ok im not sure what gave me this idea but you can be anyone you want that's in any of the kingdom hearts games so far and you need to call your charcter so no one else will play your charcter so right now i call Kairi! and talk away!

Namine looks at everyone and then yells, " You all are insane! ", and runs out of the room.

"NO! NAMINE! ... Crap. Anyway, where's that pathetic excuse for a puppet?"

Namine sits outside where its safe

Zexion untied Riku and then slipped outside. He snuck up behind Namine, forgetting he could easily disguise himself or make himself appear invisible to her. He was careful nonetheless, and studied her for a minute...

Namine draws in her notebook listening to the arguements going on inside

Zexion disguised himself as Sora, then stood up and pronouced loudly, "Hi, Namine!"

Namine turns around. " Hello Sora. Please don't sneak up on me like that...unless you want me to have a heart attack? "

"Really? Maybe I should do it more often. What size underwear do you wear?"

" O_o Uh, I dunno..?"

(How would she say that? "Oh underscore lowercase oh?"

 

"Good thing I raided your underwear drawer. You wear a 22, by the way." "Sora" skipped way, as Zexion behind the illusion laughed a villian's laugh. All he had to do was to completely convince Namine that he was Sora...

Namine stares at Sora shocked...

( 22 huh? )

"Sora" snuck back up on her again, this time spraying cheese from a can in her left ear.

Namine hits ' Sora ' and throws the can at his head

"Oh, babay! I love that!" "Sora" replied, Zexion feigning retardation. Then "Sora" grabbed Namine by her shoulders and forcibly kissed her, making sure to do everything but shove his skull down her throat. Then he let go and ran off laughing into the distance, at least on the other side of Riku's house, where he ceased the disguise.

Namine screams and tries to find him so she can throw a brick at his head.

Zexion, now himself once again, used a dark corridor to appear right in front of Namine, which he made it appear to be an accident. He cocked his head and asked, "What's wrong, Namine?"

" Sora is what's wrong" she cried

"Don't worry, I'll deal with him. You have any idea which way he went?"

" No.." Namine said sadly

"Well, I can track his scent. Want to come along for the ride?"

" I can hit him right?"

"As long as you've got something to hit him with. How about that nice, pretty little piece of broken branch over there?" Zexion pointed to a stick lying next to a tree.

Namine picked up the branch smiling

"Let us go teach that little monster a lesson, shall we?" Zexion snickered in victory under his breath.

" Ok!" Namine runs around to the other side of the house looking.