Stage One: To begin my plan, I must first Seduce a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by my arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good as an Evil twin/Opposite?
Stage Two: Next, I will Desecrate the Grand Canyon. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to me, begging to do my every bidding. My name will become synonymous with Fuzzy Bunnies, as lesser men whisper my name in terror.
Stage Three: Finally, I will Unleash your Armies of Destruction, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from an Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect me as their new god.Trust me, it'll all turn out at the end.
My objective is simple: Widespread Misery
My motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One: To begin my plan, I must first Seduce a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by my arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good as an Evil twin/Opposite?
Stage Two: Next, I will Desecrate the Grand Canyon. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to me, begging to do my every bidding. My name will become synonymous with Fuzzy Bunnies, as lesser men whisper my name in terror.
Stage Three: Finally, I will Unleash your Armies of Destruction, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from an Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect me as their new god.Trust me, it'll all turn out at the end.