KH13 Bot Research & Development Team

Rüby, Chief of Bot Investigations

Caramel Covered Ansem

Snow

Corrupted Shinnok

 

Mission Statement:

 

As many of us know, kh13 seems to attract several bots who tend to spam our good forums with advertisements and other things

 

Yet despite the constant efforts of our Moderators to eliminate them, the bots always seem to show up on a daily basis

 

Because of this I have decided to begin officially documenting the bots to see if patterns begin emerging behind their actions

 

Such as their age, gender, usernames, sub-categories they make threads under, what language they write in, what time and day they post, what they're actually saying, what they advertise if anything

 

We have fought this war against the bots for some time now yet they always return, therefore before the Moderators do their jobs and eliminate the bots I seek to learn these things about each one to try and find patterns

 

Of course I'm not always online so I can't do this alone, if Moderators who delete the bots and their propaganda could at the very least tell me either here or in chat what time the bots posted so I can make notes that would be excellent, or if any Member who sees them could supply me with information, take a screenshot or copy and paste what they say, it would be invaluable to my research

 

Together we can begin studying these bots and begin to unravel the mystery behind them, perhaps even uncovering the truth of the bots!

Edited August 3, 201510 yr by Rüby

Ah, certainly!! Most notably in summer, when their overall composition is reduced to a sticky, gooey, multi-colored patty stuck to the packaging. God Bless those innocent worms....*Removes hat in a state of melancholy*

I know that feelCookies n' cream chocolate bar started sticking to the packaging on the five minute trip from the store to my house last week

I know that feelCookies n' cream chocolate bar started sticking to the packaging on the five minute trip from the store to my house last week

 

*Gasps* No...no! Oh say it isn't so Ruby!! DX

 

Were there any other casualties?? Were you harmed??

*Gasps* No...no! Oh say it isn't so Ruby!! DX Were there any other casualties?? Were you harmed??

It was so, but I still managed to eat it so all was wellI'm certain the chocolates the rest of my family got were harmed but I didn't really ask, was just focused on mine

It was so, but I still managed to eat it so all was wellI'm certain the chocolates the rest of my family got were harmed but I didn't really ask, was just focused on mine

 

Ruby be like: If it ain't in my hand, it ain't my problem!

 

Nah, jk jk But seriously, this heat is a killer for sweets! And.....well, unfortunately, this conversation is reminding me I have a box of icecream sitting out.....oops...

Ruby be like: If it ain't in my hand, it ain't my problem!  Nah, jk jk But seriously, this heat is a killer for sweets! And.....well, unfortunately, this conversation is reminding me I have a box of icecream sitting out.....oops...

Yang straightAnd unfortunately? It's good we had this conversation, because now you remembered about it!Instead of seeing it as melted ice cream, look at it as a smoothie/milk shake owo

Yang straightAnd unfortunately? It's good we had this conversation, because now you remembered about it!Instead of seeing it as melted ice cream, look at it as a smoothie/milk shake owo

 

Hard time in life? Nope! Nothing more than a milkshake in disguise, according to Ruby's philosophy.

 

I believe this is what you would call a "fortune cookie" context? Haha -3-

Hard time in life? Nope! Nothing more than a milkshake in disguise, according to Ruby's philosophy.  I believe this is what you would call a "fortune cookie" context? Haha -3-

Yang straight! Gotta put a positive spin on otherwise negative situations!Haven't had a fortune cookie since my grandparents were in town

Yang straight! Gotta put a positive spin on otherwise negative situations!Haven't had a fortune cookie since my grandparents were in town

 

True, true!!

 

Oy? When was that?

True, true!!  Oy? When was that?

My dog was still alive soooooApril, it was April and they left early MayThat also reminds me, haven't had panda express since then too

My dog was still alive soooooApril, it was April and they left early MayThat also reminds me, haven't had panda express since then too

 

Orange. Chicken.

 

That is all!

Orange. Chicken. That is all!

I get the panda bowl, orange chicken with chow mein

I get the panda bowl, orange chicken with chow mein

 

Oooooh~ yummy NOPE! NOPENOPONPNPONONPNOPNPONPONPONONPONOPNPON NOOOOO! Not doing this.I'll only get hungry.

 

But, gaaaah.....the nearest Panda Express for me is in an entirely different city....The last time I remember eating some is when I took that trip down to Florida a few years back- Although, my mother is surprisingly great at replicating it, so it's not so bad. You know you actually use Orange Juice to make it? Funny...

Finally, a team to research bots. I'd like to join, if I may.I've always wondered about bots and what they do, like, where do they come from?What do they eat? Who is their favorite musician? Do they have a preference on color?Are the kitchens they're selling really kitchens and not bathrooms?With this helpful group, I'll finally find all the answers I've been searching for.

Oooooh~ yummy NOPE! NOPENOPONPNPONONPNOPNPONPONPONONPONOPNPON NOOOOO! Not doing this.I'll only get hungry.  But, gaaaah.....the nearest Panda Express for me is in an entirely different city....The last time I remember eating some is when I took that trip down to Florida a few years back- Although, my mother is surprisingly great at replicating it, so it's not so bad. You know you actually use Orange Juice to make it? Funny...

Lol after dinner tonight I got so full I couldn't even finish so I'm pretty much done for the night, share your appetite with me! xDxAnd there's a panda express at my college but I never buy my own food, just eat what my friends don't if there's any leftovers xDAnd REALLY!?So next science experiment: making chicken nuggets and dipping them in orange juice OWO

Finally, a team to research bots. I'd like to join, if I may.I've always wondered about bots and what they do, like, where do they come from?What do they eat? Who is their favorite musician? Do they have a preference on color?Are the kitchens they're selling really kitchens and not bathrooms?With this helpful group, I'll finally find all the answers I've been searching for.

YESI'll add you and Pandy to the Staff list on the first comment! ^^

Lol after dinner tonight I got so full I couldn't even finish so I'm pretty much done for the night, share your appetite with me! xDxAnd there's a panda express at my college but I never buy my own food, just eat what my friends don't if there's any leftovers xDAnd REALLY!?So next science experiment: making chicken nuggets and dipping them in orange juice OWO

 

 

YEAAAAAAAAAAH! LET'S DO IT!! And, I would love to share my palate with you! Just keep in mind that all tummy hunger training is free, with the exception of curly fries.  However, If you STILL desire to eat my curly fries despite this fact, a bill of $125 will be introduced, plus an additional tax per grain of finely ground salt. -3-

 

 

 

Finally, a team to research bots. I'd like to join, if I may.I've always wondered about bots and what they do, like, where do they come from?What do they eat? Who is their favorite musician? Do they have a preference on color?Are the kitchens they're selling really kitchens and not bathrooms?With this helpful group, I'll finally find all the answers I've been searching for.

 

Welcome brother! Have some nuggets. X3

YEAAAAAAAAAAH! LET'S DO IT!! And, I would love to share my palate with you! Just keep in mind that all tummy hunger training is free, with the exception of curly fries.  However, If you STILL desire to eat my curly fries despite this fact, a bill of $125 will be introduced, plus an additional tax per grain of finely ground salt. -3-    Welcome brother! Have some nuggets. X3

But I don't pay for food! xDx

Finally, a team to research bots. I'd like to join, if I may.I've always wondered about bots and what they do, like, where do they come from?What do they eat? Who is their favorite musician? Do they have a preference on color?Are the kitchens they're selling really kitchens and not bathrooms?With this helpful group, I'll finally find all the answers I've been searching for.

YEAAAAAAAAAAH! LET'S DO IT!! And, I would love to share my palate with you! Just keep in mind that all tummy hunger training is free, with the exception of curly fries.  However, If you STILL desire to eat my curly fries despite this fact, a bill of $125 will be introduced, plus an additional tax per grain of finely ground salt. -3-    Welcome brother! Have some nuggets. X3

There ya go, added you both under the Team

But I don't pay for food! xDxThere ya go, added you both under the Team

 

What? Not even Cheetos???

What? Not even Cheetos???

My parents buy my snacks for me

My parents buy my snacks for me

 

Oh? They offer up words of wisdom in exchange for cheesy, greasy deliciousness? owo  Ha! It all makes sense now!!!

 

 

You...are the descendant of Snack Gypsies. I knew it!!  X3

Oh? They offer up words of wisdom in exchange for cheesy, greasy deliciousness? owo Ha! It all makes sense now!!!You...are the descendant of Snack Gypsies. I knew it!! X3

Well actually my Mom has stocked her house with Doritos while my Dad has stocked his with Cheez-ItsI only get Cheetos when my Mom buys that variety bag/box of tiny chip bags xDx

Edited August 3, 201510 yr by Rüby

Well actually my Mom has stocked her house with Doritos while my Dad has stocked his with Cheez-ItsI only get Cheetos when my Mom buys that variety bag/box of tiny chip bags xDx

 

Mmmm......Doritos in one Kingdom, Cheetos in the other-

 

Seems only fitting that you grow up, pursue a successful carrier, and construct a palace of Lays.

Mmmm......Doritos in one Kingdom, Cheetos in the other- Seems only fitting that you grow up, pursue a successful carrier, and construct a palace of Lays.

Alicia gave me quota xDxMy Mom actually got a bag of cheddar and a bag of sour cream & onion Lays a few weeks ago! :OThey were amazing!Also I'm loving this smalltalk we're making over food while waiting for a bot, it's like we're on a lunch break

LOL, Ikr?? We went from bots, to quota conditions, to food in like a millisecond.

 

And, no kidding! O.O Actually, sour cream and onion is pretty good.....especially bbq. When I was young, I used to crumble up Lays bbq chips unto my baloney sandwiches, and eat them just like that. Bizarre texture, but delish! ^^

 

Alicia is working for the Secret Quota Society?? O-o

LOL, Ikr?? We went from bots, to quota conditions, to food in like a millisecond.  And, no kidding! O.O Actually, sour cream and onion is pretty good.....especially bbq. When I was young, I used to crumble up Lays bbq chips unto my baloney sandwiches, and eat them just like that. Bizarre texture, but delish! ^^ Alicia is working for the Secret Quota Society?? O-o

That's just smalltalk between co-workers in this Bot Research businessHow could I forget about BBQ I loved those in elementary school! @-@Alicia WAS working for Wal Mart until recently, so it's entirely plausible o:Also ME AND SNOW ARE FINDING POTENTIAL BOTS AND CONTACTING THEM

Since my favorite color is purple I asked a bot if his was toono response yet