SO BACK IN THE DAY I WENT TO CANADA

IT WAS A VERY PRETTY PLACE

BUT A LOT OF SHIT WENT DOWN THAT IVE GOTTA GET OFF MY CHEST

 

I RODE MY PET MOOSE DAVID INTO THE MOUNTAINS

HE WAS A GOOD PET MOOSE

HIS ANTLERS WERE MADE OUT OF THE DREAMS OF CHILDREN

I BROKE THEM OFF AND THREW THEM ON THE GROUND BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO ENTERTAIN THE DREAMS OF CHILDREN

AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO THAT

 

BUT ANYWAY THE ANTLERS THAT I THREW ON THE GROUND EVOLVED INTO MONSTERS

BIG DAMN MONSTERS THAT LOOKED LIKE MOOSE

 

THEY ATTACKED ME AND I DID BATTLE WITH THE MOOSE MONSTERS

BUT I WAS EATEN

AND DIGESTED

AND DAVID DIED

AND THE MOOSE MONSTER THAT ATE ME GOT INDIGESTION

SO I GAVE HIM TUMS

AND THEN WE GOT MARRIED AND HAD MOOSE BABIES

 

THE END

 

what the actual hell

i have no words

Edited March 29, 201312 yr by RoxSoxKH

This should be published as a book

Are you saying that DAVID couldn't REASON WITH THE OTHER MONSTER MOOSE?

What? Antlers are evolving!

 

Congratulations David's Antlers evolved into BIG DAMN MONSTERS THAT LOOK LIKE MOOSE!

 

 

dude

 

you should've pressed the B button

Are you saying that DAVID couldn't REASON WITH THE OTHER MONSTER MOOSE?

DAVID DIDNT EVEN TRY HE WAS AN ASSHOLE LIKE THAT

SO BACK IN THE DAY I WENT TO CANADAIT WAS A VERY PRETTY PLACEBUT A LOT OF SHIT WENT DOWN THAT IVE GOTTA GET OFF MY CHESTI RODE MY PET MOOSE DAVID INTO THE MOUNTAINSHE WAS A GOOD PET MOOSEHIS ANTLERS WERE MADE OUT OF THE DREAMS OF CHILDRENI BROKE THEM OFF AND THREW THEM ON THE GROUND BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO ENTERTAIN THE DREAMS OF CHILDRENAINT NOBODY GOT TIME FO THATBUT ANYWAY THE ANTLERS THAT I THREW ON THE GROUND EVOLVED INTO MONSTERS BIG DAMN MONSTERS THAT LOOKED LIKE MOOSETHEY ATTACKED ME AND I DID BATTLE WITH THE MOOSE MONSTERS BUT I WAS EATENAND DIGESTEDAND DAVID DIEDAND THE MOOSE MONSTER THAT ATE ME GOT INDIGESTIONSO I GAVE HIM TUMSAND THEN WE GOT MARRIED AND HAD MOOSE BABIESTHE ENDwhat the actual helli have no words

I just have to say this it's hunting time lets grab our rifles and start shooting