I saying?!" Zexion then proceeded to shove anything edible he could find(and some inedible stuff as well) into Riku's mouth and forced him to swallow.

What are you doing i thought you were going to make him stop eatting not give him more food!? ahh forget it what do i care im going to watch Ventus play Sleep by birth

"Well, wouldn't you do all you could to keep that little Princess of Heart butt of yours alive? NOW HELP ME FORCEFEED HIM!"

"Yay! I beated the boss!" Ven exclaimed as he began running around the room like a lunatic. (You would too, if it took you forever to beat a boss.) After he was done celebrating, he went back to playing.

"That's bad grammar, Ventus. I'm ashamed. Those looong, looong hours in dentention didn't do any good?" Zexion snickered.

"What did I say wrong this time?" Ven asked Zexion, but he didn't exactly care, for he was focused on the game.

"You said you 'beated' the boss. The correct way to say it would be, 'I beat the boss', or 'I defeated the boss', or maybe even 'I kicked his butt'." Zexion said in a non-nerdy, totally sexy way as he stuffed more objects down Riku's throat. By now, poor Riku was about to fall through the floor to the deepest pit of hell, reserved for gluttons and politicians.

riku came up behind zexion

"Oh really?" Zexion said. He snapped his fingers and the Riku behind him vanished into the air, revealing the real one had been in the chair all along. "Nice try, Riku."

"Wait, why am I doing this when I can find the replica and shove it full of crap?"