YOU HAVE DENIED MY OFFER OF A PEACEFUL TRANSITION.

 

I offered you the chance to surrender, and none of you chose that path. Your time is up... for tomorrow... or perhaps the day after... I WILL UNLEASH THE EPIDEMIC,

 

What is this epidemic you ask?

 

A long time ago, inagalaxyfaraway on this very site, there was a sexually depraved gentleman... and that sexually depraved man firetruck*ed a Squirrel. And in that action, he brought upon this world...

 

SQUAIDS.

 

 

Squaids, ladies and gentleman. SQUIRREL AIDS. Unfortunately for everybody, that man then got lucky with an actual person... Squaids, in its nature being completely terribly efficiently contagious, eventually... ahem... caught on.

 

 

Almost everybody had it. I believe even Cellar Door's pants were infected at a point... but, eventually it faded away. No one is sure why. Some believe that people just stopped having sexytime, and others believed that a cure was introduced... I can not wager a guess as to what it was... all I know, is I never was cured of the illness. And thusly, I am still infected.

 

I have held off from sexytiem for so long as to preserve the contamination... putting a plan together... and now, my plan is set in place.

 

 

 

THE PLAN.

 

 

So my plan is this. I have taken samples of my blood, and loaded them into a machine that will turn it into a pure aerosol form, and it will promptly infect all of you...

 

 

 

Your damnation is inevitable.

 

 

Prepare yourself. Say goodbye to your loved ones... secks them up for the last, not at all furry or sticky time, and embrace your fate.

 

You could have prevented this.

 

I will spare a chosen few. Weiss will be spared, out of the goodness of my heart. Shera Wizard will be spared. Shan09 will spared, for I have no desire in taunting a god. Flaming Lea will be spared, and so will Xaon. Protoman - spared.

 

My definition of spared here being... they will still be infected but only through the piston action, and not through aerosol. Some of them being part of my harem, and others being part of the hierarchy... some will be spared completely of infection, but they will wear on their lapel a button that will contaminate them at the first sign of insurrection.

Edited April 11, 201312 yr by RoxSoxKH

As an redead unborn Demon, I don't think I need to worry...

DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE VIAL?

 

 

Doesn't it just look sinister and delicious.

DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE VIAL?

 

 

Doesn't it just look sinister and delicious.

More like the deadly sister of the blue screen of death and the cousin of the black screen of death.

More like the deadly sister of the blue screen of death and the cousin of the black screen of death.

What the hell are you talking about? It's right there, plain as day.

DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE VIAL?

 

 

Doesn't it just look sinister and delicious.

Again, I lack need for air. And I have an army of Mary Sue's and teenagers with special masks that makes them immune to it. We will kill you.

Again, I lack need for air. And I have an army of Mary Sue's and teenagers with special masks that makes them immune to it. We will kill you.

The aerosol doesn't need to be inhaled. It will absorb through skin, and melt through any material protecting such skin.

LOL WUT. 

The aerosol doesn't need to be inhaled. It will absorb through skin, and melt through any material protecting such skin.

It sprays an areosol that is the exact opposit of squaids and kills it upon entering one thousand meters of the person wearing the mask.

It sprays an areosol that is the exact opposit of squaids and kills it upon entering one thousand meters of the person wearing the mask.

There is no such thing. Squaids has been absent from the world for years, there is no science that can reject it... unless you found the original cure... which you won't. We don't even know if there ever was a cure.

Don't worry, she would never let anyone touch her anyway.

Also, I called in every Mary Sue hero and every teen in the entirety of the earth with air masks made to delete Squaids from their area. WE HAVE AN ARMY AND A HULK!

*Hears the call over the Gummi Ship radio*

*looks over* No Xion, you're staying here. Don't gimme that look! I'm not gonna risk you getting hurt!

I've been waiting for this day to come... for all my dreams to come true...

There is no such thing. Squaids has been absent from the world for years, there is no science that can reject it... unless you found the original cure... which you won't. We don't even know if there ever was a cure.

Ha ha, the fact is its made of anti-squaids, the opposit version of Squaids. It is said to give superhuman ability is surrounded in i-

*Army turns into mega humans with over powerndess and the Mary Sue's become super Mary Sue's*

Didn't we just had a random war a month ago?

pfffft. I'm not getting infected.

pfffft. I'm not getting infected.

 

I guess that means you aren't getting laid

I guess that means you aren't getting laid

I have the vaccine. So there.

I have the vaccine. So there.

 

 

 

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu

I have the vaccine. So there.

HA! RoxSor! WE HAVE A VACCINE TOO! *Steals 3 drops, clone's it, distributes it, and replaces 3 drops*

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu

Yes.

HA! RoxSor! WE HAVE A VACCINE TOO! *Steals 3 drops, clone's it, distributes it, and replaces 3 drops*

No you don't I used all there was and I made it myself. So nobody else has it.

Yes.

No you don't I used all there was and I made it myself. So nobody else has it.

 

 

LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Yes.

No you don't I used all there was and I made it myself. So nobody else has it.

You do know that your own urine has traces in it, right?

LIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Truths.

You do know that your own urine has traces in it, right?

are you going to go throught septic tanks to get it? You dont even know where I pee.

Truths.

are you going to go throught septic tanks to get it? You dont even know where I pee.

Or do I? DUN DUN DUN.

Or do I? DUN DUN DUN.

You don't.

You don't.

As far as you know *Looks at file with your location, personal info, and interesting facts*