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Men In Blarg

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Hello, sci fi fans, Firaga Sensei here. It's time once again for another installment (coming at you late at night because why not) of the Blarg series, where I tell you a tale full of blarg, blarg and more blarg.

 

Now tonight, we're taking a trip into outer space with "Men In Blarg". Strap in:

 

Blarg blarg blargitty blarg blarg aliens blarg blargitty blarg blarg. A blarg blarg blargitty blarga-blarg blargitty blargy blargy blarg. Blargitty blarg blargitty blarg blarg blargitty blarg blarg blarg Tommy Lee Jones blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blargitty blargitty blarg.

 

Blarg blarg blargitty blarg blarg blarg blargitty blarg Will Smith blargitty blargitty blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg. Blargitty blarg blarg blargitty blargitty blarg shot in the face blarg blarg blarg blarg blargitty blarg blargitty blarg blargitty blargitty blarg. Blarg blargitty blargitty blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blargitty blarg blarg blargitty. Blarg blarg blargitty blarg called Men In Blarg.

 

Blargitty blargitty blarg blargitty blarg blargason, blargitty blarg blarg blarg blargitty blarg squid baby. Blarg blarg blargitty blarg blarg blargitty blarg blargitty blarg blargitty blargy blargy blargy blarg blarg blarg. Blargitty blargitty big ass worm blargitty blarg blargitty blargitty blargitty blargatha blarg. Blarg blarg blarg little dude blargitty blargitty blarg blargatha blarg, where blarg blarg blaritty blargitty blarg "Orion's blarg."

 

Blarg blargitty blargitty blargitty blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blargitty blarg blargitty blarg blargitty blarg blargitty blarg blargitty blarg blarg blarg blargitty blarg drunken prom date blarg blarg blargatha blargsmen blarg blarg blargitty. Blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg "EAT ME!" blarg blarg blargitty blargitty blargatha blargenson blargitty blargitty blargitty blarg blarg blargitty blarga blarga blarga with blarg everywhere. And I mean everywhere... it's blarg up to blarg on the blarg blarg. Afterwards, blarg blarg blarg blarg blargitty blarg blargitty blargitty blarg blarg blarg blarg marbles.

 

What a great story, isn't it? Heh heh... unfortunately, I'm afraid that I've given you too much information. This story contains spoilers to the movie that its based on. *takes out memory wipe device, puts on glasses, flashes all of you, takes off glasses". You never read "Men In Blarg". In fact, "Men In Blarg" isn't even a story. It's a made up pile of words created by an 17 year old loser who spends his day playing video games about giant keys and Disney characters.

Good night to you all. 

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