I am about to tell you the 10 requirements...... required if you want to join Organization XIII. They are the following:
1. You must be a Nobody, or a replica of some shape or form. You aren't in the Organization if you have the robe, even though this should be clear, apparantly to many players, it isn't.
2. You must have a badass weapon/weapons. Even if your weapon would only cause paper cuts in real life, find a way to make it badass. If you can't, you are rejected.
3. You must have a badass means of summoning your weapon. If you just hold it all the time, believing it to be stupid to have to waste 30 seconds bringing your weapon out, leaving you open for attack, you are a n00b, and rejected.
4. You must have a badass element, with your badass weapon. Your element must be badass in all regions of the world. As intimidating as flowers can be in Japan, in North America, you are gay.
5. If you aren't a main character, scootch aside and pretend you're doing something important, because no one cares about you.
6. You must make a choice: whine alot or have no emotions. Having no emotions makes you intimidating and awesome (Xaldin), and whining a lot makes you a fan favourite for some reason (Demyx).
7. You had better have had a good meal before you join, because once you enter that castle, unless you're Roxas, Axel, or Xion.... you are never going to eat or drink again.
8. If you don't have a mission that day, sit on a couch and wait for Roxas to approach you. That will be the most entertaining part of your day, sadly.
9. You must understand the moment you enter the castle, your days are numbered, for Sora is already on his way to kill you, or Axel is going to betray you.
10. You must understand that Sora isn't your greatest enemy: it's the fanfic writers. So much as say a word to someone else, and two dozen fanfic writers are writing about how you two are secretly having buttsecks.
If you understand and follow these 10 guidelines, you will be counting the seconds until you have your brains bashed in by a 15 year old with a huge key in no time.
I am about to tell you the 10 requirements...... required if you want to join Organization XIII. They are the following:
1. You must be a Nobody, or a replica of some shape or form. You aren't in the Organization if you have the robe, even though this should be clear, apparantly to many players, it isn't.
2. You must have a badass weapon/weapons. Even if your weapon would only cause paper cuts in real life, find a way to make it badass. If you can't, you are rejected.
3. You must have a badass means of summoning your weapon. If you just hold it all the time, believing it to be stupid to have to waste 30 seconds bringing your weapon out, leaving you open for attack, you are a n00b, and rejected.
4. You must have a badass element, with your badass weapon. Your element must be badass in all regions of the world. As intimidating as flowers can be in Japan, in North America, you are gay.
5. If you aren't a main character, scootch aside and pretend you're doing something important, because no one cares about you.
6. You must make a choice: whine alot or have no emotions. Having no emotions makes you intimidating and awesome (Xaldin), and whining a lot makes you a fan favourite for some reason (Demyx).
7. You had better have had a good meal before you join, because once you enter that castle, unless you're Roxas, Axel, or Xion.... you are never going to eat or drink again.
8. If you don't have a mission that day, sit on a couch and wait for Roxas to approach you. That will be the most entertaining part of your day, sadly.
9. You must understand the moment you enter the castle, your days are numbered, for Sora is already on his way to kill you, or Axel is going to betray you.
10. You must understand that Sora isn't your greatest enemy: it's the fanfic writers. So much as say a word to someone else, and two dozen fanfic writers are writing about how you two are secretly having buttsecks.
If you understand and follow these 10 guidelines, you will be counting the seconds until you have your brains bashed in by a 15 year old with a huge key in no time.