This 5.8 trailer was garbage, like really SQUARE, 2.8? 3.14? 69?  I'm fine?  

 

 

SQUARE SHOULD BE CALLED CIRCLE, BECAUSE WE R GOING IN A CIRCLE. LAUGH GOIS

 

 

What is this?

 

 

WHO is this person? I've played every game in this series, KH1 and KH2, who is this? AND WHERE DAFUQ IS HER ARMPIT HAIR. I want to be able to see her smelly armpit hairs.

 

OH and where is KH3? Kh2.8, kh2.9? Why? Why? Why is there a unicorn in this game? Why is there a black man trying to dab?

 

 

 

 

And where is the release date? Instead we get a bunch OF WEEABOOS DRESSED AS ANIMALS

 

I WAS PROMISED 4 trailers, I expected a 50 hour long KH5 gameplay trailer attached to this trailer with a release date for KH3 and a collector's edition with a talking duck dressed in a donald duck costume. 

 

 

And what did NOMURA DO TO RIKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU? I HATE SQUARE ENIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

 

 

 

I WANTED 60 MILLION TRAILERS BUT INSTEAD I GOT A UNICORN MAN (WITH A REALLY GOOD JAWLINE). I HATE KINGDOM HEARTS I WANTED A RELEASE DATE EREWPOITWJR3IOEAJ MQPR;4LA JDOIQL42EU0W94PI32U904UP222222222JIEOOWLD3U3U8EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOWQJKLNJWQ0U3290000000000000000000U109P2

 

The worst part about this is this exact post is what the majority of the KH community is now

 

The beauty that is satire.

The worst part about this is this exact post is what the majority of the KH community is now

That's what I was going for

Edited June 9, 20169 yr by Shinobi Palace

7.5/10; too much words -Pachign