Now, this is a story all about how

My life got flipped-turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the hero of a town called Traverse Town

 

On Destiny Island born and raised

On the beach was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And all shootin some b-ball outside of the house

When a couple of heartless who were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

She said 'You're movin' with Leon and Yuffie in Traverse Town'

 

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my Keyblade and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

I put my Keyblade on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

 

First class, yo this is bad

Drinking salt ice cream juice out of a champagne glass.

Is this what the people of Traverse Town like?

Hmmmmm, this might be alright.

 

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that

Is this the type of place that they just send this cool hero?

I don't think so

I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the hero of Kingdom Hearts

 

Well, the space ship landed and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a mouse standing there with my name out

I ain't trying to get arrested yet

I just got here

I sprang with quickness, like Lightning Returns , disappeared

 

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said Roxas and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Traverse Town'

 

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'

I looked at my town

I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the hero of Traverse Town.

LMAOOOO that was very nice man really funny and creative keep it up

Will Smith would be proud.

Only suggestion I make is "T Town" just for flow. Traverse comes out clunky. 

Nice.