Fun unrelated fact:

 

If Alfred isn't playable in Batman Arkham Knight, there's no point in spending money on that game

Least I have chicken. 

Fun unrelated fact:If Alfred isn't playable in Batman Arkham Knight, there's no point in spending money on that game

Or have him as the final boss.

Or have him as the final boss.

No my tears ;~;

No my tears ;~;

And have a more tearfully ending death than Jokers.

No my tears ;~;

So more like him defending the mansion, defeating a hoard of hooligans with a broom?

So more like him defending the mansion, defeating a hoard of hooligans with a broom?

And witty remarks.

And witty remarks.

Oh, yes. Dry and witty.

You guys are crazy. America's human name is Alfred F. Jones. I wasn't talking about Alfred from Batman. Geez...