Today is a good day for me, so I decided that I'd whip up a new story to tell for all the little boys and girls of KH13 (and the adults too).
This one is a classic ladies and jellyfish. A tale of mixing together two different time periods, hoping to create a fun and extraordinary experience, only for it to turn into a pile of wank. I know it sounds depressing now, but just let me ease you into it, I'm sure you'll like it.
Let's begin:
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And that's the end of the story folks. Happy Wednesday!!~ ... I literally have nothing else to say for the closer.... blarg.
Today is a good day for me, so I decided that I'd whip up a new story to tell for all the little boys and girls of KH13 (and the adults too).
This one is a classic ladies and jellyfish. A tale of mixing together two different time periods, hoping to create a fun and extraordinary experience, only for it to turn into a pile of wank. I know it sounds depressing now, but just let me ease you into it, I'm sure you'll like it.
Let's begin:
So, blarg blarg blarg blargitty blarg, blarg blarg blargitty blarg blargy blarg blargy blarg blarg. The blarg blarg blarg blargitty blarg blargy, "Jurassic Blarg", is a blarg blarg blargitty blargy blarg, blarg blargeh von blargy blarg, blarg blarg blarg blarg blargity blargity blarg, And when they blarg blarg blarging the blarg, holy blarg. I always blarg along to it: "Oh my blarging blarg, it's a blarging blarg, Blareth Blarg, holy blarg, what the blaaaaaaarg!!" Ah, classic. Anyways, blargy blargy blarg blarg blarg blargitty blargity blargy blarg blarg blargity blarg blargitty blarg blargitty blarg. Also, I can't help but blarg blarg blarg blargitty blargs Sameul L. Blargson's blarg blargitty blargson blarg. "Blarg on your blargs." Ha. Blargs me every blarg. Now then, blaerg blargitty blargitty blarg blarg blargitty blargy blargy blargitty blarg blarg blarg blargitty blarg blarg blarg blargity. Oh, and blarg blarg that blarging blarg. He's a blarg. Thank blarg he blarged blarg blargitty blargitty blarg. That was pretty blarg to be honest. So then, blargitty blarg blargy blargitty blargy blargy blargy blarga-blarga-blarga blarg. Blarging blarging blarg, and then a very blarging blarg blarg blargity blarg. "Clever blarg." Poor blarg. Heh. Blarg blarg blargitty blargitty blargitty blarg, in one of the most blarga-blargs of my entire blarg. Really, this was pretty blarg. Blargeth blargy blargitty blarg blargitty blargeth blargeth blargitty blarg blarg. But, blarg blarg blarg blargitty blarging blarg, blarg blarg blarg blargitty blargeth blargeth blarg. Oh yeah, and overall, Blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg was my favorite blarg. He is just a blarg, I tell you. Blargitty blargitty blarg. All right.
And that's the end of the story folks. Happy Wednesday!!~ ... I literally have nothing else to say for the closer.... blarg.