Everything posted by Eterna
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Babe... is that you?
Psh, i'd never take you away from the ladies completely, that would be utterly cruel!!
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the prodigal domo returns
Do not wait, live, but live knowing you are noticed.
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Babe... is that you?
You took the path I set you upon, you finally embraced your destiny. I am so proud. This must be how Derek feels when I do laundry.
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Babe... is that you?
I remember you being much more resistant to my uncalled for sexual advances. I'm not shocked though, I predicted this would occur.
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the prodigal domo returns
For but a moment, only to inevitably leave again with an explosion of glitter!
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Babe... is that you?
Yes it's me, now open yourself and let my internet essence fill you!
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The living room is where my console has to be set up right now. I was playing BBS... then I heard...
I never left! I've just been watching!
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The living room is where my console has to be set up right now. I was playing BBS... then I heard...
You should have thrown them a deal sheet for a new mattress.
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COME BACK I NEED YOU TO TICKLE MY POSTERIOR.
Don't worry Roxsox, I never truly left. I will always be with you, watching over you. Watching your bum more specifically.
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WHERE'S OUR WET T-SHIRT PICS ETERNA
It's been three years. They're dry now.
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When I get a headache I take 2 or 3 asprins and keep away from children. Just like the bottle says.
What I have too......http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznst67AL51qlb8pe.gif
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When I get a headache I take 2 or 3 asprins and keep away from children. Just like the bottle says.
I bought them that damn dog for a reason!
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Eterna's status update
When I get a headache I take 2 or 3 asprins and keep away from children. Just like the bottle says.
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Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back in.
I wasn't ready to brush my teeth!
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Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back in.
It came out too fast, I couldn't force it back in.
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Eterna's status update
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back in.
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AT LEAST I DONT STOOP TO HACKING
There, there, I'm not attracted to your twin suns Kaiso, I love you for you.
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AT LEAST I DONT STOOP TO HACKING
Koko lies, she's only in it for the twin slopes if you catch my drift.
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I MADE TY ON SIMS AND HE firetruckING SEXY AND I GOT KATNISS ON SIMS AND I'M GONNA MAKE THEM GO O...
Make them drown in the pool.
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Eterna's status update
If you win a trophy great. But if you can fit one up butt, you're amazing.
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I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if ...
The ocean is just nasty. DONT BELIEVE WHAT THE TRAVEL BROCHURES SAY
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Eterna's status update
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
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Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Only manly men can take other men.
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Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
HUSBAND IF YOU'RE READING THIS (Because I know you are) I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING