Okay, so as some of you know, I have a child (well, had) and I may have possibly misplaced it. The last time I saw it, she was getting into a bar fight, and since I was drunk off my ass, I kind of forgot about her. She doesn't usually wear clothes, so if you see a random naked baby shooting fire out of its hands, it's probably mine. Please don't tell lalalablah, she would skin me alive if she found out. Please help me, I'm really screwed if I don't find the baby before lalalablah finds out. She would rip my throat out if she found out, or even worse, I might have to make my own breakfast
Okay, so as some of you know, I have a child (well, had) and I may have possibly misplaced it. The last time I saw it, she was getting into a bar fight, and since I was drunk off my ass, I kind of forgot about her. She doesn't usually wear clothes, so if you see a random naked baby shooting fire out of its hands, it's probably mine. Please don't tell lalalablah, she would skin me alive if she found out. Please help me, I'm really screwed if I don't find the baby before lalalablah finds out. She would rip my throat out if she found out, or even worse, I might have to make my own breakfast