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So basically, you enter a name, and it tells you what Pokémon that person is. For example:

 

 

"No.769 Axel
 
Jellyfish Pokemon
 
WATER FLYING
 
HT 11′06″
WT 328.9 lbs.
 
It lived in the valley approximately 4 hundred million years ago. There have been incidents of Axel using mysterious powers to kidnap people of Johto."
 
Completely inaccurate, but hilarious.
 

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So basically, you enter a name, and it tells you what Pokémon that person is. For example:

 

 

"No.769 Axel
 
Jellyfish Pokemon
 
WATER FLYING
 
HT 11′06″
WT 328.9 lbs.
 
It lived in the valley approximately 4 hundred million years ago. There have been incidents of Axel using mysterious powers to kidnap people of Johto."
 
Completely inaccurate, but hilarious.
 

 

No.033 itsameluigi1290

Chatter Pokemon

ICE ROCK

HT 1′00″WT 13.2 lbs.

It breathes -20 degree air that will instantly freeze an Indian elephant. It can circle the Earth within 13 hours.

 

 

No.112 DChuich

Atrocious Pokemon

ELECTRIC PSYCHIC

HT 0′03″WT 20.5 lbs.

It was sealed into the computer world after releasing a strong light. It is strong enough to easily lift up Team Galactic.

 

I like this one. ^

 

 

No.145 SoraBlade

Dragon Pokemon

DARK DRAGON

HT 0′09″WT 9.2 lbs.

One day scholars woke up and had become SoraBlade. It is strong enough to easily lift up Elite Four.

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No.023 Black ☆ Star

Tiger Pokemon

Bitterness flame

0.2m height 
Omo-sa 4.7kg

You eat of moon rocks to good use tongue that was sticky.Popular as pets because it is good at barking.

 
 

... I don't even know how you guys get entries that aren't all Google Translates translations. ._.

 

OF COURSE IT'S TINY FGDWEFGRT

 

EDIT: Oh I fixed it.

 

 

No.023 Black☆Star

Tiger Pokemon

GRASS FIRE

HT 0′08″
WT 10.4 lbs.

It deftly uses its sticky tongue to pick up and eat Moon Stones. It is skilled at howling so it is very popular as a pet.

Edited by Black Star

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No.023 Black ☆ Star

Tiger Pokemon

Bitterness flame

0.2m height 

Omo-sa 4.7kg

You eat of moon rocks to good use tongue that was sticky.Popular as pets because it is good at barking.

 
 

... I don't even know how you guys get entries that aren't all Google Translates translations. ._.

 

OF COURSE IT'S TINY FGDWEFGRT

 

EDIT: Oh I fixed it.

 

 

No.023 Black☆Star

Tiger Pokemon

GRASS FIRE

HT 0′08″

WT 10.4 lbs.

It deftly uses its sticky tongue to pick up and eat Moon Stones. It is skilled at howling so it is very popular as a pet.

 

 

I just used the English site, which is what I linked you to. NVM.

 

AND WHY MUST EVERY RENDITION OF ME BE SHORT GOD

Edited by itsameluigi1290

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No.658 Cricket

Honeybee Pokemon

DARK BUG

HT 6′01″

WT 109.2 lbs.

After being exposed to X-rays from the moon Pokemon bones turned into Cricket. Cricket's sharp

horn can seem very strange.

 

GAIZ..IT WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING THE INSECT CRICKET... O_O

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No.513 OmegaForte

Long Leg Pokemon

DARK BUG

HT 7′10″

WT 186.2 lbs.

It drove out the Pokemon living in the jungle and settled down there. Its charming appearance is popular among scholars.

 

Beside the height, weight, and Dark typing...

 

Posted Image

Edited by OmegaForte

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No.505 Pikachu

Long Leg Pokemon

ELECTRIC FIRE

HT 15′01″WT 532.7 lbs.

It gets mad 13 hours a day. It likes Mudkips but no one knows why.

 

No.509 Ash

Trainee Pokemon

ICE FLYING

HT 5′11″WT 94.8 lbs.

Ash's long tail can seem a bit strange. There are some specimens of Ash that have lived for 900 years.

 

 

No.560 Lost Star

Ninja Pokemon

DRAGON

HT 0′08″WT 11.8 lbs.

It is strong enough to easily lift up Trainers. It will bravely face an opponent even larger than itself.

 

 

No.311 Nintendo

Chatter Pokemon

GRASS ROCK

HT 7′11″WT 171.0 lbs.

A Pokemon that was just recently discovered. After being exposed to X-rays from the moon berries turned into Nintendo.

 

Well, we now know how Nintendo formed.

 

 

No.825 Kirby

Trainee Pokemon

PSYCHIC ICE

HT 0′05″WT 12.8 lbs.

It is skilled at singing so it is very popular as a pet. When it's in a good mood it will sing in a beautiful voice, but it is very irritating when mad.

 

 

 

No.542 Gary Oak

Monkey Pokemon

PSYCHIC ICE

HT 8′01″WT 182.5 lbs.

Gary Oak's large mouth can seem extremely strange. In order to restrain its excess power it is always sleeping in the desert.

 

 

OKAY!

 

 

W.T.F.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No.746 Link

Atrocious Pokemon

GROUND

HT 19′04″WT 962.4 lbs.

It eats 6 kilograms of Caterpie a day. There have been incidents of Link using mysterious powers to kidnap people of Sinnoh.

 

No.830 Zelda

Happiness Pokemon

STEEL GROUND

HT 7′09″WT 159.0 lbs.

Its charming appearance is popular among maniacs. It is skilled at swimming but no one knows why.

 

 

No.045 Locust

Dragon Pokemon

DRAGON

HT 3′01″WT 37.6 lbs.

It lives in the grasslands and catches food with its long tail. It reads minds and only becomes attached to people pure of heart.

 

No.947 Ivybulbavenus

Hairy Bug Pokemon

BUG ELECTRIC

HT 0′03″WT 2.1 lbs.

It only appears where there is no conflict. People don't see it much now. One day little girls woke up and had become Ivybulbavenus.

 

 

 

No.648 Playing Frantis

Chick Pokemon

FIGHTING DARK

HT 10′11″WT 280.3 lbs.

It will bravely face an opponent even larger than itself. It can understand human speech but no one knows why.

 

 

No.562 Thingdom Farts

Egg Pokemon

POISON GHOST

HT 5′07″WT 87.7 lbs.

There are some specimens of Thingdom Farts that have lived for 200 years. A Pokemon that can understand human speech.

 

 

 

 

I am seriously storming these! :D

 

 

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"No.769 Xigboss
 
Humanshape Pokemon
 
WATER FLYING
 
HT 5′10″
WT 100.0 lbs.
 
It will bravely face an opponent even larger than itself. It collects Indian elephants and carries its findings back to its den.
 
Other than the the Indian elephant thing, I rather like this.

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No.505 Pikachu

Long Leg Pokemon

ELECTRIC FIRE

HT 15′01″WT 532.7 lbs.

It gets mad 13 hours a day. It likes Mudkips but no one knows why.

 

No.509 Ash

Trainee Pokemon

ICE FLYING

HT 5′11″WT 94.8 lbs.

Ash's long tail can seem a bit strange. There are some specimens of Ash that have lived for 900 years.

 

 

No.560 Lost Star

Ninja Pokemon

DRAGON

HT 0′08″WT 11.8 lbs.

It is strong enough to easily lift up Trainers. It will bravely face an opponent even larger than itself.

 

 

No.311 Nintendo

Chatter Pokemon

GRASS ROCK

HT 7′11″WT 171.0 lbs.

A Pokemon that was just recently discovered. After being exposed to X-rays from the moon berries turned into Nintendo.

 

Well, we now know how Nintendo formed.

 

 

No.825 Kirby

Trainee Pokemon

PSYCHIC ICE

HT 0′05″WT 12.8 lbs.

It is skilled at singing so it is very popular as a pet. When it's in a good mood it will sing in a beautiful voice, but it is very irritating when mad.

 

 

 

No.542 Gary Oak

Monkey Pokemon

PSYCHIC ICE

HT 8′01″WT 182.5 lbs.

Gary Oak's large mouth can seem extremely strange. In order to restrain its excess power it is always sleeping in the desert.

 

 

OKAY!

 

 

W.T.F.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No.746 Link

Atrocious Pokemon

GROUND

HT 19′04″WT 962.4 lbs.

It eats 6 kilograms of Caterpie a day. There have been incidents of Link using mysterious powers to kidnap people of Sinnoh.

 

No.830 Zelda

Happiness Pokemon

STEEL GROUND

HT 7′09″WT 159.0 lbs.

Its charming appearance is popular among maniacs. It is skilled at swimming but no one knows why.

 

 

No.045 Locust

Dragon Pokemon

DRAGON

HT 3′01″WT 37.6 lbs.

It lives in the grasslands and catches food with its long tail. It reads minds and only becomes attached to people pure of heart.

 

No.947 Ivybulbavenus

Hairy Bug Pokemon

BUG ELECTRIC

HT 0′03″WT 2.1 lbs.

It only appears where there is no conflict. People don't see it much now. One day little girls woke up and had become Ivybulbavenus.

 

 

 

No.648 Playing Frantis

Chick Pokemon

FIGHTING DARK

HT 10′11″WT 280.3 lbs.

It will bravely face an opponent even larger than itself. It can understand human speech but no one knows why.

 

 

No.562 Thingdom Farts

Egg Pokemon

POISON GHOST

HT 5′07″WT 87.7 lbs.

There are some specimens of Thingdom Farts that have lived for 200 years. A Pokemon that can understand human speech.

 

 

 

 

I am seriously storming these! :D

 

 

 

 

I like the Ash one, and how it lived for 900 years. Ironic since he hasn't aged in the anime. xD

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No.789 Goofy

Big Jaw Pokemon

GHOST

HT 2′08″WT 28.2 lbs.

When it senses danger it threatens the enemy with its sharp fangs. Legend says that a cave is created when Goofy sleeps.

 

 

No.790 Donald

Ninja Pokemon

ROCK PSYCHIC

HT 2′01″WT 31.3 lbs.

Legend says that a grassland is created when Donald dances. It starts to become active once night falls.

 

It's awesome Donald and Goofy are ''right next to each other'' in the Pokedex.

 

 

No.423 Wii U

Rabbit Pokemon

ELECTRIC GROUND

HT 1′01″WT 6.5 lbs.

There are some specimens of Wii U that have lived for 500 years. Its charming appearance is popular among old men.

 

 

No.498 Santa Clawse

Long Leg Pokemon

DARK ROCK

HT 4′03″WT 60.0 lbs.

After being exposed to X-rays from the moon Pokemon bones turned into Santa Clawse. It only appears where there is no conflict. People don't see it much now.

 

No.645 St.Nick

Cat Pokemon

STEEL

HT 7′01″WT 137.5 lbs.

It was sealed into the computer world after releasing a strong light. It collects Caterpie and carries its findings back to its den.

 

Good/bad kids get Caterpies?

 

 

And NAUGHTY kids get Sunkern

 

 

No.837 8-bit Weegee

Wild Bull Pokemon

ROCK

HT 3′11″WT 50.3 lbs.

There have been incidents of 8-bit Weegee using mysterious powers to kidnap maniacs. It dances elegantly and is said to represent the meadows.

 

 

No.880 Weegee

Monkey Pokemon

GROUND

HT 3′01″WT 31.0 lbs.

It can circle the Earth within 11 hours. It collects trucks and carries its findings back to its den.

 

No.786 Sroa

Rabbit Pokemon

ELECTRIC FLYING

HT 2′04″WT 24.2 lbs.

It eats 4 kilograms of Pidgey eggs a day. It lives in the desert and catches food with its sharp horn.

 

No.886 Dolan

Bear Pokemon

ROCK GHOST

HT 15′03″WT 571.2 lbs.

It rarely shows itself in public. Good fortune comes to those who see Dolan. It runs 17 hours a day.

 

No.891 Gooby

Big Jaw Pokemon

FLYING POISON

HT 13′06″WT 455.2 lbs.

It was sealed into the computer world after releasing a strong light. It lived in the mountains approximately 7 hundred million years ago.

 

 

No.638 FOFOFFF

Egg Pokemon

STEEL WATER

HT 1′09″WT 25.4 lbs.

It was just recently discovered but no one knows why. It lurks in the snowy mountains patiently waiting for prey to approach.

 

 

No.958 a toilet

Bear Pokemon

PSYCHIC GROUND

HT 2′02″WT 16.6 lbs.

Legend says that an iceberg is created when a toilet runs. It can manipulate its powerful psychic abilities to freely lift up an Indian elephant.

 

 

 

No.958 a toilet

Bear Pokemon

PSYCHIC GROUND

HT 2′02″WT 16.6 lbs.

Legend says that an iceberg is created when a toilet runs. It can manipulate its powerful psychic abilities to freely lift up an Indian elephant.

 

 

xD

 

 

No.698 a truck

Mayfly Pokemon

BUG

HT 15′03″WT 525.4 lbs.

It sheds its skin and grows bigger 5 times a year. It will explode with very little stimulus so it is very popular as a pet.

 

No.683 Banjo

Turtle Pokemon

FLYING WATER

HT 2′05″WT 16.8 lbs.

It eats 7 kilograms of Wurmple a day. There are some specimens of Banjo that have lived for 600 years.

 

 

No.857 Kazooie

Transport Pokemon

GHOST FIRE

HT 2′11″WT 36.1 lbs.

Kazooie's front teeth can seem a little strange. It will bravely face an opponent even larger than itself.

 

 

 

No.354 Tormented Soul

Turtle Pokemon

STEEL FIGHTING

HT 4′09″WT 77.7 lbs.

It went extinct about 500 thousand years ago so it will even help women at work. It is popular among Trainers to compare their Tormented Soul's pincers.

 

 

W.T.F.

 

 

Again.

 

 

No.634 Crying Soul

Snake Pokemon

ICE

HT 1′03″WT 21.5 lbs.

Its voice is similar to a human's but it is impossible to understand. When it's in a good mood it will sing in a beautiful voice, but it is very irritating when mad.

 

 

That is terrifying...

 

 

No.686 Lonely Soul

Mysterious Pokemon

FLYING PSYCHIC

HT 23′08″WT 1213.9 lbs.

It lives in rocky mountains and catches food with its pincer. It is strong enough to easily lift up people of Johto.

 

Apparently, Souls have pinchers, because...two of three mentioned them...O.O

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Double Post

 

 

My god.

 

 

This is too funny to pass up!

 

No.884 Asskong

Happiness Pokemon

DARK FLYING

HT 7′10″WT 171.5 lbs.

It is popular among children to compare their Asskong's thorny bodies. After being exposed to X-rays from the moon Pokemon bones turned into Asskong.

 

 

And, the ALMOST accurate one:

 

No.238 Ghast

Chatter Pokemon

GRASS STEEL

HT 2′07″WT 23.1 lbs.

Its voice is similar to a human's but it is impossible to understand. Ghast's round eyes can seem a bit strange.

 

 

The entry and classification is like, spot on.

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