If you guys aren't familiar with the story, here it is: http://kh13.com/forum/topic/60611-adventure-is-out-there/

 

My lovely friend, Xiro, has been keeping the story alive and it sort of took off from where I left it.  I wanted to write an origins story  It'll be in the same tone, so don't take it seriously at all.  It's all in good fun.

 

Unlike the other story, I'll try to add as many members possible (upon request and permission, of course!!)

 

List of peeps I'm doing Origins for:

 

Sky

Neos

Xiro

NeverBetter

Schemer

Livi

Javelin

Tiger

Crash

Dawn

Sora

Bit

Oath

 

...in no particular order.  Want in?  Just ask! (:  Of course, Xiro will have to add you to the main story also

 

~Lets Begin~

 

PLAY

 

KH13 HQ: COLOR ROOM.

 

RANDOM VOICE
Open your eyes

 

NeverBetter opens his eyes.

 

RANDOM VOICE
Now take the first step, can you do it?

NEVERBETTER
Okay… what the hell man.  I’m not an idiot, I can walk.

 

Never walks forward.  He looks around.

 

NEVERBETTER
Is this supposed to be some KH parody or something?

 

RANDOM VOICE

Ugh, god, you ruined it!  Yes, jeez, it is.

 

NEVERBETTER
Hey man, I’m sorr-

 

RANDOM VOICE
Too late, just pick your damn weapon.  Shield, sword, or the derp stick?

 

NEVERBETTER
You mean wand?

RANDOM VOICE
Derp stick it is.

 

The wand summons itself into NeverBetter’s hands.

 

RANDOM VOICE
What are you giving up?

 

NEVERBETTER
But I don’t want the wand though.

RANDOM VOICE
Fine!  No wand for you.

 

The wand disappears.

 

NEVERBETTER

But now I have nothing.

 

RANDOM VOICE
Now kill shit.

 

Shadows emerge and NeverBetter stands there lost.

 

RANDOM VOICE
What is most important to you?  What are you afraid of?  What do you want out of life?

 

NEVERBETTER
Aren’t you supposed to wait for me to kill the shadows?

RANDOM VOICE
Answer the damn questions!

 

NEVERBETTER
To be strong-

 

RANDOM VOICE
So being strong is your answer for all of them?  Okay.  Your adventure starts soon.  Build the raft yo!

 

White light engulfs NeverBetter’s range of vision.  He wakes up in a place similar to the small island of Destiny Islands.

 

SKY
NeverBetter, you lazy piece of shit, get up.

LIVI (OBLIVION)

That’s mean, Sky.

 

SKY
I-I mean, NeverBetter, you lazy bum.  I knew I’d find you snoozing down here.

 

LIVI
You okay?

 

Livi helps NeverBetter up.

 

LIVI
We had to kill all the heartless for you.  You were getting rap-

 

SKY
PG-13.

 

LIVI
Ah okays.

 

PAUSE.

 

What’s to come?
NeverBetter will become the awesome powerhouse, atm person he is as the story progresses.  But how?
Explanation to why Sky is so mean.

Introduce more characters.

Edited December 13, 201311 yr by Jaune Arc

Scumbag narrator. He's dead now

Scumbag narrator. He's dead now

GGGGFDSSGUUGBBMK... HE SHOULD BE INCINERATED.

DARN IT NARRIATOR I WAS GONNA INVITE YOU TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY.

Scumbag narrator. He's dead now

GGGGFDSSGUUGBBMK... HE SHOULD BE INCINERATED.

PLAYThe main characters hearing my words have decided to somehow find and attack me.

 

NEVERBETTERNah, even though you should be incinerated, we don't have the time!

 

JAVELINBut seriously guys, who do you think really controls what's happening? 

SKYWho?NEOSYeah, who?JAVELINThe author.

XIROScumbag author.

 

LIVIIt's okay guys, Bit and Sora will handle the author AND narrator.

 

BLOSSOMAwesome possum! 

NEVERBETTERLet's get back to work then.

 

PAUSENext time!  Sora and Bit get to work and maybe more people!

We still need to throw in Dawn.

And kill the narrator via bamboo torture.

We still need to throw in Dawn.

And kill the narrator via bamboo torture.

PLAY

 

KH13 HQ: BACK ROOM.

SORAIt's about time we were written into the story.  Right, Bit?BITHECK YEAH!  What have we been doing?SORAI don't know, I guess we've just been in HQ.

 

BITOh right, I was supposed to go on that mission with Xiro and Neos and take you with us.

 

Bit facepalms.

SORAWhat?  Seriously?BITShaddap, you've been gone Sora.  You haven't even come back yet.

 

Hahaha, Bit is right, Sora.

 

SORAI don't wanna hear this from you narrator! 

Sora and Bit walk over to the dark room and find none other than OZ.

 

SORAWhat?  OZ, you're the narrator?OZYes.  I'm also catbug!

 

BITI don't care, I'm gonna beat you up.SORAYeah! 

Suddenly Crash and Tiger come stumbling out of the Directory.

 

SORAWoah, what happened to you guys?CRASHDon't ask.

TIGEROne word: Dawn. 

Dawn walks in while some sort of haunted/scary song plays in the background.

DAWNHey guys!

 

TIGERCome on, Dawn!  Crash and I are supposed to be monitoring the group.  It's our jobs.

 

DAWNCome talk about Riku with me!CRASHNo way!!

 

SORAUh guys, the narrator was OZ all along.

BITYeah....a bit weird.

 

CRASHHaha, I see what you did there!OZI'm kidding, I hid in here after a mysterious person opened up a portal and saved me.  Want some sugar peas?

 

Hahaha, good old catbug.

BITStop laughing, narrator!  We will catch you!SORAAlong with the author!

 

PAUSE 

Edited December 17, 201311 yr by Jaune Arc

PLAYSOMEWHERE AT SOME TIME 

OATHI love how I still haven't been mentioned.

Oh sorry there Oath, you weren't relevant yet.

 

OATHYEAH RIGHT SUHDSKJFDKSHD

 

Hold on there dude!

OATHI know Sky is the author!  He's writing this bullsh-

 

SKYI'm seriously not the author dude.

 

OATHYeah right.

 

He's telling the truth Oath.

OATHBLECH 

Oath stands behind a house watching someone...or someones.  In the house there are Ruby and Xion.

 

OATHHey!  Don't tell them what I'm doing! 

The two in the house hear what Oath says.  They look out the window.

 

RUBYXion!  There's a really creepy guy watching us from the backyard.

 

XIONOh god!RUBYLet's go beat him up!XIONI don't know...

Ruby runs down stairs and opens the door.

RUBYYou better be prepared!  I drink milk! 

PAUSEYeah...looks like I'm getting to everyone.  How will this all relate?  What is even going on anymore?  Find out next time on AIOT: Origins!

PLAYRUBY AND XION'S HOUSE THING.

 

Hey isn't the story getting a little too confusing?  Especially in the AIOT side?  Yeah?  Well, blame the author, not me! 

BITNo way, we're coming to kick your ass!SORAYeah!  AND YOUR BUTT!TIGERSora...

 

CRASHYou guys are a hoot.  Why do I barely hang out with you guys?DAWNLet's talk about Riku guys! 

Everyone ignores Dawn.

DAWNFine!  You'll see!  I'll get Riku to talk to me and then we'll show you!  I'll show you! 

Dawn runs away.On the other side of things...

 

Ruby fights Oath and is blatantly kicking his ass, mainly because he refuses to fight back.  Xion has come down and watches.

 

OATHRuby, please! 

RUBYNo!  You're creepy!  Go away!

 

OATHAch!

 

Oath takes a step towards Ruby.

 

RUBYOne more step and you get the scythe!OATHNooooo, not Crescent Rose! 

PAUSE 

Edited December 18, 201311 yr by Jaune Arc

OHMAIGAWSH "I DRINK MILK."

"And im gonna be like "ahh withha" and you're going to think I'm cool, and you're going to want to be friends with me' - Ruby

I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH RUBY SO BAD. XION TOO.

CAN I PLEASE BE FRIENDS WITH THEM?!

They can help me on my mission lol

OHMAIGAWSH "I DRINK MILK."

"And im gonna be like "ahh withha" and you're going to think I'm cool, and you're going to want to be friends with me' - Ruby

I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH RUBY SO BAD. XION TOO.

CAN I PLEASE BE FRIENDS WITH THEM?!

They can help me on my mission lol

Heck yeah!

Heck yeah!

YYYAAYYY!

PLAYXION AND RUBY'S HOUSE THINGY 

RUBYDo you promise to leave us alone?OATHNo! 

Ruby raises Crescent Rose, planning to swing! 

OATHI was notified by a KH13 member to recruit those who might be able to aid us in our conquest.

Xion is intrigued and walks forward.

XIONWhat kind?OATHTo stop the evil ones from getting -------------------.

 

XIONWe'll help.

 

RUBYXion!

XIONRuby.  We will help and we will recruit the rest of us.

 

RUBYYou don't mean-

 

XIONI do.

 

OATHWho? 

PAUSESorry Blossom, it'll take a while for everything to connect so you won't see them any time soon x]  I'll try my best to update!

Well at least we know that they failed. The ----------------- got stolen in the beginning of KH2. /shotshot

Well at least we know that they failed. The ----------------- got stolen in the beginning of KH2. /shotshot

Wut.  Drugs are bad Xiro.

Wut.  Drugs are bad Xiro.

What are you talking about? I said ------------------, not drugs.

What are you talking about? I said ------------------, not drugs.

Well ---------------- you too.

Well ---------------- you too.

That.... doesn't make any sense. You can't even use -------------------- in a sentence like that.

Geez Sky

That.... doesn't make any sense. You can't even use -------------------- in a sentence like that.

Geez Sky

You sure?  I just did.  ----------------- everyone.

You sure?  I just did.  ----------------- everyone.

....

 

*pushes slowly derailing thread back onto tracks*

*which is weird since this is in Random*

PLAYON THE WAY TO THE LAND OF OZ WHILE IT TURNS INTO DISNEY UTOPIA 

RUBYI don't know why we agreed to this, but it's been done.

XIONChill Ruby, we have guests!WEISSI have no idea what's going on, but our leader called us so we're here.

 

LEAThe name's Lea, got it memorized?

 

YANGYup!

AQUAWe're here to save the day! 

Yang continues to propel herself in the air. 

YANGI'm totally nailing this.

 

VENWoah!  Oh man!  Totally cool!

 

ROXASSeriously, why do you look a lot like me?

BLAKEYeah...

 

TERRASo we're going to face who now?

 

OATHI can't believe everyone is going.  The ones who will plunge all our universes into darkness.

NORAEven Nora is going and that's bad!

 

KAIRIWe can do this guys!

PYRRHAAnything to help out our friends!

 

CANON SORAWhat uh- Pyrrha? said!

JAUNEYeah!

 

XIONThat's the spirit, Jaune!RENSure...

 

NAMINEOh come on!  More spirit Ren!

 

SUNI have no idea how I was reached, but okay.

 

MICKEYEven I'm here!  Ahah!

PENNYPenny is combat ready!

 

GOOFYWeee! Ahyuk!

 

OATHThis is too cool!  But where is Riku?

 

CANON SORAWell....

 

DONALDHey, don't forget about me!

 

PAUSEDid we miss anyone?  You decide.

Edited December 18, 201311 yr by Jaune Arc

PLAYBACK AT KH13 HQ: JAIL 

DAWNI finally have you.

RIKUHow dare you!DAWNYou're mine!RIKUI have to help save my friends!DAWNNo way!RIKUPlease!  I don't know how you did this, but the fate of universe is resting on our hands!DAWNRiku, just sit there and stay pretty, okay?RIKUPlease!  Don't you understand?  Aren't you part of KH13?DAWNYes, but-

RIKUBut nothing!  We have to help them.

 

Dawn releases Riku from the chain.

DAWNFine.  Only this once, then you go back into your chain.

RIKUI promise.

 

PAUSE

Edited December 18, 201311 yr by Jaune Arc

Riku makes me feel bad for him Can Dawn ease up on him? or like, give him something he likes to make it seem like hes NOT a captive lol like a bit?

 

PLAYON THE WAY TO THE LAND OF OZ WHILE IT TURNS INTO DISNEY UTOPIA 

RUBYI don't know why we agreed to this, but it's been done.

XIONChill Ruby, we have guests!WEISSI have no idea what's going on, but our leader called us so we're here.

 

LEAThe name's Lea, got it memorized?

 

YANGYup!

AQUAWe're here to save the day! 

Yang continues to propel herself in the air. 

YANGI'm totally nailing this.

 

VENWoah!  Oh man!  Totally cool!

 

ROXASSeriously, why do you look a lot like me?

BLAKEYeah...

 

TERRASo we're going to face who now?

 

OATHI can't believe everyone is going.  The ones who will plunge all our universes into darkness.

NORAEven Nora is going and that's bad!

 

KAIRIWe can do this guys!

PYRRHAAnything to help out our friends!

 

CANON SORAWhat uh- Pyrrha? said!

JAUNEYeah!

 

XIONThat's the spirit, Jaune!RENSure...

 

NAMINEOh come on!  More spirit Ren!

 

SUNI have no idea how I was reached, but okay.

 

MICKEYEven I'm here!  Ahah!

PENNYPenny is combat ready!

 

GOOFYWeee! Ahyuk!

 

OATHThis is too cool!  But where is Riku?

 

CANON SORAWell....

 

DONALDHey, don't forget about me!

 

PAUSEDid we miss anyone?  You decide.

 

NAMINE! NAMINE! YOU'RE ALIVE! EVEN AFTER NEOS DITCHED YOU! ERR BEFORE? YOU KNOW WHAT, IM JUST HAPPY YOU'RE OKAY! *SNUGGLES*

 

AND Thanks, Soon I will get to be friends with Xion,Ruby, Namine, Sora and everyone! well techinicaly I was already friends with some of them, but yeah cool!

PLAY 

SOMEWHERE IN THE LAND OF OZ BEFORE DISNEY UTOPIASooooo where did we leave off again?  I don't remember.

NEVERBETTERThis is what happens when you include everyone in a story.

SKYYeah...JAVELINI agree, too many characters.

 

LIVISadly.

XIROWhat now?NEOSI don't remember either.

 

BLOSSOMYou guys!  We're supposed to be saving everyone!ABEYeah, you're right.SKYBut seriously, where did WE leave off?NEVERBETTERI remember the house on top of the wicked witch

 

Okay guys, hold on.  Let me look back and see what happened.  I'll get back to you guys soon.

 

PAUSE

The plot thickens.

Then it's twisted and mutilated beyond recognition.

The plot thickens.

Then it's twisted and mutilated beyond recognition.

That moment when I have to make a new origins, a real origins. AIOT: Real Origins. lol

That moment when I have to make a new origins, a real origins. AIOT: Real Origins. lol

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