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B: Inspect Furnace

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Surely, the ability to burn anything you desire is a powerful tool indeed. Or at least, the power to burn anything within reason. You obviously can't burn wheat, cause that would just be crazy. Everyone knows this. Everyone accepts this.

 

Besides, it doesn't look like there's even anything in your inventory that you would have any incentive to burn right now. Still, you might have some use for a furnace in the future.

 

With absolutely nothing gained, you make your way back to the room's entrance.

 

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What will you do now?

 

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A. Turn Back

 

B. Inspect Cauldrons

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B: Inspect Furnace

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Surely, the ability to burn anything you desire is a powerful tool indeed. Or at least, the power to burn anything within reason. You obviously can't burn wheat, cause that would just be crazy. Everyone knows this. Everyone accepts this.

 

Besides, it doesn't look like there's even anything in your inventory that you would have any incentive to burn right now. Still, you might have some use for a furnace in the future.

 

With absolutely nothing gained, you make your way back to the room's entrance.

 

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What will you do now?

 

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A. Turn Back

 

B. Inspect Cauldrons

Inspect Cauldrons

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A+B: Inspect Cauldron Then Turn Back

 

You attempt the rare, dangerous, and almost unprecedented DOUBLE COMMAND ENTRY. Aw yeah, you're pulling overtime now. The unbelievable power of choice is just tingling at your fingertips. It's almost too much to handle.

 

Carefully, you make your way towards one of the Cauldrons and peer inside to find...

 

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Absolutely nothing. How unbelievably disappointing.

 

With a broken heart and shattered dreams, you slowly make your way back to where you started.

 

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What will you do now?

 

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A. Investigate Cows

 

B. Investigate Farm

 

C. Turn Around

 

D. Break Glass Withholding Lava And Commit Suicide

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A+B: Inspect Cauldron Then Turn Back

 

You attempt the rare, dangerous, and almost unprecedented DOUBLE COMMAND ENTRY. Aw yeah, you're pulling overtime now. The unbelievable power of choice is just tingling at your fingertips. It's almost too much to handle.

 

Carefully, you make your way towards one of the Cauldrons and peer inside...

 

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Absolutely nothing. How unbelievably disappointing.

 

With a broken heart and shattered dreams you groggily make your way back to where you started.

 

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What will you do now?

 

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A. Investigate Cows

 

B. Investigate Farm

 

C. Turn Around

 

D. Break Glass Withholding Lava And Commit Suicide

Break the glass. The cauldron  lacking anything has made me depressed.

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D: Break Glass Withholding Lava and Commit Suicide

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The idea is tempting, to be sure. And not just because the Cauldron revelation has completely destroyed you mentally. But also because of the fact that your first instinct as an autonomous individual trapped in a mysterious room should always be to kill yourself. I mean, just look at the evidence. There's about a 99% percent chance that some creepy old guy in overalls is on his way here right now to eat you alive. And if he doesn't, then he'll torture you for your knowledge that you're probably supposed to have but don't because YOU CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING. Honestly, the sweet mercy of death would be a godsend. You'd be a fool not to reach out and take it while you have the chance.

 

...But then again, death by horrible burning lava ain't exactly a walk in the park either. Not particularly the way you wanted to go out anyways. Besides, what's the rush? If anyone IS on their way to get you, then you're pretty sure they would be here by now. At the worst, they're caught in traffic and won't be home until 8:00. Yes, that is definitely the answer for why you don't have any visitors.

 

...But then again, this is a one time opportunity. Leave it behind, and there's no telling what could happen to you.

 

It's a tough call.

 

What will you do?

 

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A. Turn back

 

B. Break Glass

Edited by Mr. Mancer

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D: Break Glass Withholding Lava and Commit Suicide

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The idea is tempting, to be sure. And not just because the Cauldron revelation has completely destroyed you mentally. But also because of the fact that your first instinct as an autonomous individual trapped in a mysterious room should always be to kill yourself. I mean, just look at the evidence. There's about a 99% percent chance that some creepy old guy in overalls is on his way here right now to eat you alive. And if he doesn't, then he'll torture you for your knowledge that you're probably supposed to have but don't because YOU CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING. Honestly, the sweet mercy of death would be a godsend. You'd be a fool not to reach out and take it while you have the chance.

 

...But then again, death by horrible burning lava ain't exactly a walk in the park either. Not particularly the way you wanted to go out. Besides, what's the rush? If anyone IS on their way to get you, then you're pretty sure they would be here by now. At the worst, they're caught in traffic and won't be home until 8:00. That's definitely the answer for why you don't have any visitors.

 

...But then again, this is a one time opportunity. Leave it behind, and there's no telling what could happen to you.

 

It's a tough call.

 

What will you do?

 

===================================================================================================================================

 

A. Turn back

 

B. Break Glass

Break Glass

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A. Turn back- This game is too good to let die already.

But think: Maybe he is just tricking us with fake lava paintings behind the window!

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A: Turn Back

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We all know that you wouldn't have actually done it. There's just no way that you could have turned down the opportunity to investigate this magnificent room further.

 

So here you are. Right back where you started. Trapped in a giant room. With almost nothing accomplished. You still have no idea where you are, and you still have no idea who you are. And there's more than likely a crazy old guy on his way here right now to eat you.

 

You are almost certain that this is progress.

 

Unbridled progress.

 

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*NOTE* The game will now be taking a break for an undetermined amount of time. Any requests made will not be valid until the game starts once again.

 

 

Thank you for your time.

 

~Mancer

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