Lots of people are bored- I'M bored; I'm gonna start a story, then you build on top of it and add to it in any way you want: randomness is key (if you don't want to, no worries)

 

On a rather cold day, beneath the burning sun, a Heartless was making its way to the supermarket. You see, he had run out of paper towels on which to feast upon, and was looking to restock. Just then, Michael Jordan ran up to him and chucked him through a nearby window. "Turkey!" he exclaimed, performing a victory dance to appease his ancestors.

 

(just build on it...or leave me awkwardly hanging here...your call)

Then , David Hasselhoff walked in and started showing how handsome he is . And he said : " Has America got talent ?"

In response, Great Britain yelled "No."

(Leaves you awkwardly hanging AND builds on it.)Michael Jordan was having the worst of days and so, what else to do, than take it out on another black colored creature?  Self race hate was prevalent during this time, not really, and it was evident that the heartless would never be a turkey.  Regardless, the Heartless was thrown to a nearby window, where it flattened and disappeared in the shadows."Why me?" the Heartless questioned, but before he could continue to complain Hasselhoff had shown himself and asked an awkward question.  "I have talent!" he yelled, popping out of the shadows.

Edited January 5, 201411 yr by Jaune Arc

Jack Sparrow was there , looking with confusion as always ...

 

A wild Jigglypuff appears. It begins to sing, proving it's talent for the world to hear. After the horrid performance, Zidane steps in calmly, and observes the sleeping civilians. He then notices Micheal Jordan's upset expression. "What's going on?", asked Zidane.

Morgan Freeman took in the sights around him and began chewing on a rabbit ear he'd found in Johnny's backpack.

 

"Seems that ghost scared away all the honey mustard in town." he mused, adjusting his sombrero.

Everyone looked up the sky .......Was it an airplane ? Was it a bird ? No , it was Donald Duck on a helicopter ....

Michael Jordan scrunched his face together, looking to Zidane. "Don't ever take sides against the family," he responded. With that, he rolled Zidane into a ball and slam dunked him through a nearby basketball hoop in the nearby court

and Ozpin drinks some Coffee

All of a sudden... A FLASH!

 

All of my RP OC's stormed the area and killed the enemy aliens.

Jack Frost walked by, stared, shot some ice into the mess, and took off. 

Mr.Bean arrives , bringing chaos before him....

JigglyPuff, angered by the sleeping bodies around it, prepared a permanent marker. But then caught the scent of honey mustard. Morgan Freeman approached the Pokemon and asked it, "Did the mayonnaise become an instrument? Or was the honey mustard foolish to trust it?". Jigglypuff froze from the man's sudden question. 

Zidane came rolling down their direction, "I really need nachoessss!"

Roxas walked by, saw morgan freeman, and began screaming " i LUUUUUUUUUUV YOOOUUUU!"

Axle called him gay, and continued on. 

DC and Aaron have sex.

Jaune Arc answered to a topic ......

Roxas declined to join DC and Aaron, but Bunnymund hopped into the thick of it. 

Flying Donald Duck's helicopter was none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger, who turned to his passenger to say, "I'll be back."With that he leapt out of the helicopter, which crashed into a giant jello mold- needless to say, he would not be coming ack to that helicopter any time soon.

DC and Aaron have sex.

Cliche "better love story than Twilight" comment

But then , Will Smith shooted the helicopter and Donald Duck parachuted all the way to Canada.

Jack crashed into the helicopter, which exploded into ice, while Elsa laughed. 

Morgan Freeman put on a pair of shades, and turned to Elsa. "That's the proper explosion."

Jerry Seinfeld then took his rightful place atop the burning wreckage of Morgan Freeman's mule Albert, and began his comedy routine.

 

"What's the deal with airline food, am I right?"

NeverBetter gets on the dancefloor and drops the duh duh duh, then party's all night long with an awesome dancecrew including Wolf, Axel, Faiga, and the rest, having Javelin be the responsible driver for the night and has him waltz with his Kairi plushie.

Miranda Cosgrove yelled :" I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!"

Xion walked by in her bikini, and Jack, who somehow survived the explosion, made it freeze off as she passed Elsa and morgan Freemon.