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Soul Eater Evans

Yo it's Soul Eater here, doing a cool rap
I got bored, so I woke up from a very cool nap
Now I gotta battle with a loli loving teacher
But I'll totally stomp him, I've fought legendary creatures, yo.

Just like in the last night
Putting up a fast fight
Beating up a Ripper
Who tried to kill a stripper

Barely broke a sweat, but oh ho, I broke his bones
Let's see how you do, here Shige, take the microphone.
 

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ShigehikoYo son, I got some news for you.
I'm gonna knock you out with some truth!
You say you've fought legendary creatures,
I've fought against thousands of creepers!

I got my skills, and I got my wits.
Not to mention that I have one monster d*ck!
So please pay attention, because I'll say this once.
Give up Soul, before I cook you for lunch!

*moonwalks*

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Soul Eater Evans

Hah, you've fought against a thousand creepers.
I guess that really proves, it takes one to know one.
Trying to cook me? That ain't no fun.
Now get outta the way, before it's back to square one.

I'm the effin' leader of a team of kick-ass Soul Reapers
You're the leader of some 40-something loli peepers
There isn't even a point of rhyming against you
The only thing you ever talk about is your lil' waifu

 

Do you really want to mess with me!?
I'm telling you man, the results will be messy!
A cool guy like me should never have to try hard.
I'm this close to pulling out my trump card

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ShigehikoMy waifu is my dream, my waifu is my life.
So respect and bow down unless you want to die!
I am the all powerful Shige, with high intellect,
And I'll squash your meager face like an insect!

You say your a kick ass leader,
I'll kick your ass until it's a bleeder!
Son, you better be ready for defeat,
because I just pwned you and it's even on repeat!
 

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Soul Eater EvansTch, you think your a hot sun
Pulling all the big guns
Anyone can see what you really are
Just ask Black Star, he'll tell you who you are
Here in our town, for al-

*music becomes rock*

YOO WHOOOOO, DID SOMEONE CALL MY NAME!?
IM AN INTERNATIONAL STAR, ONE OF GREAT FAME
Star what the hell, this is MY rap,
CHILL OUT SOUL, JUST TAKE A COOL NAP, or something

WATCH OUT YO, I GOT MY WEAPON SET TO HIGH
RIGHT NOW YOU BETTER SAY YOUR GOODBYES
NONE CAN BAN ME, NOT EVEN A MOD
CUZ STANDING BEFORE YOU.
IS. A. GOD.

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Shigehiko

I kill gods in the morning and titans in the afternoon!
Dealing with you won't even ruin my tune!
I got my Kirie's love, and my Kirie's loyalty.
Now calm down son, and eat some pedigree!

I'm a force of darkness, of nature, of the universe!
I'm on fire every time I crack up a verse!
There's nowhere for you to hide.
So beg for your life!

If you bow down and respect me, I just may spare your puny........ life.

WHO WON?? WHO'S NEXT!? YOU DECIDE!!! EPIC STATUS BATTLES OF HISSTORYYYY!!!!

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Lol, I have to admit, this rap Soul and I did was pure fun.

Shigehiko won.

 

That was actually really cool. There would be absolutely no way I could do that lol.

Shigehiko won.That was actually really cool. There would be absolutely no way I could do that lol.

Thank you, thank you. *bows.*  And lol, yeah, coming up with words to rhyme was pretty fun. I didn't know I had that in me! X3

Shigehiko won.That was actually really cool. There would be absolutely no way I could do that lol.

 

It was all on the spot

 

kirie made a status "Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon I'd choose you", I made a flirty poem in response, Shigehiko made a killer poem, then the rest was history.

 

http://kh13.com/forum/statuses/user/29891-kirie/?status_id=187728

It was all on the spot

 

kirie made a status "Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon I'd choose you", I made a flirty poem in response, Shigehiko made a killer poem, then the rest was history.

 

http://kh13.com/forum/statuses/user/29891-kirie/?status_id=187728

Well, when it comes to my beloved Kirie, I'll do whatever it takes for her!  She's mine!

I'm the winner. My little segment at the end there was perfect. Even though Soul was the one who wrote it for me.

I'm the winner. My little segment at the end there was perfect. Even though Soul was the one who wrote it for me.

 

I knew I aced it

 

Pffft, what are you talking about. Even Blair was yelling all the way from the bathroom about how you suddenly kicked through the window and started rapping in tune.

I knew I aced it

 

Pffft, what are you talking about. Even Blair was yelling all the way from the bathroom about how you suddenly kicked through the window and started rapping in tune.

I guess I was so into it, I didn't even realize that I had moved from my seat at my house. I didn't hear Blair at all, either.

Lol, you guys are just too funny.

I guess I was so into it, I didn't even realize that I had moved from my seat at my house. I didn't hear Blair at all, either.

 

That is the true omnipresence of a God.

 

 

 

 

Um... Crona and Maka saw our thread. They.....they wanna.... here I'll just take a pic.

 

 

 

That is the true omnipresence of a God.

 

 

 

 

Um... Crona and Maka saw our thread. They.....they wanna.... here I'll just take a pic.

 

 

 

I... Uh... Think they need a little more practice before they really get into this.

That is the true omnipresence of a God.

 

 

 

 

Um... Crona and Maka saw our thread. They.....they wanna.... here I'll just take a pic.

 

 

 

That is some pretty sweet art!  Kudos to whoever did it!

I... Uh... Think they need a little more practice before they really get into this.

 

I feel like Ragnarok would totally solo.

 

 

 

Crona would need help, Boba Fett style.

I feel like Ragnarok would totally solo.

 

 

 

Crona would need help, Boba Fett style.

I'm imagining Ragnarok waving around his tiny stub arms while trying to rap...

I'm imagining Ragnarok waving around his tiny stub arms while trying to rap...

 

then Medusa randomly gives him 99 human souls.

 

 

would be his first line