Eterna

Removing technology completely from your life will flat out fail, I'd suggest practicing moderation instead.

You're not Ugly. Just be yourself, one day somebody will love you just for being you. Ignore your peers, as hard as it may be you have to keep in mind that they are arrogant little snots.

My fiancé won't have sex with me. I'm slightly annoyed.

It makes me want to dance.

Why? because there are Gay people in it? I was referring to how awkward the scene was, nothing to do with the Gay people in it. It's also a role playing game, meaning that you get to choose who your character is, if people want gay characters than power too them. It's optional content in that game anyhow.

I'll just leave this here.

I smoke, just not weed.

It sounds like a Goose.

But, I'm totally camera shy.

Totodile. A blue crocodile that can shoot jet propelled water from it's mouth. The choice is obvious.

Sailing is like sex. If you do it wrong, you will get sick... but do it right, and there's no feeling in the world like it.

I suggest screaming into a pillow instead.

Spelling mistakes, and no way to edit, fuuuuu

Hey bro, Ima just gonna go ahead and unpack my things. cuz I'm living her now lolo

I think you have more stalkers than you realize.

Oh god help, I'm lost!

No wai, are those melee weapons???

Dude, use firefox. But seriously. add me as a friend.

I shall always be Eterna.

Saggy

My Banner has dating site ads.

I sort of wish Hell exists just so I could see her down there one day.

Tali is a confirmed Mass effect 3 squad mate. And so is Kaidan, omfg I luv u Kaidan!!!!1

I watch wrestling for different reasons. mhmmmmmmm