Shard the Gentleman 2,891 Posted December 23, 2013 Lol guyz I gots de funniest post evr herr. com reed it. Boi: [Gurl has been 'mortally wounded' by guy's canon. Boi is holding her in his arms with brudda crouching near them] Gurl... can you hear me?Gurl: [weakly opens eyes, takes Boi's hand and nuzzles against it. She looks up at him, smiling weakly] Tell me the story...Boi: What?Gurl: [weakly] The story... about mom and dad... tell me[cough]Gurl: one last time...Boi: You should rest...Gurl: [cough] Once upon a time, a brave knight married a beautiful princess... and they had two sons. But they wanted a daughter, to... so they planted a garden...Boi: [softly] And out of the prettiest flower came...Gurl: [smiles weakly] Me.Boi: [Everyone is watching the scene with tears in their eyes] So then mom and dad took you home[is cradling Gurl closer in his arms]Boi: and everynight at bedtime, they'd come in and ask "Who the cutest Gurl?" and you'd say...Gurl: [weakly] I am.Boi: And they'd ask "How did you get so cute?" and you'd say...Gurl: [cough][weakly]Gurl: I was born that way...Boi: And they'd say..."tell us your name?"... and you'd say...Gurl: [weakly] "Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca[cough]Gurl: Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third" but you can call me[cough]Gurl: Gurl...Boi: [voice breaking slightly] and they'd ask..."Can we call you Gurltie?"[tears stream down his face]Boi: and you'd say...Gurl: [Very weakly] No... just Gurl... call me... Gurltie...[points to Boi]Gurl: and you...[hand falls to her side]Gurl: die...['dies.']Gurl: [Boi starts to cry and nuzzles against Gurl's head] Liek dis if u cri evertym 2 Danex Darkfire + and Shana09 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danex Darkfire + 1,712 Posted December 23, 2013 (edited) Lol guyz I gots de funniest post evr herr. com reed it. Boi: [Gurl has been 'mortally wounded' by guy's canon. Boi is holding her in his arms with brudda crouching near them] Gurl... can you hear me?Gurl: [weakly opens eyes, takes Boi's hand and nuzzles against it. She looks up at him, smiling weakly] Tell me the story...Boi: What?Gurl: [weakly] The story... about mom and dad... tell me[cough]Gurl: one last time...Boi: You should rest...Gurl: [cough] Once upon a time, a brave knight married a beautiful princess... and they had two sons. But they wanted a daughter, to... so they planted a garden...Boi: [softly] And out of the prettiest flower came...Gurl: [smiles weakly] Me.Boi: [Everyone is watching the scene with tears in their eyes] So then mom and dad took you home[is cradling Gurl closer in his arms]Boi: and everynight at bedtime, they'd come in and ask "Who the cutest Gurl?" and you'd say...Gurl: [weakly] I am.Boi: And they'd ask "How did you get so cute?" and you'd say...Gurl: [cough][weakly]Gurl: I was born that way...Boi: And they'd say..."tell us your name?"... and you'd say...Gurl: [weakly] "Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca[cough]Gurl: Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third" but you can call me[cough]Gurl: Gurl...Boi: [voice breaking slightly] and they'd ask..."Can we call you Gurltie?"[tears stream down his face]Boi: and you'd say...Gurl: [Very weakly] No... just Gurl... call me... Gurltie...[points to Boi]Gurl: and you...[hand falls to her side]Gurl: die...['dies.']Gurl: [Boi starts to cry and nuzzles against Gurl's head] Liek dis if u cri evertym Gurl: bbyz wil u love me 4everBoi: NO![gurl is sad an runz away, but she haz low blod sugarz and she fallz][boi runs to gurl]SHE WAS DEDBoi: I ment to say, I love you 5ever[dat meanz he Luvs her mor than 4ever]Leik dis if u cri evertim Edited December 23, 2013 by Danex Darkfire 2 Shana09 and Shard the Gentleman reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shana09 5,769 Posted December 23, 2013 Is this supposed to be funny because I have waterfalls coming out of my eyes. 2 Danex Darkfire + and Shard the Gentleman reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Danex Darkfire + 1,712 Posted December 23, 2013 Gurl stops meking out n asks Boi to get poptartz He dus Den gurl teks deep breff. Den gurl sais "bf I am pregnent wil u stay ma bf" n he sais "no" Gurl is hartbroken </3 Gurl criez n runs awaii from Boi whiffout eatin potart n she haz low blood suga so she fols Boi runz ova 2 her She ded </3 Boi crie "I sed I no b ur bf... Cuz I wana b ur huzband!" He screems n frows potart @ wol... A bootiful diomand ring wus insyd Liek dis if u crie evertim 1 Shard the Gentleman reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shard the Gentleman 2,891 Posted December 23, 2013 Gurl stops meking out n asks Boi to get poptartzHe dusDen gurl teks deep breff. Den gurl sais "bf I am pregnent wil u stay ma bf" n he sais "no"Gurl is hartbroken </3Gurl criez n runs awaii from Boi whiffout eatin potart n she haz low blood suga so she folsBoi runz ova 2 herShe ded </3Boi crie "I sed I no b ur bf... Cuz I wana b ur huzband!"He screems n frows potart @ wol... A bootiful diomand ring wus insydLiek dis if u crie evertim i crie evertim Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
