Koko

i like the reoccurring joke that i'm perfect

and then god said, 'let there be canadians!'

and then satan said, 'let there be crocs!'

and then satan said, 'let there be weeaboos'

EVERYBODY LOVES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

the updaTE DAVE BBY

“firetruck you, I’m so raw and openly emotional right now, I’m practically a Radiohead song.”

“Because I have the homo for you.”

CG: I’VE BROKEN ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE CG: I AM ONE WITH THE COLOURS CG: I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN CG: GFEHIDJSA CG: U4RHWEFR8Y48FFBJDBROIRHF CG: NOIREHWFEDNOOOOOOO

CG: I AM AS RIGHT ABOUT THIS AS I WAS ABOUT SERENA’S TRUE IDENTITY BEING PRINCESS SERENITY. CG: HOLY firetruck BALLS I AM A GENIUS. CG: HE WANTS ON YOUR BULGE. CG: I KNEW IT, I firetruckING KNEW IT. CG: AND INSTEAD OF STAYING HOME TO MAKEOUT WITH THE HANDSOME PORNOGRAPHER, YOU’RE OUT WITH firetruckING MARRIED MCGEE. CG: NOT A WISE MOVE, FOOLISH HUMAN. NOT A WISE MOVE AT ALL.

TT: That was an accident. TT: My face fell onto your face. TT: What a clumsy motherfiretrucker I am. TT: It’s not like I like you or anything, b-baka.

CG: LIKE THE OTHER DAY, OH MY GOD, WHEN THEY STARTING firetruckING WHINING BECAUSE SHE WAS PLAYING WITH THE TRUCKS INSTEAD OF READING? CG: SHE’S LIKE THREE SWEEPS OLD, LET HER PLAY WITH THE firetruckING TRUCKS.

TT: And I was like, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

wait firetruck it’s 4. do i want to go to the gym today or do i want to walk my dog and then just stretch a bit

my muffins came out amazing

i got mad because we ran out of soy milk in the middle of me making muffins >:C

everyone ate all the muffins i made yesterday ._. so i'm gonna make more

i made alfredo sauce from scratch!

hey guys, it's not okay to harass people, even if they wronged you in the past.

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