roxas's adventureone day sora jacked it to his boyfriend riku and suddenly when he came he released roxas from his heart. roxas was alive again omg. "roxas... i want u 2 kno i always thot u shud be ur own person..." and then roxas was all like "stop. just dont"then roxas decided to find his bestfriend axehole. but then he remembered that axehole was mean to him kinda before. so roxas went to micky mouse. "where is axel" he asked. he missed axel because they were friends and he taught him friendship. "hoha, axel went to star wars to train with his keyblade" mickey said. roxas was roxshocked. "WHAT? WHEN DID HE GET A KEYBLADE?" roxas screamed and mickles was all "when the fans wouldnt shut up."so roxas stole a gummi ship and drove off into star wars where axel was because disney owned star wars. roxas then arrived at star wars.he managed to go through the entire plot of the star wars movie with darth vader chopping off luke's hand in like about an hour. he couldnt find axel anywhere.... he was missing. then he saw spiderman because disney owns marvel. then there was another spiderman. "why re there two of you are u his nobody" roxas asked and then the second spiderman was all "firetruck YOU IM DEADPOoL" and roxas was like "Who" and deadpool was agry. everyone thought he was a nija spiderman and this ENRAGED him... so he screamed and took out his keyblade. spiderman tried holding deadpool back. "wade baby no! you cant let yourself get angry at him.." spiderman said. "SHUT UP PETER I HAVE TO KILL HIM HHE MADE ME ANGRY" deadpool said as he took out his katanas (edgy). roxas took out his keyblde and deadpool chopped it in half bc keyblades are plastic wtf. anyway then deadpoolp killed roxas and i cried. then spiderman was all "u cant kill people wade we talked about this..." and deadpool was all. "yeah i know but you love me anyway" and gave him a french wink becaus in fanfiction people can somehow do things like that. then they made out RIGHT THERE. and darth vader was all "STOP!" and tey looked over. "i will DESTROY you two" he said. and then, with the power of anal.... and ALSO FRIENDSHIP, deadpool and spiderman sent out a blast of energy and destoryed darth vader. then axel came out. "have you seen my friend roxas" he asked. and dedpool was like. "no... just leave.. LEAVE"
roxas's adventureone day sora jacked it to his boyfriend riku and suddenly when he came he released roxas from his heart. roxas was alive again omg. "roxas... i want u 2 kno i always thot u shud be ur own person..." and then roxas was all like "stop. just dont"then roxas decided to find his bestfriend axehole. but then he remembered that axehole was mean to him kinda before. so roxas went to micky mouse. "where is axel" he asked. he missed axel because they were friends and he taught him friendship. "hoha, axel went to star wars to train with his keyblade" mickey said. roxas was roxshocked. "WHAT? WHEN DID HE GET A KEYBLADE?" roxas screamed and mickles was all "when the fans wouldnt shut up."so roxas stole a gummi ship and drove off into star wars where axel was because disney owned star wars. roxas then arrived at star wars.he managed to go through the entire plot of the star wars movie with darth vader chopping off luke's hand in like about an hour. he couldnt find axel anywhere.... he was missing. then he saw spiderman because disney owns marvel. then there was another spiderman. "why re there two of you are u his nobody" roxas asked and then the second spiderman was all "firetruck YOU IM DEADPOoL" and roxas was like "Who" and deadpool was agry. everyone thought he was a nija spiderman and this ENRAGED him... so he screamed and took out his keyblade. spiderman tried holding deadpool back. "wade baby no! you cant let yourself get angry at him.." spiderman said. "SHUT UP PETER I HAVE TO KILL HIM HHE MADE ME ANGRY" deadpool said as he took out his katanas (edgy). roxas took out his keyblde and deadpool chopped it in half bc keyblades are plastic wtf. anyway then deadpoolp killed roxas and i cried. then spiderman was all "u cant kill people wade we talked about this..." and deadpool was all. "yeah i know but you love me anyway" and gave him a french wink becaus in fanfiction people can somehow do things like that. then they made out RIGHT THERE. and darth vader was all "STOP!" and tey looked over. "i will DESTROY you two" he said. and then, with the power of anal.... and ALSO FRIENDSHIP, deadpool and spiderman sent out a blast of energy and destoryed darth vader. then axel came out. "have you seen my friend roxas" he asked. and dedpool was like. "no... just leave.. LEAVE"