Lol guyz I gots de funniest post evr herr. com reed it.

Boi: [Gurl has been 'mortally wounded' by guy's canon. Boi is holding her in his arms with brudda crouching near them] Gurl... can you hear me?
Gurl: [weakly opens eyes, takes Boi's hand and nuzzles against it. She looks up at him, smiling weakly] Tell me the story...
Boi: What?
Gurl: [weakly] The story... about mom and dad... tell me
[cough]
Gurl: one last time...
Boi: You should rest...
Gurl: [cough] Once upon a time, a brave knight married a beautiful princess... and they had two sons. But they wanted a daughter, to... so they planted a garden...
Boi: [softly] And out of the prettiest flower came...
Gurl: [smiles weakly] Me.
Boi: [Everyone is watching the scene with tears in their eyes] So then mom and dad took you home
[is cradling Gurl closer in his arms]
Boi: and everynight at bedtime, they'd come in and ask "Who the cutest Gurl?" and you'd say...
Gurl: [weakly] I am.
Boi: And they'd ask "How did you get so cute?" and you'd say...
Gurl: [cough]
[weakly]
Gurl: I was born that way...
Boi: And they'd say..."tell us your name?"... and you'd say...
Gurl: [weakly] "Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca
[cough]
Gurl: Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third" but you can call me
[cough]
Gurl: Gurl...
Boi: [voice breaking slightly] and they'd ask..."Can we call you Gurltie?"
[tears stream down his face]
Boi: and you'd say...
Gurl: [Very weakly] No... just Gurl... call me... Gurltie...
[points to Boi]
Gurl: and you...
[hand falls to her side]
Gurl: die...
['dies.']
Gurl: [Boi starts to cry and nuzzles against Gurl's head]

Liek dis if u cri evertym

Lol guyz I gots de funniest post evr herr. com reed it.

Boi: [Gurl has been 'mortally wounded' by guy's canon. Boi is holding her in his arms with brudda crouching near them] Gurl... can you hear me?Gurl: [weakly opens eyes, takes Boi's hand and nuzzles against it. She looks up at him, smiling weakly] Tell me the story...Boi: What?Gurl: [weakly] The story... about mom and dad... tell me[cough]Gurl: one last time...Boi: You should rest...Gurl: [cough] Once upon a time, a brave knight married a beautiful princess... and they had two sons. But they wanted a daughter, to... so they planted a garden...Boi: [softly] And out of the prettiest flower came...Gurl: [smiles weakly] Me.Boi: [Everyone is watching the scene with tears in their eyes] So then mom and dad took you home[is cradling Gurl closer in his arms]Boi: and everynight at bedtime, they'd come in and ask "Who the cutest Gurl?" and you'd say...Gurl: [weakly] I am.Boi: And they'd ask "How did you get so cute?" and you'd say...Gurl: [cough][weakly]Gurl: I was born that way...Boi: And they'd say..."tell us your name?"... and you'd say...Gurl: [weakly] "Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca[cough]Gurl: Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third" but you can call me[cough]Gurl: Gurl...Boi: [voice breaking slightly] and they'd ask..."Can we call you Gurltie?"[tears stream down his face]Boi: and you'd say...Gurl: [Very weakly] No... just Gurl... call me... Gurltie...[points to Boi]Gurl: and you...[hand falls to her side]Gurl: die...['dies.']Gurl: [Boi starts to cry and nuzzles against Gurl's head]

Liek dis if u cri evertym

Gurl: bbyz wil u love me 4everBoi: NO![gurl is sad an runz away, but she haz low blod sugarz and she fallz][boi runs to gurl]SHE WAS DEDBoi: I ment to say, I love you 5ever[dat meanz he Luvs her mor than 4ever]Leik dis if u cri evertim

Edited December 23, 201311 yr by Danex Darkfire

Is this supposed to be funny because I have waterfalls coming out of my eyes.

Gurl stops meking out n asks Boi to get poptartz

He dus

Den gurl teks deep breff. Den gurl sais "bf I am pregnent wil u stay ma bf" n he sais "no"

Gurl is hartbroken </3

Gurl criez n runs awaii from Boi whiffout eatin potart n she haz low blood suga so she fols

Boi runz ova 2 her

She ded </3

Boi crie "I sed I no b ur bf... Cuz I wana b ur huzband!"

He screems n frows potart @ wol... A bootiful diomand ring wus insyd

 

Liek dis if u crie evertim

Gurl stops meking out n asks Boi to get poptartzHe dusDen gurl teks deep breff. Den gurl sais "bf I am pregnent wil u stay ma bf" n he sais "no"Gurl is hartbroken </3Gurl criez n runs awaii from Boi whiffout eatin potart n she haz low blood suga so she folsBoi runz ova 2 herShe ded </3Boi crie "I sed I no b ur bf... Cuz I wana b ur huzband!"He screems n frows potart @ wol... A bootiful diomand ring wus insydLiek dis if u crie evertim

i crie evertim

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