Sroa and Reeku were lyke chilling on the giant palm tree in the weird plateau that was never really explained by science.
"Riku," Sora asked, "is there a really another world out there?"
"Shut up, " Riku snapped back, "I'm getting really tired of this Sora. Of course there is."
"Okay, okay." Sora replied, blushing like crazy. OMG HE TALKED TO ME OMG.
Suddenly, wild fire. "HEYYY SORAAA!!!!" the most annoying voice on the planet was heard.
Shit. Sora turned around, "Hey Namine." He kissed her.
"What the hell Namine?"
"What Sora?" she made a frowny face. "You don't like it?" she started to take it off.
"OH MY GOD NAMINE," Sora screamed, "UR NOT ONIKI TANYA MINAJ."
"Sora, why." Namine cried.
What a drama queen. Sora was done. He grabbed his Way to Dawn keyblade and unlocked her heart with a fire spell. "DIE BEOTCH!"
Namine disapperead and grew wings. "BUT I LOVE YOU SORA!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Namine screamed, her voice like an annoying shockwave. and then Riku died and Sora got sad and grabbed a keyblade and sliced Namine's filthy hair off. Yellow blood came out of her hair and Sora ate it.
"The heck Sora? OMG YUO CANNIBAL!!!!!!!!!11!"!!" she yelled out, grabbing her wooden sword. "AVADA KEDAVRA!!!! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!11!!!11!!!!11!!!!"
okay, it's PG -13.
Genre: Romantic Drama
Warnings: Some gore (not really, but still)
Sroa and Reeku were lyke chilling on the giant palm tree in the weird plateau that was never really explained by science.
"Riku," Sora asked, "is there a really another world out there?"
"Shut up, " Riku snapped back, "I'm getting really tired of this Sora. Of course there is."
"Okay, okay." Sora replied, blushing like crazy. OMG HE TALKED TO ME OMG.
Suddenly, wild fire. "HEYYY SORAAA!!!!" the most annoying voice on the planet was heard.
Shit. Sora turned around, "Hey Namine." He kissed her.
"What the hell Namine?"
"What Sora?" she made a frowny face. "You don't like it?" she started to take it off.
"OH MY GOD NAMINE," Sora screamed, "UR NOT ONIKI TANYA MINAJ."
"Sora, why." Namine cried.
What a drama queen. Sora was done. He grabbed his Way to Dawn keyblade and unlocked her heart with a fire spell. "DIE BEOTCH!"
Namine disapperead and grew wings. "BUT I LOVE YOU SORA!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Namine screamed, her voice like an annoying shockwave. and then Riku died and Sora got sad and grabbed a keyblade and sliced Namine's filthy hair off. Yellow blood came out of her hair and Sora ate it.
"The heck Sora? OMG YUO CANNIBAL!!!!!!!!!11!"!!" she yelled out, grabbing her wooden sword. "AVADA KEDAVRA!!!! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!11!!!11!!!!11!!!!"
and then Sora died. The end.