A crisp morning, that December was. A cold, average day. quiet, at least until twelve PM. That, of course, was the opening hour of Mainstreed, the Questboards, and the Cherrywood Bar and Wood fire Pizza restaurant, a well-known hang out spot of a specific low-grade monster-bashing team, as well as where we find said team blacked out, on the floor, like usual.

 

NeverBetter awoke with a grunt, coughing up a ball of hair, he tried to recall last night's events. "That's the last time I let Yuffie get my drinks... I think I bit a chunk out of Silver's hair again..." He sighed picking himself up off the ground, he looked around at the rest of his drunken and sleeping team.

 

"All of you, get up, please!" NeverBetter called to his teammates. 

 

(Welcome to the world we now as Alternate. I have just put us all here for now, as I feel its the easiest way to do things in terms of kicking us off.  Let the posting commence!)

Edited February 19, 201510 yr by Guest

"GOODNESS GRACIOUS ARE YOU ALL LIKE 10 YEARS OLD?!" Yuffie exclaimed. "I kissed him so I could get out of his grasp. And I was out of bullets. Lips are a last resort okay. Man, some people...." Yuffie said, ending muttering and turning away from the others, only now beginning to blush. Sometimes she couldn't decide. Modesty or not modesty? Because occasionally she'd make choices like that followed immediately by regret.

As soon as Neko saw the explosion her eyes lit up.

"Ooooooooohhhhhhhh pretty firee..." She awed.

"I wanna play with some firee!" The fire ended up changing her additude.

The madness contenued, to an insane rate. Every thing had gone from a mildly insane fight with pegasai with questionable ideals to batshit crazy madness. And then, this happened. The Purge muted the voice of the illustrious leader, smacking him plane in the face, and knocked the love struck cassonova down. Out of nowhere, next, a man dressed in black slammed a pancake the size of Uganda on his and his entire team's faces, yet did no damage to anyone of the team.

 

"I'm glad Friendly Fire isn't on!" The cheerful voice of NeverBetter choked out in laughter. He wasn't dead, in fact, he was quite alive. The Monado then flew to him, landing in his hand. "Monado, sweeten the deal!" The Monado transformed into a bottle of gigantic syrup, and NeverBetter poured it on the pancake. "And now!" He threw the Monado, a beam if light emerged from it as it landed, and...

 

"Boom"

 

 

Another massive explosion, however this time, the blast didn't hit NeverBetter, despite the fact it seem to engulf him. "And that my friends is how you fake a death and circumvent an entire boss fight" he yelled, upon landing.

Reyn laughed as he saw NeverBetter kill that guild. "Ha, all according to plan. I was in on this the whole time, and it worked perfectly. NOW IT'S REYN TIME!" He said as he looked at the magnificant explosion.

The madness contenued, to an insane rate. Every thing had gone from a mildly insane fight with pegasai with questionable ideals to batshit crazy madness. And then, this happened. The Purge muted the voice of the illustrious leader, smacking him plane in the face, and knocked the love struck cassonova down. Out of nowhere, next, a man dressed in black slammed a pancake the size of Uganda on his and his entire team's faces, yet did no damage to anyone of the team.

 

"I'm glad Friendly Fire isn't on!" The cheerful voice of NeverBetter choked out in laughter. He wasn't dead, in fact, he was quite alive. The Monado then flew to him, landing in his hand. "Monado, sweeten the deal!" The Monado transformed into a bottle of gigantic syrup, and NeverBetter poured it on the pancake. "And now!" He threw the Monado, a beam if light emerged from it as it landed, and...

 

"Boom"

 

 

Another massive explosion, however this time, the blast didn't hit NeverBetter, despite the fact it seem to engulf him. "And that my friends is how you fake a death and circumvent an entire boss fight" he yelled, upon landing.

(I HATE QUOTA SO MUCH)

 

Axel watched the performance and found himself speechless. "That... Was amazing." Nevermind the speechlessness. "Heh, we taught them not to mess with us!" He shouted. "Let's all have a party! Are you in, Reyn?" He asked his friend. "... Oh, we should help Soul, too." He fished around in the wreckage and found Soul's body, which he dragged out and slung across his back. "Now party time!"

"I suppose that's a kiss of death for ya," he muttered upon seeing what Yuffie had did. Tired of his uselessness, Nortanort ran up to Bigman and attempted to hit him over the head with Clarice. This wasn't the most effective form of attack, but his gun was hefty enough that it should do a lot of damage. He said to him, "Insulting my friends is a very easy way for that to happen you know. And I take far too much pleasure in doing this," with a smug grin on his face. Things were looking up for him, all things considered. 

 

And then NeverBetter came back. "Well. OKAY THEN!" he yelled, clearly having given up on his sanity. "Any more tricks up your sleeve? Are you powerful and great?" he asked, humming a little tune. "EXPLOSIONS!" he then yelled for absolutely no reason whatsoever. His sanity was almost non-existent by that point. He was very close to snapping. 

(I HATE QUOTA SO MUCH)

 

Axel watched the performance and found himself speechless. "That... Was amazing." Nevermind the speechlessness. "Heh, we taught them not to mess with us!" He shouted. "Let's all have a party! Are you in, Reyn?" He asked his friend. "... Oh, we should help Soul, too." He fished around in the wreckage and found Soul's body, which he dragged out and slung across his back. "Now party time!"

Reyn nodded. "Aw yeah, partaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. And...Is Soul dead?" He summoned the Monado back to him. "Do we still need the Monado Finder Arte?"

 

"I suppose that's a kiss of death for ya," he muttered upon seeing what Yuffie had did. Tired of his uselessness, Nortanort ran up to Bigman and attempted to hit him over the head with Clarice. This wasn't the most effective form of attack, but his gun was hefty enough that it should do a lot of damage. He said to him, "Insulting my friends is a very easy way for that to happen you know. And I take far too much pleasure in doing this," with a smug grin on his face. Things were looking up for him, all things considered. 

 

And then NeverBetter came back. "Well. OKAY THEN!" he yelled, clearly having given up on his sanity. "Any more tricks up your sleeve? Are you powerful and great?" he asked, humming a little tune. "EXPLOSIONS!" he then yelled for absolutely no reason whatsoever. His sanity was almost non-existent by that point. He was very close to snapping. 

Reyn looked over to Nort. "Hey Nort. Are you really feeling it?" He said with a kitty face.

Silver sighed and slapped his blade back into its sheathe. Damn, he thought, NeverBetter had to go and explode himself back into creation again.

"You having fun there!?" Silver shouted at Never, clearly annoyed with not only him, but the entire fight -which was mostly because he didn't get to participate- and how chaotic it quickly had become. When Silver noticed Neko was being a bit of a pyromaniac, he quickly held her by her shoulders to ensure, not only to himself, that she wouldn't do anything potentially dangerous.

"Now, Neko, I understand you like fire, but let's save that for later.."

Reyn laughed as he saw NeverBetter kill that guild. "Ha, all according to plan. I was in on this the whole time, and it worked perfectly. NOW IT'S REYN TIME!" He said as he looked at the magnificant explosion.

"timing is everything, remember that!" NeverBetter yelled, laughing. "It went better than expected! "

(I HATE QUOTA SO MUCH) Axel watched the performance and found himself speechless. "That... Was amazing." Nevermind the speechlessness. "Heh, we taught them not to mess with us!" He shouted. "Let's all have a party! Are you in, Reyn?" He asked his friend. "... Oh, we should help Soul, too." He fished around in the wreckage and found Soul's body, which he dragged out and slung across his back. "Now party time!"

"Time to party like it's 1999!

"Holy waffles NeverBetter! How did you do that? I really thought you were dead!" While he was excited his friend was alive, he was a little bummed he wouldnt get to see shenron. 

 

As soon as Neko saw the explosion her eyes lit up."Ooooooooohhhhhhhh pretty firee..." She awed."I wanna play with some firee!" The fire ended up changing her additude.

"You may not actually want to do that neko."

As the team walked out to party, kev said "So are we sure those top guild assholes are all dead?"

"GOODNESS GRACIOUS ARE YOU ALL LIKE 10 YEARS OLD?!" Yuffie exclaimed. "I kissed him so I could get out of his grasp. And I was out of bullets. Lips are a last resort okay. Man, some people...." Yuffie said, ending muttering and turning away from the others, only now beginning to blush. Sometimes she couldn't decide. Modesty or not modesty? Because occasionally she'd make choices like that followed immediately by regret.

"I thought it was hawt." NeverBetter said in a super sarcastic tone, but it was hard because of how hard he was laughing.

"Holy waffles NeverBetter! How did you do that? I really thought you were dead!" While he was excited his friend was alive, he was a little bummed he wouldnt get to see shenron.  "You may not actually want to do that neko."As the team walked out to party, kev said "So are we sure those top guild assholes are all dead?"

"Reletively. Any survivors were their lackys.

Silver sighed and slapped his blade back into its sheathe. Damn, he thought, NeverBetter had to go and explode himself back into creation again."You having fun there!?" Silver shouted at Never, clearly annoyed with not only him, but the entire fight -which was mostly because he didn't get to participate- and how chaotic it quickly had become. When Silver noticed Neko was being a bit of a pyromaniac, he quickly held her by her shoulders to ensure, not only to himself, that she wouldn't do anything potentially dangerous."Now, Neko, I understand you like fire, but let's save that for later.."

"Totally." He laughed, walking over to Silver. He gave him a rock out thumbs up headbang and strolled to the tavern. "Everyone, first round is on me!"

Reyn nodded. "Aw yeah, partaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. And...Is Soul dead?" He summoned the Monado back to him. "Do we still need the Monado Finder Arte?"

 

Reyn looked over to Nort. "Hey Nort. Are you really feeling it?" He said with a kitty face.

"Uh... I'm pretty sure he's alive." Axel shrugged.

 

"timing is everything, remember that!" NeverBetter yelled, laughing. "It went better than expected! " "Time to party like it's 1999!

 

 

"I thought it was hawt." NeverBetter said in a super sarcastic tone, but it was hard because of how hard he was laughing."Reletively. Any survivors were their lackys."Totally." He laughed, walking over to Silver. He gave him a rock out thumbs up headbang and strolled to the tavern. "Everyone, first round is on me!"

"Aw yeah, I was hoping you'd say that!" Axel ran to follow NeverBetter, excited to get on to the party.

"I suppose I'll head back to the tavern, so as long as you promise that if a fight happens, I'm allowed to participate." Silver liked fighting more than he would admit--especially in front of people like Neko--and his disappointment with being unable to fight before meant he needed to make this up, or else he'd never let it go.

"I suppose I'll head back to the tavern, so as long as you promise that if a fight happens, I'm allowed to participate." Silver liked fighting more than he would admit--especially in front of people like Neko--and his disappointment with being unable to fight before meant he needed to make this up, or else he'd never let it go.

"Your hair shall be mine!" NeverBetter yelled, cha-cha-sliding his way in the bar.

"I thought it was hawt." NeverBetter said in a super sarcastic tone, but it was hard because of how hard he was laughing."Reletively. Any survivors were their lackys."Totally." He laughed, walking over to Silver. He gave him a rock out thumbs up headbang and strolled to the tavern. "Everyone, first round is on me!"

"Haha! Second ones on me everybody!" Kevin was feeling good. They had just hunted a group of pegasi, fought and beat a top guild, all while dealing with the usual antics their guild couldnt seem to avoid. Sometimes, it was alot of work being in this guild, but when kev thought about it, there was nowhere else he'd rather be. "Hell, so is the third!"

Yuffie crammed another raspberry scone down her throat, attempting to wash out the taste of Alpha lips with the delicious raspberry and dough baked good. It was working slowly. But what she really needed... Was a drink. She glanced to NeverBetter, cheered and began to skip alongside the others towards the bar. "Hold up." She said, actually stopping. "If we just defeated the top guild, does that mean we're the top guild now?" She asked, beginning to walk again.

Reyn nodded. "Aw yeah, partaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. And...Is Soul dead?" He summoned the Monado back to him. "Do we still need the Monado Finder Arte?"

 

Reyn looked over to Nort. "Hey Nort. Are you really feeling it?" He said with a kitty face.

Nortanort glared at Reyn.

 

And then his eye twitched. That was not a good sign. He then walked up to Reyn and came very close to punching him in the face. "No, my dear Reyn, I am not really feeling it." He had snapped. Fortunately, before his insanity could possibly cause any problems, he found a spare muffin in his cloak. Which he then removed from his cloak and ate. "Blueberry, my favorite," he said, blissfully. Which somehow restored his sanity. It seemed his sanity ran on muffins. 

 

He turned to NeverBetter, and said, "Considering what happened last time I was drunk, I'd rather not take that chance. Unless we're going to a milk bar, in which care everything is fine." He then shrugged, and started following NeverBetter. "Any of you want a muffin? I have a spare one. It's blueberry," he tempted his guildmates. 

Yuffie crammed another raspberry scone down her throat, attempting to wash out the taste of Alpha lips with the delicious raspberry and dough baked good. It was working slowly. But what she really needed... Was a drink. She glanced to NeverBetter, cheered and began to skip alongside the others towards the bar. "Hold up." She said, actually stopping. "If we just defeated the top guild, does that mean we're the top guild now?" She asked, beginning to walk again.

"All i know for sure is that I love to conga!" NeverBetter yelled, starting another conga line as the drinks were prepped.

Axel joined the new conga line. "Reyn, come on, join in! Only a true wielder of the Monado can conga as well as I can." He taunted his friend as usual.

"Nort, toss me that muffin!" one hand on axels shoulder, one hand up to catch it.

Nortanort tossed Kevin the muffin, adding, "You know, considering most of the people in this guild, you have quite a unique name. And I mean that as a complement." He was being truthful here. In a guild with names like "Nortanort," or "NeverBetter," "Kevin" was quite unique. 

He caught the muffin and shoved it whole in his mouth. "MMMFFPH" he muffled, which could be translated to "thanks bro!" He was already getting loud, and he hadnt even gotten a drink yet. This was gonna either be destructive or feelz-full, but no matter what, it was gonna be fun.

As the other guild members danced, drank, and overall celebrated their "victory", Cap stayed behind, making sure to harvest as many feathers and horns as he could, in hopes of making enough money to purchase a humble base for the guild, that way they didn't have to worry about sleeping on the floor of a restaurant and bar every night. Sadly, his comrades only seemed to think about partying and violence, as usual. Seriously, they acted as if taking out one of the top guilds was a great triumph, when in actually, it put a giant target on their back, as well as a great deal of responsibility that, frankly, Cap wasn't sure they could handle just yet.

 

The tears streaming from his remaining organic eye didn't help brighten his mood either. Not only did he find the behavior of his guild mates rather ridiculous, but to be honest, seeing Neverbetter seemingly die in a fiery explosion really affected him. It'd been three years since he'd been caught in the explosion that nearly killed him, but although he never talked about it with anyone, the event still gave him nightmares. It was because of a fiery explosion, much like the one that had happened mere minutes ago, that nearly killed him. That caused most people to see him as a freak. That caused children to run in the opposite direction at the sight of him. That caused the deaths of several other innocents, some of which Cap knew personally. This was the other reason Cap stayed behind. Because he needed time alone to vent out his emotions so that he could go back to being his cool, calm, snarky self.

Edited December 17, 201410 yr by Captain Arrowguns

As the other guild members danced, drank, and overall celebrated their "victory", Cap stayed behind, making sure to harvest as many feathers and horns as he could, in hopes of making enough money to purchase a humble base for the guild, that way they didn't have to worry about sleeping on the floor of a restaurant and bar every night. Sadly, his comrades only seemed to think about partying and violence, as usual. Seriously, they acted as if taking out one of the top guilds was a great triumph, when in actually, it put a giant target on their back, as well as a great deal of responsibility that, frankly, Cap wasn't sure they could handle just yet. The tears streaming from his remaining organic eye didn't help brighten his mood either. Not only did he find the behavior of his guild mates rather ridiculous, but to be honest, seeing Neverbetter seemingly die in a fiery explosion really affected him. It'd been three years since he'd been caught in the explosion that nearly killed him, but although he never talked about it with anyone, the event still gave him nightmares. It was because of a fiery explosion, much like the one that had happened mere minutes ago, that nearly killed him. That caused most people to see him as a freak. That caused children to run in the opposite direction at the sight of him. That caused the deaths of several other innocents, some of which Cap knew personally. This was the other reason Cap stayed behind. Because he needed time alone to vent out his emotions so that he could go back to being his cool, calm, snarky self.

(Tfw your character is the only one with any sort of depth. Also, good job.)

(Tfw your character is the only one with any sort of depth. Also, good job.)

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