>be Stormtropper

>shoots ball

>miss every shot

>keep practicing

>still be stormtropper

>still shoots ball

>still miss every shot

>now im sad

>join empire

>become stormtropper

>fight with guns

>still miss every shot

>sad again

>dark lord approaches me

>scolds me

>uses the force on me

>chokes me

>let's me live

>gives me another chance

>im hurt

>sad again

>i must impress the dark lord

>goes back onto battlefield

>shoots

>finally hit enemy

>enemy dies

>dark lord happy

>promotion

>stormtropper of the month

>stormtropper of the year

>stormtropper of the century

>stormtropper of the millennium

>rebel scum

Sounds about right. Where can I sign up

I wanna be Stormtropper

Will I be paid to do this? Sounds great if so! I've always wanted to be a Stormtropper!

*emprie

*dank lord

*shots

*shoot