Pretty straightforward game right here: Fill in the blank, and think of a phrase that represents the world’s worst example of whatever you put in. And then suggest an example for the next person. Here are some examples of my own:

 

“Next Door Neighbor”

 

‘Hey, just bought a new stereo. Hope you like Katy Perry.’

 

“Doctor’s Visit”

 

‘Fair warning, this needle is, like, seven inches.’

 

“Thing To Say/Do At A Funeral”

 

‘May I see the body? I’d like to squeeze her tits one last time.’

 

Now you try.

Edited November 9, 20159 yr by Firaga Sensei

"School"

 

"Oh you remembered your knife? Good, practice shanking that weedy boy next to year. No, go for the heart you pillock!"

"Guy who played KH"

 

....I got nothing so....DSP.

 

"Janitor"

 

"Hey, you clean it up! I just want my paycheck"

"Vocabulary"

 

"They banned the use of swear words like [insert Swear Words Here], and that's like HALF of my vocabulary!"(Not me though. This is just an example of what one would say.)

 

"Way to live"

 

"Drinking Beer make you FEEL goooood. Dude, what happened to the Ooocean? It's fiiiilled with beer."

(Again, not me.)

 

Here's an example for someone to try:

 

"Mayor"

 

 

Rock on!

"From now on... everybody in the south part of town is named Tim!"

 

"Ideas For Hollywood Movies"

"From now on... everybody in the south part of town is named Tim!"

 

"Ideas For Hollywood Movies"

"I can't decide if I should go see Black Friday Panic or Tech Support Call Center: The Movie..."

 

 

"Books to read in a public space"

"Serial killing for dummies"

 

 

 

"Names for new hipster bars"

"Hey man, we're gonna head out to the Rustic Dishrag, you wanna come?"

 

"Song Used To Serenade Your Significant Other"

 

EDIT: Might as well answer my own suggestion since this is dead. lol

 

♪ Youuuuu're theeeeee best I can get ♪

Edited January 15, 20169 yr by Firaga Sensei