I was just impregnated by a slice of 16 cheese pizza. It's going to be a boy.

-tosses streamers into the air-

-throws balloons-

Congratulations, the pizza is one lucky object of food, lol.

Name him Bob.

His name is going to be Susan Cheddah.

what is it with people and getting sex changes nowadays.

You know... it's all the rage.

It's the new "in". ;3

I never said I got a sex change, I just said I'm got impregnated by a slice of 16 slice cheese pizza. I gave birth to the child, his name is Susan Cheddah.

You also happen to be male

I never said I was impregnated sexually. Slices of pizza are asexual.

So you're saying you're neither male nor female?

I'm saying the pizza didn't stick it's genitials into mine, which would be impossible since I am male. I think the joke needs to be understood. I say the 16 cheese pizza impregnated me, I mean I was constipated. When I said I had a kid, well you can guess that on your own.

I got impregnated by a cookie once. then I ate the baby.

I got impregnated by a cookie once. then I ate the baby.

 

D:

 

Poor baby. You should have gave birth to a kid named Milk, they would have been buddies.

I had a kid named milk once, it's the by-product of getting your male genitalea stuck in a bottle, the method of conception is up to you...