YOU HAVE DENIED MY OFFER OF A PEACEFUL TRANSITION.

 

I offered you the chance to surrender, and none of you chose that path. Your time is up... for tomorrow... or perhaps the day after... I WILL UNLEASH THE EPIDEMIC,

 

What is this epidemic you ask?

 

A long time ago, inagalaxyfaraway on this very site, there was a sexually depraved gentleman... and that sexually depraved man firetruck*ed a Squirrel. And in that action, he brought upon this world...

 

SQUAIDS.

 

 

Squaids, ladies and gentleman. SQUIRREL AIDS. Unfortunately for everybody, that man then got lucky with an actual person... Squaids, in its nature being completely terribly efficiently contagious, eventually... ahem... caught on.

 

 

Almost everybody had it. I believe even Cellar Door's pants were infected at a point... but, eventually it faded away. No one is sure why. Some believe that people just stopped having sexytime, and others believed that a cure was introduced... I can not wager a guess as to what it was... all I know, is I never was cured of the illness. And thusly, I am still infected.

 

I have held off from sexytiem for so long as to preserve the contamination... putting a plan together... and now, my plan is set in place.

 

 

 

THE PLAN.

 

 

So my plan is this. I have taken samples of my blood, and loaded them into a machine that will turn it into a pure aerosol form, and it will promptly infect all of you...

 

 

 

Your damnation is inevitable.

 

 

Prepare yourself. Say goodbye to your loved ones... secks them up for the last, not at all furry or sticky time, and embrace your fate.

 

You could have prevented this.

 

I will spare a chosen few. Weiss will be spared, out of the goodness of my heart. Shera Wizard will be spared. Shan09 will spared, for I have no desire in taunting a god. Flaming Lea will be spared, and so will Xaon. Protoman - spared.

 

My definition of spared here being... they will still be infected but only through the piston action, and not through aerosol. Some of them being part of my harem, and others being part of the hierarchy... some will be spared completely of infection, but they will wear on their lapel a button that will contaminate them at the first sign of insurrection.

Edited April 11, 201312 yr by RoxSoxKH

What?

I must train my immune system... I refuse to lose to your Squaids!