She lives under my bed, and steals my boxers. I cannot go down their, unless i am giving her Ramen. She has a Widescreen with an XBOX down their. And i am not 100% sure, but i believe i am going to get raped tonight.

 

I do not know what to think of this.

 

Me: Hey Jenny(3:13pm)

jenyflo5483: hellooo.(3:14pm)

Me: I have a minor question(3:14pm)

Me: Do you live under my bed still?(3:14pm)

jenyflo5483: yup : D(3:14pm)

jenyflo5483: it's still pretty comfy down here(3:14pm)

jenyflo5483: kinda stuffy though lol.(3:14pm)

Me: oh(3:14pm)

Me: well i checked my Drawer, and notice some of my Underwear is missing(3:15pm)

Me: are you stealing my underwear T_T(3:15pm)

jenyflo5483: yes(3:15pm)

jenyflo5483: i can't help myself...(3:15pm)

Me: O_O(3:15pm)

Me: *locks Drawers*(3:15pm)

jenyflo5483: good thing you like bozers(3:15pm)

jenyflo5483: boxers*(3:15pm)

jenyflo5483: NOO D:(3:16pm)

Me: I'm going down their(3:16pm)

Me: *Crawls under bed and looks for Boxers*(3:16pm)

Me: Holy-(3:16pm)

jenyflo5483: yayyy<3333(3:16pm)

Me: you have a Widescreen down here?!(3:17pm)

jenyflo5483: very cotton-y.(3:17pm)

jenyflo5483: well duh. how else do you expect me to get entertained besides having your boxers |:(3:17pm)

Me: Hmph(3:18pm)

Me: whats next(3:18pm)

jenyflo5483: err(3:18pm)

jenyflo5483: i failed to mention i also brought my xbox down here...(3:18pm)

Me: ...(3:19pm)

Me: XBOX?!(3:19pm)

Me: *turns it on*(3:19pm)

Me: if this thing has Left 4 dead in it(3:19pm)

Me: i officially love you.(3:19pm)

jenyflo5483: LEFT 4 DEAD HELL YES(3:19pm)

jenyflo5483: lulz i love that ga,e(3:19pm)

jenyflo5483: game*(3:20pm)

Me: I LOVE YOU(3:20pm)

Me: *hugs jenny*(3:20pm)

jenyflo5483: (3:20pm)

jenyflo5483: /hugs back <3(3:20pm)

Me: I can now officially get used to you living under my bed(3:20pm)

jenyflo5483: yay : D now get back in the kitchen where you belong. |:<(3:21pm)

Me: I can't stay down here?! D:(3:21pm)

jenyflo5483: LOL(3:21pm)

jenyflo5483: of course(3:21pm)

jenyflo5483: but i want ramen noodles(3:22pm)

Me: OH(3:22pm)

Me: *puts on chef hat*(3:22pm)

Me: i r cheffeh(3:22pm)

jenyflo5483: LMFAOOO.(3:22pm)

jenyflo5483: i like chicken flavored ramen <3(3:22pm)

Me: OK(3:22pm)

Me: *crawls out of bed and runs into Kitchen*(3:23pm)

jenyflo5483: lol <3(3:23pm)

Me: *half an hour later*(3:24pm)

Me: *comes back with 2 ramens*(3:24pm)

Me: here is your cihcken ramen(3:24pm)

Me: and i made one for me to feed mahself(3:24pm)

Me: Cause i liek Pickle Flavored Ramen bettah(3:24pm)

jenyflo5483: (3:25pm)

jenyflo5483: pickle flavored o_o?(3:25pm)

jenyflo5483: never heard of it(3:25pm)

Me: Uh(3:25pm)

jenyflo5483: but sounds rather...appetizing (3:25pm)

Me: its a little thing i made up(3:25pm)

Me: since i love sour food(3:25pm)

Me: Just shoves pickle slices in a ramen(3:25pm)

jenyflo5483: LOOOL(3:25pm)

Me: *Jumps on top of bed*(3:26pm)

Me: And another question.(3:26pm)

Me: Do you...(3:26pm)

Me: rape me at night? O_O(3:26pm)

Me: When im asleep?(3:26pm)

jenyflo5483: well that sounds even more appetizing (3:26pm)

Me: Please don't(3:27pm)

Me: If you don't(3:27pm)

Me: *unlocks Drawer*(3:27pm)

Me: you can do whatever the hell ya want in my room(3:27pm)

Me: ok?(3:31pm)

Me: Jen(3:34pm)

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She never replied D:

 

Discuss.

I live in... oh yeah- I dun have a home >;c

Adoption anyone? 8D

RoxSox, can we get a naked snake?

-sigh-

So long as he doesnt ruin the furniture.

KaiSo, I'll pay you 1 million for your closet. I don't have money, but I can pay you in fish tacos 8D

 

and Jeny, if no one is living in your attic, I will be pleased to move in.

 

Stalkin time

 

i have no attic D: the space under my pillow is free though haha <3

Okay, that space is taken

 

 

I must warn you that I snore and I turn into Bruce Lee and kick and punch when I sleep. Also, when there is a full moon, I'd advise you to lock me in the basement.

 

Thanks

 

How much is rent?

Okay, that space is taken

 

 

I must warn you that I snore and I turn into Bruce Lee and kick and punch when I sleep. Also, when there is a full moon, I'd advise you to lock me in the basement.

 

Thanks

 

How much is rent?

 

err.

 

you know what, now that i think about it there's a free space in my jeans drawer...

-heartbreak- Dawwwwwww

 

Alright, I'll take it. Rent?

 

 

btw, if anybody wants to move into my closet, ignore the things that feel like bones. Because they aren't bones lies

rent is your soul.

Awwwww snap. I need my soul D8

 

Is there anything else I can give in place of it?

Awwwww snap. I need my soul D8

 

Is there anything else I can give in place of it?

 

 

Your not going under my bed.

Awwwww snap. I need my soul D8

 

Is there anything else I can give in place of it?

 

no.

I FEEL SO BETRAYEEEEEEED.

Only Jenyflo and Hinako are allowed under mah bed.

 

Back off Fags >83

-Whilst you were in the midst of newb rage over whom is allowed beneath your bed, Roxii hid there wedged between Paolettes thong strap and camel toe, and is thus undetectable.-

-Whilst you were in the midst of newb rage over whom is allowed beneath your bed, Roxii hid there wedged between Paolettes thong strap and camel toe, and is thus undetectable.-

 

 

You bastard. D8<

I FEEL SO BETRAYEEEEEEED.

 

SO DID YOUR DAD WHEN I DID YOUR MOM.

-Whilst you were in the midst of newb rage over whom is allowed beneath your bed, Roxii hid there wedged between Paolettes thong strap and camel toe, and is thus undetectable.-

 

what is this, i don't even? D8

It was the only way, I'm afraid.