Liraxus 4 Posted September 14, 2010 [align=center]Yes, finally after months of work, i finally decide to work on the epic next chapter of Demyx's diary. Without further ado, part 00! Demyx woke up, tied to a chair , on the edge of Axel's window. "H-hey guys, what the heck is this?!" Zexion was holding Demyx's Diary, just closing it. "Stupid Emo, eh, Demyx?" Zexion passed it to Xaldin. "STUPID DOO-DOO HEAD?! WHY YOU LITTL-" Saix threw his hand in Xaldins way. "Demyx, your writings in your Journal are unnaceptable, these are for your missions, not for insults." "Ya? I know your more mature than to plan this." "Actually, Xaldin planned thi-" "YES! THROW HIM OFF THE CASTLE AND HAVE HIS GUTS SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE CASTLE! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHAAAAAAHAHAHAHA" Saix and Zexion stared at Xaldin silently, Luxord came in. "I have a better idea then spearhead here." "YOU SON OF A BI-" "Continue", said Saix. "What if Demyx were to get each of you a gift, an object that would show his affectionative heart?" "...Fine, he has a month to get all of Organization 13 a present.", Saix muttered. "Now go.", Zexion said, pushing Demyx off the window and into a vortex. "Luxord, go with him.", Saix said sternly. "W-why the bloody hell must i??" "You really expect him to get the presents? Well, that AND someone has to untie him." "Yes, sir", Luxord muttered. He opened a Vortex and left, suddenly, Axel opened his door and Roxas was with him. "...Are you all here for the SEXY PARTY??" End of Part 00.[/align] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EpiXauce 19 Posted September 14, 2010 LOL, I love this. WRITE MOARZ. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liraxus 4 Posted October 22, 2010 [align=center]OHSHI- Part 01-Castle Oblivion A Vortex appeared on top of...er...next to a giant fridge...thing...wow, Disney sure did f*ck up Castle Oblivion. As i was saying, Demyx fell out of the vortex, landing on the ground with a well placed Faceplant. "Ow..", the nocturne mumbled. Luxord appeared and untied Demyx, he got up and looked around. "Uh...what was this place again?", he wondered. "Castle Oblivion", the gambler said. "Castle Olivia?" "Castle OBLIVION", Luxord said annoyed. "The Keyblade?", Demyx said stupidly. Luxord facepalmed and looked at the shops. "Well, fancy place to get mugged.", he said. "Well...i see a clothes store over their, Larxene always did say Xaldin needed a hat." "Perfect! Lets head in.", Luxord said, heading for the store. The two headed for the store, looking up, they read the giant billboard. "Kohl's?", Demyx said. "All the best stores have stupid names...Wal-mart, Giant Eagle, bloody mortals have no creativity.", Luxord proclaimed. They entered the store to see a wonderland of goodies, both of them in awe. Demyx spotted a nice hat, picking it up and showing it. "I like it, but it needs a feather.", Demyx said. The 2 stared at eachother and said one thing. "SEPHIROTH!"[/align] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kinode 3,056 Posted October 23, 2010 LOL!!! Sephiroth. I cant wait till they get their ASSES kicked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liraxus 4 Posted October 26, 2010 Uh...quick part... [align=center]"Hey, Luxord, when you said to get an item for my "affectionative heart", well...i don't have one, right?", Demyx stated. "Aah, the Brain, it completely blocked out that when Hellfire and Kinode read this, even those 3 idiots fell for it.", Luxord answered. "Dude, you need to be No.1, i am dead serious." Demyx and Luxord finally made it to the Grand Maw...the Great Fall! Uh...wait Great Raw! !!! GREAT MAW DOO DEE DOO BLEH[/align] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liraxus 4 Posted December 17, 2010 Oh yes, [align=center]The 2 men looked into a chasm, and saw a guy with a big, black, wing. "Any ideas?", Demyx said, glaring. "He knows were here, RIGHT?", Luxord yelled "Oh yes, every bad guy has super hearing, for some reason.", Sephy said. "Well, as you know, we need a feather for this hat." Luxord showed a round case with the hat in it. "How did we even afford this thing?", Demyx questioned. "...bring me Cloud, then we will talk feather.", Sephy said. "And now for a brief cu-"[/align] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Liraxus 4 Posted January 12, 2011 [align=center]And thus the tw- holy crap, i can type freely, HAHAHA! I WILL EDIT THIS SC- THE 2 NOBODIES WENT TO FIND CLOUD! "Uh...Luxord." "Hmm?" "Why are we even doing all of this for a purple FEATHER, i know its a good idea to have one, but..., why do we have to do all of this?" "Bloody Liraxus clearly wanted to make this..." "Ok, enough breaking the 4th wall, PLEASE" The 2 made it to Cloud, but their was "company" with him, the two were peeking from the Giant Fridge window. "T-t-t-thats..." "I thought he was at D-d-d-destiny Islands!" "The two saw a teen with Silver hair talking to cloud..." "Bloody-ACHO!!!" "Any Id-d-d-deas?" "We need D-d-d-d-disguises!" To be continued! "B-b-b-ut we need outta here!"[/align] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
