As of March, this thing is no longer, well, a thing. Go to this version instead.

http://mspfanventures.com/?s=14841   )

 

 

It's September, but do you think I care?

 

Welcome to a spooookyyy Choose Your Own Adventure - early for Halloween! A KH13 game.

 

Your job here is to come up with the wackiest directions and choices for the adventure. As long as it's PG-13, let it go in any direction you wish! Let's get started!

 

(Listen to this for added effect.)

 

 

 

 

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Hello, and welcome to the Ghost Hunt CYOA story!

Today, you find yourself in the non-existent shoes of Mr. Sir Mayohopper, an expert ghost hunter! 

 

 

 

For 25 years, he has been hunting down ghosts all across the world. He likes to use them as light sources and energy for his evil laboratory project in Sweden. But, that's not important now. He has a passion for catching poltergeists in particular since they are the most fun. But, he won't get the choice to catch one of those tonight. At least he doesn't think so. Right now, he is in Ireland to chase down the ghosts in a haunted house - Ghosts that stole his beloved Z-Coil shoes for jumping up high places and catching butterflies.

 

Now, he must find the ghosts!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He stands on a foggy sidewalk with a lantern in his hand as he looks onward at the house were the ghosts have supposedly taken refuge. Of course, it's a dark and stormy night, because spookiness. Lightning clouds hang over the fragile old piece of property as thunder cracks from the sky. Yes. That has to be the place! It's so spooky!

 

But, wait! That house looks to be pretty far away, and his scrawny little stick legs won't be able to carry him that far without wasting time. He does NOT want to miss the new episode of "Two Blokes and A Goat". All he has is his lantern, tie, and a half-melted Kinder Surprise Egg in his pocket.

 

What should Mr. Sir Mayohopper do?

Edited July 3, 20169 yr by Hargleblargleboo

Due to their love of frogs, and hearing it's cries for help, a Neko Army started going after MayoHopper.

 

Hunders of cats.

 

and behind them all.

A Neko girl.

"SAVE THE FROG FROM THIS RUNNING THING." She yelled.

 

But would the cats save the frog, or would they get distracted by Dopple Hoppers smell, and chase him down?

Due to their love of frogs, and hearing it's cries for help, a Neko Army started going after MayoHopper.Hunders of cats.and behind them all.A Neko girl."SAVE THE FROG FROM THIS RUNNING THING." She yelled.But would the cats save the frog, or would they get distracted by Dopple Hoppers smell, and chase him down?

(Psst. Hey. You forgot respond to the pink ghost's (Tocsin) side of the adventure. Unless you didn't want to, that is, and wanted someone else to respond to it.)

(I was gonna let someone else have some fun with it.

Plus I love MayoHopper.)

(I was gonna let someone else have some fun with it.Plus I love MayoHopper.)

(Oh. Alrighty then.

HEY GUYS. TOCSIN'S SIDE IS OPEN FOR ALL! TAKE THE CHANCE!)

Edited October 10, 201510 yr by Hargleblargleboo

Then, there was a man at the end of the hallway.

 

 

(Click spoiler tab to reveal name.)

 

 

 

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Am4oKAmc2To

 

(SOOOOOO Sorry for the wait, guys! The update will be up sometime tonight. Too many things have been happening and has been giving me a bad time. So, yeah! This stupid spooky tale ain't dead!)

(SOOOOOO Sorry for the wait, guys! The update will be up sometime tonight. Too many things have been happening and has been giving me a bad time. So, yeah! This stupid spooky tale ain't dead!)

kidslikeyou.avi

Due to their love of frogs, and hearing it's cries for help, a Neko Army started going after MayoHopper.

 

Hunders of cats.

 

and behind them all.

A Neko girl.

"SAVE THE FROG FROM THIS RUNNING THING." She yelled.

 

But would the cats save the frog, or would they get distracted by Dopple Hoppers smell, and chase him down?

 

Then, there was a man at the end of the hallway.

 

 

(Click spoiler tab to reveal name.)

 

 

 

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Am4oKAmc2To

 

 

 

In the near distance, Mayohopper was distracted by the ugly sounds of... meowing? He turns around to see what could be disturbing him, and is horrified to see...

 

 

 

 

Cats!

Hundreds of ultra-super-duper kawaii nekos!

They were all lead by a green-haired girl with a grey sweater and cat ears! A real-life neko! Now, this was something very new to the ghost hunter! Where did she come from, and why was there suddenly a sickly moe japanese neko song playing in the temple???

 

 

 

 

"Save that frog from this running thing! Nya!~", she exclaimed to her neko army.

 

 

 

CRAP. This wasn't good! They were coming straight for the shoeless ghost hunter!

 

 

The obnoxiously kawaii neko army swarmed Mayohopper! There was no hope of survival.

 

 

The worst part was that one of the cats got a hold of the frog and was bringing it back to their neko leader and to 'safety'. However, what the frog really wanted at this moment in time was to curl up in a little ball and fester; far away from these morons. That, and the Doppel-Hopper was nowhere in sight.

 

 

Oh, woe is him!! How will Mayohopper get the frog, AND his shoes back?? He'll have to find out a why to escape the cats and avoid adorable suffocation.

 

 

 

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Tocsin just stared at the jar for a bit, nervously thinking of what he should do with it. Should he throw it out, see if it's flammable, or consume it? So many options... He made an odd gurgle mixed with a hissy exhale to see if it could speak in his tongue.

It didn't work.

He hates this thing so much.

It reminded him of when Mayohopper made him upchuck on the floor of the party house.

 

 

 

 

Hmm? What the hell? What is that odd scent?  It's almost like a glow... It was coming from the hallway. Tocsin puts the jar down and looks for the source of the stench. He hoped that there wasn't another human spying on him...

 

 

 

What he came across was an odd golden statue of some beefy man, almost like a wrestler. That's a bit disappointing.

Because of it's outer glow, a potted plant right next to it had begun to wither, even though it looked very fresh. 

 

 

 

This ghost hunter has some weird interests... 

 

 

 

Just to make sure that it was really a statue, Tocsin gave it a bit of a taste since his eyes aren't the best.

 

 

 

Suffice it to say, it wasn't alive and therefore didn't taste so good... Just like the pink ghost himself.

 

 

 

 

So, he went back to his jar, and tried to ignore the golden statute and dying plant. He popped off the lid and scooped up some of the pickled gunk with his finger. Surprisingly, it stuck to him. Odd. He observed it a bit more, even smelling it a bit... 

 

 

 

What does the gunk smell like and how should he handle it?

 

In the near distance, Mayohopper was distracted by the ugly sounds of... meowing? He turns around to see what could be disturbing him, and is horrified to see...

 

 

 

 

Cats!

Hundreds of ultra-super-duper kawaii nekos!

They were all lead by a green-haired girl with a grey sweater and cat ears! A real-life neko! Now, this was something very new to the ghost hunter! Where did she come from, and why was there suddenly a sickly moe japanese neko song playing in the temple???

 

 

 

 

"Save that frog from this running thing! Nya!~", she exclaimed to her neko army.

 

 

 

CRAP. This wasn't good! They were coming straight for the shoeless ghost hunter!

 

 

The obnoxiously kawaii neko army swarmed Mayohopper! There was no hope of survival.

 

 

The worst part was that one of the cats got a hold of the frog and was bringing it back to their neko leader and to 'safety'. However, what the frog really wanted at this moment in time was to curl up in a little ball and fester; far away from these morons. That, and the Doppel-Hopper was nowhere in sight.

 

 

Oh, woe is him!! How will Mayohopper get the frog, AND his shoes back?? He'll have to find out a why to escape the cats and avoid adorable suffocation.

 

 

 

______________________________________________________________________________

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tocsin just stared at the jar for a bit, nervously thinking of what he should do with it. Should he throw it out, see if it's flammable, or consume it? So many options... He made an odd gurgle mixed with a hissy exhale to see if it could speak in his tongue.

It didn't work.

He hates this thing so much.

It reminded him of when Mayohopper made him upchuck on the floor of the party house.

 

 

 

 

Hmm? What the hell? What is that odd scent?  It's almost like a glow... It was coming from the hallway. Tocsin puts the jar down and looks for the source of the stench. He hoped that there wasn't another human spying on him...

 

 

 

What he came across was an odd golden statue of some beefy man, almost like a wrestler. That's a bit disappointing.

Because of it's outer glow, a potted plant right next to it had begun to wither, even though it looked very fresh. 

 

 

 

This ghost hunter has some weird interests... 

 

 

 

Just to make sure that it was really a statue, Tocsin gave it a bit of a taste since his eyes aren't the best.

 

 

 

Suffice it to say, it wasn't alive and therefore didn't taste so good... Just like the pink ghost himself.

 

 

 

 

So, he went back to his jar, and tried to ignore the golden statute and dying plant. He popped off the lid and scooped up some of the pickled gunk with his finger. Surprisingly, it stuck to him. Odd. He observed it a bit more, even smelling it a bit... 

 

 

 

What does the gunk smell like and how should he handle it?

The jar smells like and feels like an odd powerful energy, something powerful and full of courage, it smelled like some sort of lemonade concentrate thst was frozen in an old sock. Only now did the arrow with the words "Jar of Determination" written in bright neon letters pointed where the jar was. There was a needle sat next to it, full, labeled "for use on flower". Out of morbid curiocity, Tocsin injects the plan5, and then himself... He awakens to now be floating upside down with mild chest pains and the flower.... staring at him...

Meanwhile with Mayohopper...

 

After being bombarded with cats, Mayohopper had lost the will to go on, and was losing consciousness... but, there's a shining object in the shadows! And... an... eye? The eye is glowing red, and the figure who it belongs to steps forward, brandishing a knife. A "real knife". The figure steps into the light, and it's a little girl with blood red glowing eyes, and a stiped shirt on! She seems to have a screw lose as her head twitches while she slowly and methodically walks towards the cats, hatred and malice in her eyes.

 

The cats, having seen what this girl is capable of prior to their meeting here, know exactly who this girl is. Suddenly, a larger frog hops out of some bushes nearby, a "Final Frog". With a bellow, the Final Frog sends Mayohopper, AND the girl into a pit, leading to a strange place...

 

Mayohopper's fall is softened by his butt, whereas the girl has landed on a bed of yellow flowers. Wait... isn't that the ghost Mayohopper taught how to rap?

The ghost was called....SHIA LABEOUF. 

The ghost was called....SHIA LABEOUF. 

Actual cannibal Shia Lebeouf*

How about we throw in Sephiroth?

How about we throw in Sephiroth?

(Oh gosh. I don't know about that guy. lol. That depends. 

Anyways, guys, sorry about the delay. I'm a college student now, so, bleh. But here's a stupid recap (?) of the stupid stuff that happened, I guess.

  )

Edited November 13, 20159 yr by Hargleblargleboo

(Oh gosh. I don't know about that guy. lol. That depends. Anyways, guys, sorry about the delay. I'm a college student now, so, bleh. But here's a stupid recap (?) of the stupid stuff that happened, I guess.

  )

Okay.Just take Donald trump and put him in there or somthing

 

Why does everything in this place have to taste and smell so incredibly foul?...

Hmm?

 

Wait a minute. What' s this on the jar? It's saying to use it on the flower, too... And right next to another smaller statue of a smelly politician on the table is a conveniently placed syringe...

 

 

 

What was this ghost hunter trying to do?... Let us see, shall we?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Curious about what power this stuff might hold, Tocsin pricked his ghostly form with the syringe to see if it could go through him.

 

 

 

It did.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Everything is dark. Tocsin seems to feel... something...

 

 

 

He wakes up! And in front of him...is...

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I'm FLOWEY! FLOWEY the FLOWER!

 

 

 

 

 

What is this thing? Why is it talking now?? Did take Tocsin out of the ghost hunter's home? Tocsin didn't want that at all!

 

 

 

The ghost felt something inside. Something he hadn't felt in a long time. He stared at the flower with pure, unrivaled...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MEANWHILE, IN THE WATER TEMPLE...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The vicious claws of the many kawaii kittens made the ghost hunter weep again. He is just hating his day.

 

 

 

 

Oh, dear. What now?? What's that in the darkness?

The person with a real knife emerges from the shadows, slowly getting towards the cats...

 

 

The kitties seem to know this child and their abilities. They heard about her from some dog a while ago... They are petrified... Until...

 

 

 

 

Out of the bushes jumps out another frog! A weird looking one, too. It was about to do something-

 

 

 

Oh, darn it!

The crowned frog pushed both Mayohopper and the child down a hole in the ground! How many more places does the ghost hunter have to go in order to get his shoes back?!

 

 

 

 

 

What a day to weep.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The child landed on top of some nice, fluffy golden flowers while Mayohopper lands flat on his butt on the hard surface.

Ouch. 

His buttocks are going to be sore for the rest of the day. What is this place? It's all blocky again!

 

 

 

Tocsin turns his head to the violent crash near him. It's the ghost hunter! Finally! A chance to get back at the blockhead! The ghost twitches as he floats over to the ghost hunter, wanting nothing more than to ravage in his pain.

 

 

Mayohopper wasn't ready to die yet...

He just wants his shoes...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What can Mayohopper do to keep himself safe from the ghost's wrath, if he does?

 

 

 

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How does Tocsin retaliate, if he does? And what about the other characters in the room?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Holy crap. I love Undertale.)

Edited November 26, 20159 yr by Hargleblargleboo

*Red Ghost blocks the way.

 

*snicker*

*Red Ghost blocks the way.

 

*snicker*

Edited November 26, 20159 yr by Hargleblargleboo

To be fair, he's a ghost, and is probably transluscent. So with all that going on, he's probably a red ghost, but dbecause he's a ghost appears pink.

 

(I'm just justifying my lack of knowledge of his pinkness)

 

Let's just say, he's a dark pink ghost, who's arms appear red, therefore I associated him with red.

 

Tocsin is already tightening my noose, I just know he is.

 

 

Why does everything in this place have to taste and smell so incredibly foul?...

Hmm?

 

Wait a minute. What' s this on the jar? It's saying to use it on the flower, too... And right next to another smaller statue of a smelly politician on the table is a conveniently placed syringe...

 

 

 

What was this ghost hunter trying to do?... Let us see, shall we?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Curious about what power this stuff might hold, Tocsin pricked his ghostly form with the syringe to see if it could go through him.

 

 

 

It did.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Everything is dark. Tocsin seems to feel... something...

 

 

 

He wakes up! And in front of him...is...

 

 

 

 

 

 

"I'm FLOWEY! FLOWEY the FLOWER!

 

 

 

 

 

What is this thing? Why is it talking now?? Did take Tocsin out of the ghost hunter's home? Tocsin didn't want that at all!

 

 

 

The ghost felt something inside. Something he hadn't felt in a long time. He stared at the flower with pure, unrivaled...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MEANWHILE, IN THE WATER TEMPLE...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The vicious claws of the many kawaii kittens made the ghost hunter weep again. He is just hating his day.

 

 

 

 

Oh, dear. What now?? What's that in the darkness?

The person with a real knife emerges from the shadows, slowly getting towards the cats...

 

 

The kitties seem to know this child and their abilities. They heard about her from some dog a while ago... They are petrified... Until...

 

 

 

 

Out of the bushes jumps out another frog! A weird looking one, too. It was about to do something-

 

 

 

Oh, darn it!

The crowned frog pushed both Mayohopper and the child down a hole in the ground! How many more places does the ghost hunter have to go in order to get his shoes back?!

 

 

 

 

 

What a day to weep.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The child landed on top of some nice, fluffy golden flowers while Mayohopper lands flat on his butt on the hard surface.

Ouch. 

His buttocks are going to be sore for the rest of the day. What is this place? It's all blocky again!

 

 

 

Tocsin turns his head to the violent crash near him. It's the ghost hunter! Finally! A chance to get back at the blockhead! The ghost twitches as he floats over to the ghost hunter, wanting nothing more than to ravage in his pain.

 

 

Mayohopper wasn't ready to die yet...

He just wants his shoes...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What can Mayohopper do to keep himself safe from the ghost's wrath, if he does?

 

 

 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 

 

How does Tocsin retaliate, if he does? And what about the other characters in the room?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Holy crap. I love Undertale.)

 

 *ACT

 

Tell StoryAAAAAAAAAAAsk if he knows what a "Dapper Blook" is

 

Call for Help

To be fair, he's a ghost, and is probably transluscent. So with all that going on, he's probably a red ghost, but dbecause he's a ghost appears pink.

 

(I'm just justifying my lack of knowledge of his pinkness)

 

Let's just say, he's a dark pink ghost, who's arms appear red, therefore I associated him with red.

 

Tocsin is already tightening my noose, I just know he is.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 *ACT

 

Tell StoryAAAAAAAAAAAsk if he knows what a "Dapper Blook" is

 

Call for Help

 

(Placeholder song for Tocsin encounter music. Music by Toby Fox.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

How does Tocsin attack the ghost hunter?

Edited November 26, 20159 yr by Hargleblargleboo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Placeholder song for Tocsin encounter music. Music by Toby Fox.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

How does Tocsin attack the ghost hunter?

 

(Blame someone on Imgur reminding me about the D&D story for this one.)

 

Toscin goes to slap Mayohopper into the convenient pit to his left, however, he accidentally hit the act button on a random roll for how much attention he was paying, and ended up just lightly caressing Mayohopper on the back. A few more poor rolls and this could end badly... or well, depending on your point of view.

(BTW sorry for hijacking your comic and turning it into a cross-over AU of Undertale basically )

(Blame someone on Imgur reminding me about the D&D story for this one.)

 

Toscin goes to slap Mayohopper into the convenient pit to his left, however, he accidentally hit the act button on a random roll for how much attention he was paying, and ended up just lightly caressing Mayohopper on the back. A few more poor rolls and this could end badly... or well, depending on your point of view.

(BTW sorry for hijacking your comic and turning it into a cross-over AU of Undertale basically )

(It's okay. It's all just silly fun!)

(It's okay. It's all just silly fun!)

(I know And I love it.

 

Now if only I had an good artistic bone in my body and could think of an original AU, then all problems solved)

(Blame someone on Imgur reminding me about the D&D story for this one.)

 

Toscin goes to slap Mayohopper into the convenient pit to his left, however, he accidentally hit the act button on a random roll for how much attention he was paying, and ended up just lightly caressing Mayohopper on the back. A few more poor rolls and this could end badly... or well, depending on your point of view.

(BTW sorry for hijacking your comic and turning it into a cross-over AU of Undertale basically )

 

 

 

Oh, darn it all!

This is super awkward!

Mayhopper is frozen fear while Tocsin just retraces in his mistakes in his afterlife. 

 

 

 

Well, this is quite silly! But, wait! The person Mayohopper called for has arrived!

Who could it possibly be?

Edited November 30, 20159 yr by Hargleblargleboo