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I WANNA SHOT MY HEAD OFF

IT'S KH3

BUT IT'S GONNA BE PS4 EXCLUCIVE

AND I WANNA THROW UP

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JUST KILL ME NOW BEFORE MORE HEARTBREAK COME IN DX

Just let the love of the PS4 consume you.

Just let the love of the PS4 consume you.

BUT I HAVE NO MONEH.

BUT I HAVE NO MONEH.

Have you ever considered prostitution?

Have you ever considered prostitution?

No one wants my body.

No one wants my body.

Have you considered doing it for cheap?

This conversation is perfect.

 

In all seriousness, it won't come out for at least two years. There's plenty of time to save money and you'll be able to buy a used one for around $350 by that time.

Have you considered doing it for cheap?

I said I would do it for a penny, they just walked away.

 

This conversation is perfect.

 

In all seriousness, it won't come out for at least two years. There's plenty of time to save money and you'll be able to buy a used one for around $350 by that time.

BUT I JUST BOUGHT THE PS3 and I NEVER USE ITNENDOFMKDSNFMKEJWNMDF

I said I would do it for a penny, they just walked away.

 

BUT I JUST BOUGHT THE PS3 and I NEVER USE ITNENDOFMKDSNFMKEJWNMDF

Dayum. Well try for trade goods.

Dayum. Well try for trade goods.

Nope... No one wants my smexyness...

Nope... No one wants my smexyness...

Well it seems to me youre shit out of luck

Well it seems to me you're shit out of luck

That I am.

But it looks like I can sell my body to science... Oh... They won't take me. Xaon, just shoot me in the head and end it.

That I am.

But it looks like I can sell my body to science... Oh... They won't take me. Xaon, just shoot me in the head and end it.

Nah. I can't do that. There is a way...I know there is.

So you're conflicted on whether or not to shoot your head off or to throw up???

Nah. I can't do that. There is a way...I know there is.

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So you're conflicted on whether or not to shoot your head off or to throw up???

No, I'm conflicted with my disliking of Sony's systems and the absolute need for KH3. I tried not to feel anything, but it was too hard.

BUT I HAVE NO MONEH.

 

 

Prostitution. 

Prostitution.

Little late.

Little late.

 

Nonsense, my mother used to say that it is never too late to whore yourself out and receive money for doing so. 

Nonsense, my mother used to say that it is never too late to whore yourself out and receive money for doing so.

Read the thread.

Read the thread.

 

Damn.

 

Become a call girl instead. 

Damn.Become a call girl instead.

I have no idea what you mean.

I have no idea what you mean.

 

It is a very classy prostitute. I hear they wear gloves. 

 

I once dreamed of being one, but who was I kidding, I'm way to trashy. But you can, achieve my unreachable dream. 

It is a very classy prostitute. I hear they wear gloves. I once dreamed of being one, but who was I kidding, I'm way to trashy. But you can, achieve my unreachable dream.

But they wouldn't do it for a penny... No point. Time to sell one of the souls I have collected.

This thread is priceless