And that's how I gave birth to octuplets.

Very fascinating story. Oh wait, I WAS THERE WHEN THAT HAPPENED 8D

Made me cry *wipes tear away*

You're one of the fathers to my child.

wujlieYG47s

 

 

You iz Octomom JR.

Oh, dude. Remember that one time I met Robert Pattinson and lost my virginity? Good times.

Oh, dude. Remember that one time I met Robert Pattinson and lost my virginity? Good times.

 

Yes yes I remember this.

Remember when Ivan became a man?

I am not responsible for this am I?

If I am... it's just one or two of em' right?

Wait.....we don't know who the dad is?

 

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

I am not responsible for this am I?

If I am... it's just one or two of em' right?

 

No ._. You're not one of my baby daddys

 

Wait.....we don't know who the dad is?

 

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

 

I know the fathers D8<

You must forget that I raped you in your sleep without protection...

 

Oh, dude. Remember that one time I met Robert Pattinson and lost my virginity? Good times.

 

Yes yes I remember this.

Remember when Ivan became a man?

 

That surgery hurt! Though it was worth it, I got all 999999999 mini-Ivan's now ;D

 

For everyone else's information, these are the fathers:

Coded

Jenny

Ivan

Cricket

Kaiso

Emmeh

Venny

and sxc Cella.

 

My baby is a shemale~

Oh, dude. Remember that one time I met Robert Pattinson and lost my virginity? Good times.

 

You lost your virginity to a fairy.

 

 

 

 

Oh, dude. Remember that one time I met Robert Pattinson and lost my virginity? Good times.

 

Yes yes I remember this.

Remember when Ivan became a man?

 

That surgery hurt! Though it was worth it, I got all 999999999 mini-Ivan's now ;D

 

For everyone else's information, these are the fathers:

Coded

Jenny

Ivan

Cricket

Kaiso

Emmeh

Venny

and sxc Cella.

 

My baby is a shemale~

 

I approve this

It seems that we have a confrontation about this..

 

I have the paternity test results right here, we'll read them RIGHT AFTER THESE WORDS FROM OUR SPONSOR.

 

Oh how we all love it.

 

The results of the test are.......lolidk.

That surgery hurt! Though it was worth it, I got all 999999999 mini-Ivan's now ;D

 

For everyone else's information, these are the fathers:

Coded

Jenny

Ivan

Cricket

Kaiso

Emmeh

Venny

and sxc Cella.

 

My baby is a shemale~

 

OH GODAMMIT. I KNEW THAT EIGHTSOME WAS TROUBLE.

 

That surgery hurt! Though it was worth it, I got all 999999999 mini-Ivan's now ;D

 

For everyone else's information, these are the fathers:

Coded

Jenny

Ivan

Cricket

Kaiso

Emmeh

Venny

and sxc Cella.

 

My baby is a shemale~

 

OH GODAMMIT. I KNEW THAT EIGHTSOME WAS TROUBLE.

 

You know you liked it ;D

Eightsome? God damn, you people need to be spayed/neutered. loljkmaybeidkicouldbelying.

 

 

What are the kids names?

I just couldn't help myself when you seven sexy women showed up in my room, what was I supposed to doooo? D8

If I was in a room full of 7 sexay wimminz, I would have my chastity pants on >(

 

Now 8 kids have 9 mums, how much sense does that make? This whole thing confuses me.

Eightsome? God damn, you people need to be spayed/neutered. loljkmaybeidkicouldbelying.

 

 

What are the kids names?

 

Thing1

Thing2

Thing3

Thing4

Thing5

Carl

Thing7

Thing8

 

We were too lazy to come up with special names~

My favorite is Carl (:

I personally would have named them:

 

Fred

Fredwardo

Frederick

Frediford

Alejandro

Freddo

FredFred

and Freddy

 

 

But that's just my opinion.

I wanna name one Jack...