So I found this on my PC, I guess I wrote it when Frozen first came out... I write a lot of these apparently. Warning: It's in script formation.
Script: Dude and some woman get on a bus woman sits down first, guy can't find any other open seat, and he sees who's sitting in the seat, sits anyways. "Oh, it's you. Where's your girlfriend?" "Shut up, Jade. Don't be jealous just because we broke up." "You cheated on me." "Just shut up!"
Can I just say something crazy? I don't want to hear your voice.
(Next line, dude looking for a seat nearby, finds none.) This whole day has been a series of doors in my face And Add onto that I sit next to you.
I was thinking the same thing! Cuz like
I've been searching this whole ride to find my own seat And maybe it's your ugly smug face, or your stupid hairdo,
BUT WITH YOU! (That's right, you) I see your face (You're a disgrace) And there's not a thing I would not change it for!
(Both Standing)
Out of the way, you WHOOREEE Out of the way, you WHOOREEE (Moving towards the isle) Out of the way, you WHOOREEE Thats you! Thats you! Thats you! THATS YOU! Out of the way, you WHOOREEE (One sits back down, while the other uses hook thing to stand with.)
I mean it's crazy. What? I wanna stab you in the face
That's just what I want to do!
I never met someone Who pissed me off so much!
Stop! Stop it now!
Our Mental battle formation Can have but one explanation
You and I are not (sitting one stands) gonna work!
(Both move to the front, side by side, trying to get their before the other) Say goodbye! To your family and friends You're not gonna see them anymore
Out of the way, you WHOOREEE Out of the way, you WHOOREEE
(They get to the front) Life was made such a chore By you! By you! By you! BY YOU! Out of the way, you WHOOREEE
(Bus stops) Can I say something crazy? Will you get off the bus? Can I say something even crazier? YOU FIRST, BITCH! (Kicks person off the bus, bus leaves.)
So I found this on my PC, I guess I wrote it when Frozen first came out... I write a lot of these apparently. Warning: It's in script formation.
Script:
Dude and some woman get on a bus
woman sits down first, guy can't find any other open seat, and he sees who's sitting in the seat, sits anyways.
"Oh, it's you. Where's your girlfriend?"
"Shut up, Jade. Don't be jealous just because we broke up."
"You cheated on me."
"Just shut up!"
Can I just say something crazy?
I don't want to hear your voice.
(Next line, dude looking for a seat nearby, finds none.)
This whole day has been a series of doors in my face
And Add onto that I sit next to you.
I was thinking the same thing! Cuz like
I've been searching this whole ride to find my own seat
And maybe it's your ugly smug face, or your stupid hairdo,
BUT WITH YOU!
(That's right, you)
I see your face (You're a disgrace)
And there's not a thing I would not change it for!
(Both Standing)
Out of the way, you WHOOREEE
Out of the way, you WHOOREEE
(Moving towards the isle)
Out of the way, you WHOOREEE
Thats you!
Thats you!
Thats you!
THATS YOU!
Out of the way, you WHOOREEE
(One sits back down, while the other uses hook thing to stand with.)
I mean it's crazy.
What?
I wanna stab you
in the face
That's just what I want to do!
I never met someone
Who pissed me off so much!
Stop!
Stop it now!
Our Mental battle formation
Can have but one explanation
You
and I
are
not
(sitting one stands)
gonna work!
(Both move to the front, side by side, trying to get their before the other)
Say goodbye!
To your family and friends
You're not gonna see them anymore
Out of the way, you WHOOREEE
Out of the way, you WHOOREEE
(They get to the front)
Life was made such a chore
By you!
By you!
By you!
BY YOU!
Out of the way, you WHOOREEE
(Bus stops)
Can I say something crazy? Will you get off the bus?
Can I say something even crazier? YOU FIRST, BITCH!
(Kicks person off the bus, bus leaves.)