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So, I'm planning World Domination...

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My objective is simple: Widespread Misery

 

My motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

 

Stage One: To begin my plan, I must first Seduce a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by my arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good as an Evil twin/Opposite?

 

Stage Two: Next, I will Desecrate the Grand Canyon. This will cause countless hordes of Mean English Teachers to flock to me, begging to do my every bidding. My name will become synonymous with Fuzzy Bunnies, as lesser men whisper my name in terror.

 

Stage Three: Finally, I will Unleash your Armies of Destruction, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from an Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom.

 

These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect me as their new god.Trust me, it'll all turn out at the end.

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Desecrate the Grand Canyon? YOU MONSTER!

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Desecrate the Grand Canyon? YOU MONSTER!

ALL WILL CRY IN HORROR AS THE ACT TAKES PLACE. MWAAHAHAHAH!

Oh, a woman who dosen't know any better. How quaint.

(I'm quoting DBZA)

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Oh, a woman who dosen't know any better. How quaint.(I'm quoting DBZA)

When I'm done with the world, THERE WIlL BE NO DBZA! THERE WILL BE NOTHING, ONLY ANTOINE!

When I'm done with the world, THERE WIlL BE NO DBZA! THERE WILL BE NOTHING, ONLY ANTOINE!

Lol nope. I will just kill you and it will be all over.

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Lol nope. I will just kill you and it will be all over.

Good luck! YOU WILL NEVER FIND ME. Even though you have my state and country.

Good luck! YOU WILL NEVER FIND ME. Even though you have my state and country.

Or I could just make everything on earth besides you invincible and drop nukes everywhere.

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Or I could just make everything on earth besides you invincible and drop nukes everywhere.

IMPOSSIBRU

I AM ETERNALI AM THE ULTRA-ULTIMATE LIFE FORM.I AMANTOINE D'COOLETTE.

IMPOSSIBRU

I AM ETERNALI AM THE ULTRA-ULTIMATE LIFE FORM.I AMANTOINE D'COOLETTE.

And I own your Universe, I couls condense you down to a sphere of candy if I wanted.

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And I own your Universe, I couls condense you down to a sphere of candy if I wanted.

You're Archie, are you? I KNEW IT.MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS A LIE. 

You're Archie, are you? I KNEW IT.MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS A LIE. 

I AM. I AM ALSO LUKE. I AM YOUR FATHER!

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I AM. I AM ALSO LUKE. I AM YOUR FATHER!

I'm pretty sure that my fathers name is Armand...And isn't Luke the Son?

I'm pretty sure that my fathers name is Armand...And isn't Luke the Son?

Not in this case.

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Not in this case.

Huh... we must be a pretty backwards family.

Huh... we must be a pretty backwards family.

Quite.

My plans to stop your world domination

 

First deed: Find all the popes and wanna be popes in the world and take them to a safe place that only I can see. That way they won't be seduced.

 

Second deed: Cover the Grand Canyon with an indetructible & inpenetratable material, making you unable to desecrate the Canyon.

 

Third deed: Blow up the HQ of doom to stop the relaese of those armies.

 

All this will make your plan fail. And incase this doesn't work I will gather every human being on earth except for you, Admaril Antoine and take them to a very safe place on the other side of the universe that only I know about. So MWAHAHAHA to you.

 
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My plans to stop your world domination

 

First deed: Find all the popes and wanna be popes in the world and take them to a safe place that only I can see. That way they won't be seduced.

 

Second deed: Cover the Grand Canyon with an indetructible & inpenetratable material, making you unable to desecrate the Canyon.

 

Third deed: Blow up the HQ of doom to stop the relaese of those armies.

 

All this will make your plan fail. And incase this doesn't work I will gather every human being on earth except for you, Admaril Antoine and take them to a very safe place on the other side of the universe that only I know about. So MWAHAHAHA to you.

 

 

You must be the Doctor.

You must be the Doctor.

Yes. Call me Who.

I'm surprised. I wanted to inkvade the world. Not destroy it.

 

 

This plan also seems gilly silly, to be squidly honest. I think I'd do a much better job than you ever could.

Don't you mean Whom?

Who, Whom, either way I don't care.

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I'm surprised. I wanted to inkvade the world. Not destroy it.

 

 

This plan also seems gilly silly, to be squidly honest. I think I'd do a much better job than you ever could.

I am silly.

 

Who, Whom, either way I don't care.

You should care. One means death.

I am silly.

 

You should care. One means death.

If your so concerned about what to call me just call me "The Doctor" and you must say the

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If your so concerned about what to call me just call me "The Doctor" and you must say the

How about Dana?

How about Dana?

No. It has to be The Doctor.

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