The true story of Jack Schitt

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[align=center]Jack Schitt is the son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt: two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt: and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son named Chicken Schitt. fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

 

Now you can proudly proclaim,

"I know the true story of Jack Schitt!"[/align]

 

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[Kuroishii 5]

[RoxSox 3,593]

This thread is made of so much win... that I do believe I will pee myself.

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[Koko 3,944]

......... I don't know what I just read.

[Think Pink 1,967]

Haha, lol.

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[Oblivion 15]

why were all the last names mispelled?

[CardCaptorDeadpool 386]

Wheres Crokov Schitt the intoxicated Russian cousin? Or Schytt the equally inebriated Irish nephew? And theres the tragedy of Paila Schitt and her closet homosexual mentor with a vendetta against the blak belt bastard motorbike vampires, Teikena Schitt samurai supreme. Or the Metal Gear fanfic character Liquid Schitt in the popular Metal Gear Solid: Schitt Eater series. And lets not forget Getur Schitt Tugedr distant Welsh cousin of Schytt. I'm also surprised you left out Shotoo Schitt WWII hero and his best privates Da Schitt, Hittda Phan and of course my personal favourite Ape Schitt...