A crisp morning, that December was. A cold, average day. quiet, at least until twelve PM. That, of course, was the opening hour of Mainstreed, the Questboards, and the Cherrywood Bar and Wood fire Pizza restaurant, a well-known hang out spot of a specific low-grade monster-bashing team, as well as where we find said team blacked out, on the floor, like usual.

 

NeverBetter awoke with a grunt, coughing up a ball of hair, he tried to recall last night's events. "That's the last time I let Yuffie get my drinks... I think I bit a chunk out of Silver's hair again..." He sighed picking himself up off the ground, he looked around at the rest of his drunken and sleeping team.

 

"All of you, get up, please!" NeverBetter called to his teammates. 

 

(Welcome to the world we now as Alternate. I have just put us all here for now, as I feel its the easiest way to do things in terms of kicking us off.  Let the posting commence!)

Edited February 19, 201510 yr by Guest

"Shrek?" Silver asked Neko, looking at her for a moment, "That is honestly all I can think of. Probably just because of the Ogre part..."

He sighed, shaking his head for a moment. He could be a bit strange at times, but he supposed no one else really minded that at all.

"I take no offense because I'm a demon." He replied in regards to the first comment. "A quote by Aveline Vallen. Except for the ogre."

Edited December 14, 201410 yr by Soul Eater Evans

(welp I forgot to follow this thread)

 

"Thanks, Soul. I'll just take that as meaning I didn't do anything weird yesterday." Axel sighed in relief, glad he wouldn't have to deal with any sort of mess that would occur as a result. "By the way, I don't know about an ogre or goats, but I could probably supply the wheat." He said.

NeverBetter just burst out laughing. "You all are nuts! But that's why I love you guy's!" He fixed the cuff of his coat. "And I'll be honest, the one thing I do remember of last night's events was a mosh pit started by your's truly and Yuffie. Which rocked." He opened a wrapper, containing a small chocolate, and swallowed the morsel whole. "I don't doubt drunk Silver trying to make the moves on Neko, I can see it in your face but you don't got the courage to show it!" He joked, adding onto the conversation.

 

Upon hearing the word 'Wheat' from Axel's mouth, a monolouge came out of him as if it were by a flashback.

 

"Do you know what he said while he coughed up his lifeblood?!" He started "'"Except corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone."'" And after grabbing the nearest person(Happening to be Nortanort) and dropping him to the ground.  "Wheat, eh? There's enough of it, we can afford to waste as much as we want. Like my head, you see?!" NeverBetter pretended to cut off his head, dropped a loaf of bread on the ground with  poorly-illustrated picture of his face on it, and laughed like a madman.

"Agh, all this talking is making my head hurt." Yuffie said, swallowing a glass of orange juice with pulp. She gritted her teeth, and threw a shuriken at a nearby pillar for no reason at all. Her stomach growled in a most unladylike manner. "Alright, I'm going across the street for some raspberry scones. Come along if you promise not to drag down the party bus. Well at least, not drag it down anymore than my frickin hangover already is." Yuffie mentioned off handedly, sipping her drink again, then she began to walk out the door of the Cherrywood Bar and Wood fired Pizza Restaurant.

"Tootles~", Soul nonchalantly muttered, following Yuffie. He was feeling very deadpan after their game of Salem.

 

"So what's new with you? I've been working on some etudes, but I can't seem to concentrate lately."

Kevin sat up, SUPER hungover. He never was good at getting up in the morning, and all that drinking he did last night didn't help. He looked around. "Everything seems in order, clothes are there, sword is there....yeah i think i'm good." he swung his legs over the side of his bed and tried to hop out, but when he landed, his legs gave out. Now a pile of drunk idiot on the floor, he said "Ouch. Too hungover for acrobatics. Noted." He stood up and pulled his clothes on. Looking out the window, he realized "My friends are all already up!" He dashed down the stairs where his teammates, minus soul and yuffie, were sitting recounting what they could remember from the night before. He sat down in an empty seat and said "Morning guys, sorry im late, what did i miss?"

"Apperently Silver kissed me...and Soul is planning something having to do with an ogre. Also NeverBetter ate Silver's hair." Neko explained to Kevin.

The tip of her demon-like tail was swishing some.

"It was a good kiss." Silver said, still playing along with the joke, "And considering I haven't had a kiss before, I would say it was a nice start."

His smile broadened at that, and Neko, if she were to look at him, would see his tail swishing gently, going along with Silver's cheerful mood. Once or twice the tail, in its broad motions, would brush against Neko's own, but it was instantly snap back and resume its usual swing.

Kevin got his own glass of OJ and started to sip it. He was too inebriated to try to down it in one gulp like he knew soul would. "HAH! you and silver? Really?" he took another sip of his drink. "Actually, that would be pretty cute. and im not surprised to hear soul plotting things with ogres." after a moment and a bit more orange juice, he said, "Say, Better, How was silvers hair?" 

Edited December 14, 201410 yr by TheGuide

"I believe it never happened." Neko said simply, her tail stabbing Silver's shoulder.

The tip was rather sharp actually. The stab would feel like he was stabbed by a pencil.

"Don't touch the tail." She snapped.

Seeing that, Kevin choked on his drink a bit and coughed with laughter. "so much for that" he said with a grin.

Edited December 14, 201410 yr by TheGuide

Silver still grinned at her, even through the wince when her tail stabbed his shoulder.

Jeez! For a catgirl (at least, Silver assumed Neko was of the same race as he), her tail was kinda sharp! She had better control over it, too. Silver's tail did whatever it pleased. If Silver was walking beside someone he liked, it would quickly brush against that person...and possibly even curl around the other person's tail if they had one. Neko was lucky to have one that was obedient.

(It's actually kinda like a demon tail. I should have put she is a hybrid of a cat-girl and a demon)

 

Neko simply stood up.

"I want chocolate pie." She declared.

"And I want it now."

Kev shrunk down in his seat with his glass up against his mouth, covering the lower half of his face. "dont look at me." he said through his drink.

"Morning, all." Cap said, as he got up from the chair he'd been sleeping on, "I've gotta say, you guys really outdid yourselves last night. Frankly, I'm surprised at least half of you weren't kicked out." Cap said, happy he didn't have to deal with the hangover everyone else was going through right now. The first time he went out drinking with the team, he woke up the next day with no memory of what happened the night before, covered in blue paint and wearing someone else's pants. Since then, Cap decided he'd avoid drinking while at the bar, and make sure none of his teammates did anything overly stupid while drunk. "By the way Nortanort, if you ever run into an attractive young redhead named Lucy, you should probably apologize to her."

"Lucy? I don't remember a Lu-... oh wait," he froze mid word, as he suddenly remembered Lucy. "I... remember Lucy. I DO hope I tipped her..." he trailed off, looking fearfully around him. His memory of the event was foggy. He wasn't even sure where that noodle had came from. 

 

(Well that escalated quickly.)  

 

At soon as Silver said that, she was first like this. 

 

 

 

 

 

But then she was like. 

"WHAT." Neko suddenly blurt out, her face completely red.

She point her pistol at Silver.

"Does anyone know if this is a true or false statement?" she asked everyone. 

"Quite frankly, my memory of last night is as foggy as this glass," he said, inadvertently pointing to a crystal clear glass, instead of the foggy one right next to it. And it was true, he could barely remember a thing, apart from what had happened with Lucy, and even that was foggy. "I'll hazard no guessed, either," he stated, knowing the trouble that could come of that.

 

Silver quietly revsolved to actually doing this the next time, just to see what would happen. Would he get hit? Probably. But no worse than the tap he had just received. His ears flicked as he gently rubbed his scalp after the blow, even though it really didn't hurt all too much.

"Anyways, with that settled, what are we going to do today? I suppose another drunken party isn't likely to happen..?"

"But I had SO much fun at this one," he said, dripping with sarcasm. Of course, he really wouldn't know, but jumped on a chance to be sarcastic.

 

NeverBetter just burst out laughing. "You all are nuts! But that's why I love you guy's!" He fixed the cuff of his coat. "And I'll be honest, the one thing I do remember of last night's events was a mosh pit started by your's truly and Yuffie. Which rocked." He opened a wrapper, containing a small chocolate, and swallowed the morsel whole. "I don't doubt drunk Silver trying to make the moves on Neko, I can see it in your face but you don't got the courage to show it!" He joked, adding onto the conversation.

 

Upon hearing the word 'Wheat' from Axel's mouth, a monolouge came out of him as if it were by a flashback.

 

"Do you know what he said while he coughed up his lifeblood?!" He started "'"Except corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone."'" And after grabbing the nearest person(Happening to be Nortanort) and dropping him to the ground.  "Wheat, eh? There's enough of it, we can afford to waste as much as we want. Like my head, you see?!" NeverBetter pretended to cut off his head, dropped a loaf of bread on the ground with  poorly-illustrated picture of his face on it, and laughed like a madman.

"Ouch," groaned Nort, clearly not expecting that. He pulled himself back up to his chair, and checked on Clarice. "I don't suppose you'd be willing to explain who this 'He' is, would you?" he asked NeverBetter, curious, although weary of being hurt again.

 

Kevin sat up, SUPER hungover. He never was good at getting up in the morning, and all that drinking he did last night didn't help. He looked around. "Everything seems in order, clothes are there, sword is there....yeah i think i'm good." he swung his legs over the side of his bed and tried to hop out, but when he landed, his legs gave out. Now a pile of drunk idiot on the floor, he said "Ouch. Too hungover for acrobatics. Noted." He stood up and pulled his clothes on. Looking out the window, he realized "My friends are all already up!" He dashed down the stairs where his teammates, minus soul and yuffie, were sitting recounting what they could remember from the night before. He sat down in an empty seat and said "Morning guys, sorry im late, what did i miss?"

"Good morning," he greeted Kevin, before continuing, "Oh not much, just NeverBetter developing a fear of wheat, or something like that." He knew that wasn't what had happened, but he felt like saying it.

 

He then looked over at Neko, and said, "I'm sure there's a store open around here somewhere. Which reminds me," before pulling a small notepad out of his coat. He looked at the checklist upon, and saw that not even the first box had been checked. He made a mental resolution to get it checked by the end of the day.

 

(And that's it from me, for the night at least.) 

"Lucy? I don't remember a Lu-... oh wait," he froze mid word, as he suddenly remembered Lucy. "I... remember Lucy. I DO hope I tipped her..." he trailed off, looking fearfully around him. His memory of the event was foggy. He wasn't even sure where that noodle had came from. 

 

"Quite frankly, my memory of last night is as foggy as this glass," he said, inadvertently pointing to a crystal clear glass, instead of the foggy one right next to it. And it was true, he could barely remember a thing, apart from what had happened with Lucy, and even that was foggy. "I'll hazard no guessed, either," he stated, knowing the trouble that could come of that.

 

"But I had SO much fun at this one," he said, dripping with sarcasm. Of course, he really wouldn't know, but jumped on a chance to be sarcastic.

 

"Ouch," groaned Nort, clearly not expecting that. He pulled himself back up to his chair, and checked on Clarice. "I don't suppose you'd be willing to explain who this 'He' is, would you?" he asked NeverBetter, curious, although weary of being hurt again.

 

"Good morning," he greeted Kevin, before continuing, "Oh not much, just NeverBetter developing a fear of wheat, or something like that." He knew that wasn't what had happened, but he felt like saying it.

 

He then looked over at Neko, and said, "I'm sure there's a store open around here somewhere. Which reminds me," before pulling a small notepad out of his coat. He looked at the checklist upon, and saw that not even the first box had been checked. He made a mental resolution to get it checked by the end of the day.

 

(And that's it from me, for the night at least.) 

"It's a quote, my friend. It's meaning is that of "Life is everywhere, so we can kill a lot of it if we so want.". The man behind the famous lines is only known as "Albedo". He's a madman, but a good speaker." NeverBetter took a gulp out of his morning glass of juice, and followed Yuffie. "Conga time!' He yelled, beginning to dance a conga.

Silver glanced at Neko after witnessing NeverBetter's conga dance.

"I think he's gotten drunk. Again. He's following Yuffie while dancing..." Silver sighed at that, wondering how he got involved with all of these people, and quickly looked around the bar. He knew just about everyone here. Soul, Nort, Yuffie, NeverBetter, Neko....they were all good friends to him. Silver didn't really know why he was thinking of this. Maybe it was just that the last night  was getting to him.

Silver glanced at Neko after witnessing NeverBetter's conga dance.

"I think he's gotten drunk. Again. He's following Yuffie while dancing..." Silver sighed at that, wondering how he got involved with all of these people, and quickly looked around the bar. He knew just about everyone here. Soul, Nort, Yuffie, NeverBetter, Neko....they were all good friends to him. Silver didn't really know why he was thinking of this. Maybe it was just that the last night  was getting to him.

(I'm hoping someone here will join the conga)

(I'm hoping someone here will join the conga)

Kevin stood and staggered over to the door, watching Soul and Yuffie strolling nonchalantly with NeverBetter following them, dancing. "Hell, lets have some fun! Wait up NeverBetter!" he caught up and put his hands on his buddy's shoulders. 

Axel laughed along at NeverBetter's odd antics. "We've got plenty of wheat for everyone!" He exclaimed, joining in the jokes. He started to drink his juice, when everyone started talking about food. "I could probably go for something to eat, too... Not bread, though." He said, referencing the earlier topic.

Hearing the others talk about food had made him a tad hungry, so Cap pulled two granola bars out of his pockets, one for himself, and one for the equally peckish Axel. "Here, eat this. It should hold you over for at least a couple of hours," Cap said, tossing one of the bars to Axel. As he unwrapped and ate his bar, he noticed some of his teammates leaving the restraint, two of them trying to start a conga line. The guild he'd joined may not have been the strongest, or the smartest, and definitely not the sanest, but he was proud to be a part of it, and cared for every single one of his comrades. "Hold up, I'm coming too." Cap said, and followed them outside. He even felt comfortable enough to join the forming conga line, grabbing Kevin's shoulders and grooving along with him and Neverbetter.

Axel shuddered at the mention of Albedo. I didn't need to remember that guy... Thankfully, Cap had tossed him a granola bar to get his mind off of the madman. "Thanks, Cap." Axel thanked his teammate, and began to eat the bar. He noticed the conga line outside, and gulped it down as quickly as possible. "Wait for me!" He shouted, joining in the party.

Kev felt someone grab his shoulder, and looked back to find cap behind him with axel on the way. Kevin smiled a big grin from ear to ear. "Yeah guys, thats the spirit!"

"Idiots." Neko said bluntly, looking at Silver.

"Let's go get some chocolate pie." She said to him.

She wanted that dang pie.