I just whipped out a bag of snack mix that I got earlier at the grocery store. I felt that this was an adventure that needed sharing...
It's got... pretzels of course, this is snack mix, not cereal. It's got this bumpy looking stick things that are actually really good. And it's got two kinds of chex in them. The white kind and the brown kind. And they've all got this really yummy seasoning on them. Like really yummy. I think maybe it's some kind of onion powder mix or something. (Just looked at the ingredients. Yep, garlic and onion powder. This is the tongue of champions right here. Gordon Ramsay would be proud.) Ooh, this isn't actually that bad for me, healthwise. Only 130 calories in the... serving. Okay. And a serving is... half a cup. Great. Not as good as I thought. Oh well.
Back to the contents. It's also got these... brown chip looking things that are really hard. Like, rock hard. But if you like suck on them for a while, they become real chewy and holy shit they're delicious. And I forgot to specify, we have two kinds of pretzels here: Ones that look like two H's are smushing themselves up on each other while two I's lie on the top and bottom of them. Or, you know, "window pane" pretzels. It's boring; and round circle ones. They don't fit on my fingers, sadly. But I can break part of the circle off with my teeth, and then I can put it over my lip or on my nose and it looks like I have a pretzel piercing, which is just awesome.
I've been buying this mix by... J. Higgs... for years, and if I recall correctly, there used to be another one of those really hard things, only it was white instead of brown. I miss them. Oh well.
Wow. I'm eating this stuff really fast. Either half the bag is gone, or the bag wasn't that full to begin with. Don't you hate those bull shit portions they give you nowadays? So much wasted space in these bags. It's sad.
Ugh. I just burped and all the flavors of the things just came up and it wasn't very pleasant. Now I have garlicy onion breath.
So yeah... just thought you guys should know these things. I just took a nice big swig of Gatorade, and it was quite satisfactory. What's your favorite flavor of Gatorade? Just kidding, I don't give a shit. Mine is the yellow lemony kind though, if you're curious. I only have Orange though, right now... it's just not the same... and it's not cold. Lukewarm Gatorade is just the worst. And it really doesn't taste that good combined with the snack mix. I'm a mess.
I think this stuff is just making me more hungry. The more I eat of it, the hungrier I am. What the firetruck is this witchcraft? I need to eat food now, but there are people sleeping in my living room. Stupid people. I hate people. They should know better than to sleep when I'm hungry. Now I've got to tiptoe out there and see if there's something in the fridge..
BLEGH. I just went out to the kitchen, and not only was there nothing in the fridge, but I stepped in a hairball on the way back. So I had to waddle to the bathroom and wash it off... ugh. At least my appetite is gone now. Whoa. I just caught a whiff of my armpit and it just occurred to me that I did not shower today. And then I realized that I didn't take a shower yesterday either...
Oh well. There's still time left in the day... it's 2 in the morning. How the shit did that happen. Seriously... how... the shit...
Double oh well. I guess I'll take a shower anyway. bye.
Then again, I'm really lazy... should I take a shower or not? Guess I'll just make a poll.
I just whipped out a bag of snack mix that I got earlier at the grocery store. I felt that this was an adventure that needed sharing...
It's got... pretzels of course, this is snack mix, not cereal. It's got this bumpy looking stick things that are actually really good. And it's got two kinds of chex in them. The white kind and the brown kind. And they've all got this really yummy seasoning on them. Like really yummy. I think maybe it's some kind of onion powder mix or something. (Just looked at the ingredients. Yep, garlic and onion powder. This is the tongue of champions right here. Gordon Ramsay would be proud.) Ooh, this isn't actually that bad for me, healthwise. Only 130 calories in the... serving. Okay. And a serving is... half a cup. Great. Not as good as I thought. Oh well.
Back to the contents. It's also got these... brown chip looking things that are really hard. Like, rock hard. But if you like suck on them for a while, they become real chewy and holy shit they're delicious. And I forgot to specify, we have two kinds of pretzels here: Ones that look like two H's are smushing themselves up on each other while two I's lie on the top and bottom of them. Or, you know, "window pane" pretzels. It's boring; and round circle ones. They don't fit on my fingers, sadly. But I can break part of the circle off with my teeth, and then I can put it over my lip or on my nose and it looks like I have a pretzel piercing, which is just awesome.
I've been buying this mix by... J. Higgs... for years, and if I recall correctly, there used to be another one of those really hard things, only it was white instead of brown. I miss them. Oh well.
Wow. I'm eating this stuff really fast. Either half the bag is gone, or the bag wasn't that full to begin with. Don't you hate those bull shit portions they give you nowadays? So much wasted space in these bags. It's sad.
Ugh. I just burped and all the flavors of the things just came up and it wasn't very pleasant. Now I have garlicy onion breath.
So yeah... just thought you guys should know these things. I just took a nice big swig of Gatorade, and it was quite satisfactory. What's your favorite flavor of Gatorade? Just kidding, I don't give a shit. Mine is the yellow lemony kind though, if you're curious. I only have Orange though, right now... it's just not the same... and it's not cold. Lukewarm Gatorade is just the worst. And it really doesn't taste that good combined with the snack mix. I'm a mess.
I think this stuff is just making me more hungry. The more I eat of it, the hungrier I am. What the firetruck is this witchcraft? I need to eat food now, but there are people sleeping in my living room. Stupid people. I hate people. They should know better than to sleep when I'm hungry. Now I've got to tiptoe out there and see if there's something in the fridge..
BLEGH. I just went out to the kitchen, and not only was there nothing in the fridge, but I stepped in a hairball on the way back. So I had to waddle to the bathroom and wash it off... ugh. At least my appetite is gone now. Whoa. I just caught a whiff of my armpit and it just occurred to me that I did not shower today. And then I realized that I didn't take a shower yesterday either...
Oh well. There's still time left in the day... it's 2 in the morning. How the shit did that happen. Seriously... how... the shit...
Double oh well. I guess I'll take a shower anyway. bye.
Then again, I'm really lazy... should I take a shower or not? Guess I'll just make a poll.
Edited by RoxSoxKH