I was running down a highway at 700mph and a bunch of police cars and helicopters where chasing me and trying to shoot me down. Then I noticed I had white gloves, red shoes, and was blue...
Yup. I was Sonic the Hedgehog.
So I kept running and dodging bullets and s*** and I ran into a city. Where I found a skyscraper which I took an interest in. So I curled up into a ball and spin-dashed through the doors. Next thing I know, a SWAT team crashes through the windows and start shooting at me. Suddenly my point-of-view changes from 1st-person to 3rd-person as if I'm playing a modern Sonic game. I start homing attacking everyone in the way, as I run up the stairs. As I ran up, more of these guys start crashing through the window and shooting at me.
After I defeat them all, I notice a beeping sound. They all placed a bunch of bombs outside of the building as a last ditch resort to get rid of me! Then I activated all 7 chaos emeralds and turned into Super Sonic!
Amazingly enough "Live and Learn" starts playing out of nowhere, but I don't really have time to worry about that. I start flying staight up the building crashing through ceilings as I pass by. The building explodes as I narrowly escape the chaos.
Think that was weird? Oh, It gets better.
PART 2 OF JUMA'S WEIRD ASS DREAM
So I continue flying through the city until I found a bar. As soon as I land in front of it, I turn back to normal.
Now stop for a second. I know what you're thinking. "WHAT THE HELL IS NORMAL AT THIS POINT?" well, I turned into regular Juma, not Sonic.
Anyway I walked into the bar, and loud music was playing. Drake (You know the rapper, Drizzy Drake) was in the bar and I accidentally stumbled into him. He didn't take it very well.
Drake: "Nigga, watch where you goin' The firetruck you think this is?" *He shoves me*
Suddenly, everyone in the bar turns and looks at us, and start rioting like a motherfiretrucker. It was violent and scary. Not to mention I was caught in the middle of it.
At this point I'm in so much shock that I don't even know what to do. Do I try to fight back? Do I run? I thought this was real life. SUDDENLY Chris Brown warps out of nowhere with his green chaos emerald and throws a glass bottle at Drake. The bottle shatters on him, and gets everyone to stop fighting for a second. CB then proceeds to challenge Drake and his minions... to a dance off. So me and Chris Brown start dancing, while Drake and his guys start doing so too. Eventually Drake loses the dance off and disintegrates, along with everyone else in the bar. So CB looks at me and say:
CB: You okay, Juma?
Me: You know what? I can't complain. Thanks for saving me back there. That escalated quickly, huh?
So then CB snaps his fingers and the Chaos Emerald appears. He Chaos Controls a piano in the middle of a bar, and we start playing it for some reason. At some point he starts teaching me how to play a song...
CB: You're pretty good at the piano?
Me: Like... this?
CB stood up and gave me the "nice guy" pose (thumbs up and shining white teeth with a "ding!" sound effect from the teeth) The shine from his teeth is SO bright that it suddenly envelopes me in a bright light and I start floating in an endless white void.
Then I woke up. Not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed that this didn't really happen irl. I might need a hug.
Here we go...
I was running down a highway at 700mph and a bunch of police cars and helicopters where chasing me and trying to shoot me down. Then I noticed I had white gloves, red shoes, and was blue...
Yup. I was Sonic the Hedgehog.
So I kept running and dodging bullets and s*** and I ran into a city. Where I found a skyscraper which I took an interest in. So I curled up into a ball and spin-dashed through the doors. Next thing I know, a SWAT team crashes through the windows and start shooting at me. Suddenly my point-of-view changes from 1st-person to 3rd-person as if I'm playing a modern Sonic game. I start homing attacking everyone in the way, as I run up the stairs. As I ran up, more of these guys start crashing through the window and shooting at me.
After I defeat them all, I notice a beeping sound. They all placed a bunch of bombs outside of the building as a last ditch resort to get rid of me! Then I activated all 7 chaos emeralds and turned into Super Sonic!
Amazingly enough "Live and Learn" starts playing out of nowhere, but I don't really have time to worry about that. I start flying staight up the building crashing through ceilings as I pass by. The building explodes as I narrowly escape the chaos.
Think that was weird? Oh, It gets better.
PART 2 OF JUMA'S WEIRD ASS DREAM
So I continue flying through the city until I found a bar. As soon as I land in front of it, I turn back to normal.
Now stop for a second. I know what you're thinking. "WHAT THE HELL IS NORMAL AT THIS POINT?" well, I turned into regular Juma, not Sonic.
Anyway I walked into the bar, and loud music was playing. Drake (You know the rapper, Drizzy Drake) was in the bar and I accidentally stumbled into him. He didn't take it very well.
Drake: "Nigga, watch where you goin' The firetruck you think this is?" *He shoves me*
Suddenly, everyone in the bar turns and looks at us, and start rioting like a motherfiretrucker. It was violent and scary. Not to mention I was caught in the middle of it.
At this point I'm in so much shock that I don't even know what to do. Do I try to fight back? Do I run? I thought this was real life. SUDDENLY Chris Brown warps out of nowhere with his green chaos emerald and throws a glass bottle at Drake. The bottle shatters on him, and gets everyone to stop fighting for a second. CB then proceeds to challenge Drake and his minions... to a dance off. So me and Chris Brown start dancing, while Drake and his guys start doing so too. Eventually Drake loses the dance off and disintegrates, along with everyone else in the bar. So CB looks at me and say:
CB: You okay, Juma?
Me: You know what? I can't complain. Thanks for saving me back there. That escalated quickly, huh?
So then CB snaps his fingers and the Chaos Emerald appears. He Chaos Controls a piano in the middle of a bar, and we start playing it for some reason. At some point he starts teaching me how to play a song...
CB: You're pretty good at the piano?
Me: Like... this?
CB stood up and gave me the "nice guy" pose (thumbs up and shining white teeth with a "ding!" sound effect from the teeth) The shine from his teeth is SO bright that it suddenly envelopes me in a bright light and I start floating in an endless white void.
Then I woke up. Not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed that this didn't really happen irl. I might need a hug.