Lemme tell ya'll about this here anime. The MELANCHOLY of HAR-U-HI SUZUMIYA. Have you NEVER heard of this? Man, WHAT IS WRONG WIT YOU!?This here anime PUSHES THE LIMITS of kicking ASS. First off, that main gurl, HARUHI. You dont wanna mess wit this chick. Yeah, she just looks like another asian chick, but she will KICK YOUR ASS.
Not only is she LITERALLY A GOD, but she will literally kick your ass. Ya'll see that episode wit' those computer club brothaz? SHE KICKED ONE OF THOSE BITCHES IN THE FACE.
You DO NOT wanna mess with HER. Next is mah main man KYON. What's special about him? Nothing. But this playa gets to be in a room with three chicks all day.
And he could score ALL OF THEM. Mah brotha Kyon? PLAYER.
Who's up next? That would be Miss MIKURU ASAHINA. She got some GUTS. She puts up with all the fun festivites that Haruhi puts her through. Guess what? this chick is a TIME TRAVELER. If you were to mess wit her, she could MAKE YOU NOT BE BORN.
YUKI NAGATO. Now this gurl right here? TOTAL GANGSTA POTENTIAL. She got jagged sword-type thangs JABBED INTO HER BODY and she just stood there all fine and was like "YO KYON STAY RIGHT THERE AIGHT" and beat the shit out of RYOKO ASAKURA. She's an ALIEN too and she will KICK YOUR ASS.
ITSUKI KOIZUMI. This is the last character imma talk about, since my ass is only talking about main characters. Forget that crazy (dog) Tsuruya, forget Ryoko, and FORGET KYON'S SISTER. This guy? BADDONKEY. This guy can just CASUALLY STAND AROUND while Haruhi and Mikuru are doing P.D.O.A. He's an ESPER.
That's right. What the hell is an Esper? I don't know, so shut up. I just know that he can KICK YOUR ASS.
That concludes the first GANGSTA REVIEW, of "THE MELANCHOLY OF HARUHI SUZUMIYA.
