Paranoia

See, here's the problem:

You don't get a girlfriend. You earn one. Having a significant other is a privilege.

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This is the true struggle of being on this website.

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I don't know how to take this status.

I see wut you did there >w>

Quite

I am digging the FFIV reference in your title. c:

Oh, it'll get worse.

Let's see. I've let a girl paint my nails multiple times. I've let a girl put make up on me multiple times. I've let a girl do my hair multiple times, and my ex even dressed me up. I'm a sucker for girls, I gotta say.

I'm actually incredibly saddened from the recent news about Robin Williams. It just has to be another joke. Please let it be a joke.

Streaming Paper Mario for a bit! twitch.tv/ParanoiaHeart

FishPlaysPokemon...So that's a thing that exists.

Super cutie comin' through.

So I moved into a house with a few friends, and I thought I'd show off my room/nerd den. And here's everything on my shelves I'm glad I'm finally able to show off the things I've collected over the last few years.

Yeah, I got to that part too and felt uncomfortable. .///.

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my everything hurts.

It may not show well, but my face is incredibly sunburned. It hurts to have emotion. Perpetual Resting Bitch Face (or RBF) mode activated.

Hello, welcome to the site! Hope you enjoy it here.

Pretty much anything from The Devil's Carnival.

Don't go Golden on us now. Though I applaud your taste in Olivia Wilde.

-cough-

Sounds metal.