Hello. 

Weiss here speaking on behalf of the bots. 

The bots are currently running a program to save kittens. For every kitchen they sell they will be able to use that money to save homeless cats. You may not need another kitchen. You may not want another one. But that doesn't matter. By paying a simple $700+ you will be able to save kittens lives. Not only that the bots will have organic creatures to keep them company. 

 

In conclusion, if you do buy a kitchen you will only be doing good. So whenever you see one advertised you should buy it.

So you ARE cohorts with the bots.  I knew it.

So you ARE cohorts with the bots.  I knew it.

 

 

Current alliances:

The Wizard Army- Led by Shera Wizard

The Bot Army -Control taken back by Ertyx

The Pony Army- Led by Rainbow Dash

The meow wow army- Led by _The Door To Light_

The Amanesis negotions- Led by ElizaGreenstar

so you figured it out

Can I have a catalog so I know which kitchen I will like to choose

What about the hedgehogs?

What about the hedgehogs?

I lead the hedgehogs

Can I have a catalog so I know which kitchen I will like to choose

http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/categories/departments/kitchen/

So every kitchen they sell, they won't kill a kitten?

So every kitchen they sell, they won't kill a kitten?

No no you see these bots aren't the killer bots. They are the work bots. They want to save the kittens so they can take care of them as they don't have enough of a work load.

Edited April 20, 201312 yr by Weiss

I lead the hedgehogs

http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/categories/departments/kitchen/

1000 $ OHHHHHHH HE11 NO THAT TO LOCO!!!

I knew it was starting as soon as I saw the Doritos topic!  The bots are coming for us and they want to use kittens to pacify us! We don't stand a chance! Run for your lives!

1000 $ OHHHHHHH HE11 NO THAT TO LOCO!!!

BUT YOU COULD SAVE HIMMM

WHERE DO I SIGN!

WHERE DO I SIGN!

Please sign here:

BUT YOU COULD SAVE HIMMM

how can I resist a face like that... I'll...

....The 1st 4 times I read the title, I thought it said "Buy a kitten save a kitten". > >;

Oh god Weiss, this post just made my day