-This one jackass kid that for some reason decided to single me out and hit me randomly. IIRC he tried to get the FLAG POLE in the classroom to hit me with it. He's fat now.
-There was this one kid that I usually sat near that one day came to class depressed because his family got a Jeep. -shrug-
1st Grade:
-There was this girl that apparently would get severe nosebleeds whenever she'd laugh or something. (in before period joke)
-This one kid at one point spread a rumor that these two kids in our class had sex. Not even joking.
-MYSELF. I wrote something like "I saw (student name) kissing (student name)'s butt" on a piece of paper and got caught. I then said to the principal "I accidentally wrote an inappropriate note.."
I also apparently threatened to poison the principal and randomly yelled out that I was going to cut someone in half with a knife.
I was such a peaceful child.
2nd Grade:
-This one kid I was off-and-on friends with. He came from a mega-Christian family. He said all sorts of creepy things, like the rain was "God peeing". I also got in trouble for trying to convince him to smuggle some Happy Meal toy into school.
-There was this one asian kid that IIRC was a grade above me. He'd always try to get me to go with him and poke random girls butts.
He also seemed to know quite abit about "mature" things for an elementary schooler. God knows what he's like now.
3rd Grade:
-..I can't remember any, strangely enough.
4th Grade: ooohhhhhh boy.
I could go on a HUGE rant about this year. Yes. A rant about being a ten year old. The teacher was a moron who thought I had special needs because I was the "class clown". She apparently can't grasp a simple concept.. energetic, goofy little kid.
Oh, the weird people. Um.
-WHY IS MY MIND BLANK FOR WEIRD KIDS IN 3RD AND 4TH GRADE?
5th Grade:
-For starters, there was a girl I just plain HATED. She would literally go "tell on" someone for anything. Her and her best friend that I really just couldn't tell the gender of. Seriously. I'm still not sure if it was a guy or a girl.
6th Grade:
-The teacher himself. He'd put random weird cat pictures on the class computers.
-Some not-so-bright kid that hated me for some reason. I'd try to make peace with him but he'd just cuss at me and assault me.
Middle School:
-A friend of mine at the time was just..weird. He at one point found a small frog and PUT IT DOWN HIS PANTS. I am not lying at all. He did good prank calls, though.
-A short Asian kid that I was kind of friends with. Definition of gangster wannabe. He thought he was Mexican, when he clearly wasn't. His dad was white and his mom was asian. He tried WAY too hard to be cool, thinking maple leaves were weed, and breaking some old bus. Then he would go play Club Penguin. There was also a girl he had a crush on. He'd declare all these dirty fantasies about her, then when she'd talk to him, act all shy. MAKE A MOVE
-There were two girls that seemed to be best friends that kept making "advances" on me. When 8th Grade came along and I started kind of hanging out with them, they'd slap my ass, try to grope me, etc. Quite creepy. They're now stoners/drunkies.
High School:
-For most of my Freshman year, I'd just walk around and not give much of a crap about what people were doing.
-Again, another girl who kept trying to make advances on me, who seemed to know the two aforementioned ones. She would constantly tell me to impregnate her. She showed up to school drunk once, so it wouldn't surprise me if it happened more than once. I've heard she went lesbo now, so I guess I'm safe from rape
-Oh god. This one makes me CRINGE. A Twilight fangirl. She was in my PE class. She went up behind me on the track once and began to rub my back. I avoid her at all costs now.
-A girl I had known in 1st and 2nd Grade (too lazy to update it. but she put ranch dressing on her pizza at lunch) who ended up in my English class, we got along kinda well, but at one point she started hating me. At one point during class she got PO'ed for whatever reason and opened up the front pouch of her backpack and began throwing EVERYTHING in it at me one at a time. I could have tried to stopped it, but I was in hysterics as I was being pelted with various objects. She almost threw an iPod at me.
-Some fat, tall redneck kid that would assault me without any punishment. Why? Teacher's. Pet.
His mom and the teacher? Best friends.
He seemed to hate me for three reasons.
1) I supported Obama and would make fun of Sarah Palin.
2) My religion.
3) I was smarter than him. Seriously, this guy thought Brazil was a tiny country.
He'd also do whatever form of assault on me whenever I would walk into the English classroom at lunch. Thank god I never see him anymore.
-An obnoxious girl in my Math class that was the DEFINITION of stupid. She seemed to think the classroom was her own talk show. I'd tell her to shut up, she'd come up with some lame comeback.
Then she got pregnant and apparently moved to Mexico. Poor Mexico.
-Some psychotic chubby dude in my French class that wanted to kill me for no reason. I vaguely remember him saying something like he'd get Naruto to kill me. Yyyyeah.
Alright, I don't want to make my opening post the size of Russia, so I'll leave the best worst for last.
I have been cursed with his presence since 7th Grade.
He is an obnoxious, massively stupid, permanently constipated hated kid who is so far in the closet he's outside of Narnia.
I don't even want to go into detail. Everyone hates him. Students. Teachers. HIS SISTERS. I can't take any more. It's 4AM. I'll drive myself even more insane.
If you've somehow read all this, you probably wonder how I remain sane after all this.
Not necessarily people you hate, so yeah
Kindergarten:
-This one jackass kid that for some reason decided to single me out and hit me randomly. IIRC he tried to get the FLAG POLE in the classroom to hit me with it. He's fat now.
-There was this one kid that I usually sat near that one day came to class depressed because his family got a Jeep. -shrug-
1st Grade:
-There was this girl that apparently would get severe nosebleeds whenever she'd laugh or something. (in before period joke)
-This one kid at one point spread a rumor that these two kids in our class had sex. Not even joking.
-MYSELF. I wrote something like "I saw (student name) kissing (student name)'s butt" on a piece of paper and got caught. I then said to the principal "I accidentally wrote an inappropriate note.."
I also apparently threatened to poison the principal and randomly yelled out that I was going to cut someone in half with a knife.
I was such a peaceful child.
2nd Grade:
-This one kid I was off-and-on friends with. He came from a mega-Christian family. He said all sorts of creepy things, like the rain was "God peeing". I also got in trouble for trying to convince him to smuggle some Happy Meal toy into school.
-There was this one asian kid that IIRC was a grade above me. He'd always try to get me to go with him and poke random girls butts.
He also seemed to know quite abit about "mature" things for an elementary schooler. God knows what he's like now.
3rd Grade:
-..I can't remember any, strangely enough.
4th Grade: ooohhhhhh boy.
I could go on a HUGE rant about this year. Yes. A rant about being a ten year old. The teacher was a moron who thought I had special needs because I was the "class clown". She apparently can't grasp a simple concept.. energetic, goofy little kid.
Oh, the weird people. Um.
-WHY IS MY MIND BLANK FOR WEIRD KIDS IN 3RD AND 4TH GRADE?
5th Grade:
-For starters, there was a girl I just plain HATED. She would literally go "tell on" someone for anything. Her and her best friend that I really just couldn't tell the gender of. Seriously. I'm still not sure if it was a guy or a girl.
6th Grade:
-The teacher himself. He'd put random weird cat pictures on the class computers.
-Some not-so-bright kid that hated me for some reason. I'd try to make peace with him but he'd just cuss at me and assault me.
Middle School:
-A friend of mine at the time was just..weird. He at one point found a small frog and PUT IT DOWN HIS PANTS. I am not lying at all. He did good prank calls, though.
-A short Asian kid that I was kind of friends with. Definition of gangster wannabe. He thought he was Mexican, when he clearly wasn't. His dad was white and his mom was asian. He tried WAY too hard to be cool, thinking maple leaves were weed, and breaking some old bus. Then he would go play Club Penguin. There was also a girl he had a crush on. He'd declare all these dirty fantasies about her, then when she'd talk to him, act all shy. MAKE A MOVE
-There were two girls that seemed to be best friends that kept making "advances" on me. When 8th Grade came along and I started kind of hanging out with them, they'd slap my ass, try to grope me, etc. Quite creepy. They're now stoners/drunkies.
High School:
-For most of my Freshman year, I'd just walk around and not give much of a crap about what people were doing.
-Again, another girl who kept trying to make advances on me, who seemed to know the two aforementioned ones. She would constantly tell me to impregnate her. She showed up to school drunk once, so it wouldn't surprise me if it happened more than once. I've heard she went lesbo now, so I guess I'm safe from rape
-Oh god. This one makes me CRINGE. A Twilight fangirl. She was in my PE class. She went up behind me on the track once and began to rub my back. I avoid her at all costs now.
-A girl I had known in 1st and 2nd Grade (too lazy to update it. but she put ranch dressing on her pizza at lunch) who ended up in my English class, we got along kinda well, but at one point she started hating me. At one point during class she got PO'ed for whatever reason and opened up the front pouch of her backpack and began throwing EVERYTHING in it at me one at a time. I could have tried to stopped it, but I was in hysterics as I was being pelted with various objects. She almost threw an iPod at me.
-Some fat, tall redneck kid that would assault me without any punishment. Why? Teacher's. Pet.
His mom and the teacher? Best friends.
He seemed to hate me for three reasons.
1) I supported Obama and would make fun of Sarah Palin.
2) My religion.
3) I was smarter than him. Seriously, this guy thought Brazil was a tiny country.
He'd also do whatever form of assault on me whenever I would walk into the English classroom at lunch. Thank god I never see him anymore.
-An obnoxious girl in my Math class that was the DEFINITION of stupid. She seemed to think the classroom was her own talk show. I'd tell her to shut up, she'd come up with some lame comeback.
Then she got pregnant and apparently moved to Mexico. Poor Mexico.
-Some psychotic chubby dude in my French class that wanted to kill me for no reason. I vaguely remember him saying something like he'd get Naruto to kill me. Yyyyeah.
Alright, I don't want to make my opening post the size of Russia, so I'll leave the
bestworst for last.I have been cursed with his presence since 7th Grade.
He is an obnoxious, massively stupid, permanently constipated hated kid who is so far in the closet he's outside of Narnia.
I don't even want to go into detail. Everyone hates him. Students. Teachers. HIS SISTERS. I can't take any more. It's 4AM. I'll drive myself even more insane.
If you've somehow read all this, you probably wonder how I remain sane after all this.
LOL you think I'm sane.
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