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If you could make one doll a real person and get to have sex with it which doll would you pick?

I know all people are showing is this patched version. But ehh it seems people are playing it so it's not too bad I guess.

My opinion is that it's mw2 without the bullshit, which is the game I wanted/payed for. When it comes to the connection I'M usually getting 3-4 bars and I'm usually running on 25% signal strength, so connection should't be an issue, check your connection I guess. When you say it feels like it hasn't been much of an upgrade I say i'm cool with that, if it isn't broken don't fix it. Anyway I AM a COD fanboy so I am a little biased but still, to me, mw3 is an awesome game, well with friends anyway haha.

Okay for anyone who has replied or anyone who thinks that this is "bad" for me to be "threatening" someone read this: Coach: "You know Dave I'm going to beat the shit out of you if you don't pick your grades up. I mean come on how old are you?" Me:"Seventeen coach." Coach:"Oh then once you're eighteen I'll beat you up, cause till then it'll be considered child abuse." See my coach has this running joke about seventeen year olds are still babies. So, at first, I thought I was in trouble and might be kicked off the team cause of grades, but then I realize it was all a joke. THAT'S the kind of thing I'm going for.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpkeAQG6kQw

I'm voting for the koala and the shitty write in candidate cause that seems like a party I could support.

is it bad that I only know this song because of How I Met Your Mother?

Well I'm in a similar situation for tomorrow. Like I need to be up at 4 to get to school for workouts at 6 then class till 9:45 pm then on wednesday I need to wake up at 4 for 6 o'clock workouts again:/

Hmmmm okay thanks

Everyday I listen to PKA(Painkiller Already) and I hang out with my friends, and between the two I get atleast 2 or 3 random questions. So,as you can see, I bring one a day to the random section. So after awhile would that be considered spam or something? Or is that fine?

I forgot too put my own opinion. I'd say funeral because it would just be extremely depressing to be at your wedding and see no one there. But if it's your funeral you won't know how many people attend it, and at that point it won't really matter.

Would you rather have no one show up to your wedding or your funeral?

Pokemon.

Oh wow this is my bad. I thought I wrote how this was all based on my own experiences, so I know that this doesn't apply to ALL gay people. I was just wondering why it seemed that most were like that. Well now that I wrote that I'm not too sure it really makes a difference but still just putting it out there.

No my ex is the girl in this case....the person I'm "threatening" is her boyfriend...

Again I never said anything about beating him up. The whole idea of this "threat" is for it to be ridiculous, but I want to say it in a way that he'll think I'm serious. For example," Look I get that she's with you now, but if I see so much as one negative facebook post I'm going to come at you like a papa bear defending his cub." That's not a serious threat. What Alucard said could be taken as an actual threat and I want to avoid things like that. Hell what I just put could be a little much. Oishii I like that idea but could you give me a quick example?

It's not a death threat by any means. The whole idea behind this is to be like one of those funny threats that are in movies, like the character who is being threatened but the audience is laughing because it's that ridiculous. if you know me I have an intiminating build, but I wouldn't willingly hurt someone, so this is the only time I've ever planned on threatening someone.

Ok first off I admit that I'm uneducated on this topic so I'm sorry if this is offensive, even though I don't think it is. Anyway, why does it seem that gay men are attracted to feminine men, and lesbians are attracted to masculine women? Also, why do lesbians(the ones I know) hate men, but gay men love women? So again, I'm asking because I don't really understand, but I would like to. So if any of it is offensive I'm sorry in advanced.

how did you get that big of a break?

Well only some should be. Like you didn't mention Kurt Zisa(is that how you spell it), Phantom, Sephiroth, and Ice Titan. So people like that shouldn't be, but if they make an appearance in a later game then they should be canon.

Ok so last weekend I hung out with a some good friends of mine and we watched the UFC fight, along with some other things. A moment came up and someone brought up my ex, which was followed by an awkward silence because no one knew if I knew that she was with someone else. But I did,and honestly didn't care. Then two of the guys explained to me that they were messing with the kid saying stuff like,"Watch out when Dave finds out he's gunna kill you." It even got to the point where my old teacher joined in and said something like," Yea you don't want to mess with a kid who can throw a baseball 85, he could kill you." So by the end of the night we figured it would be a great idea for them to keep messing around with the guy, and then I should show up one day and just threaten him. So I was already planning on visiting the school next month so it gives me a month to prepare what I'm going to say. I want to say something that comes off as threatening in the moment, but when he tells someone(which he will cause that's the kind of kid he is) they will just sort of look at him and have the "are you serious?" sort of face. Hopefully that makes sense. Oh and a few quick notes: -I don't have those sort of feelings for my ex anymore -This is intended to be a joke, like I want to threaten him in a funny way -The two kids who have been messing with him are good friends with him

Well the thing is, is that it would be an apartment, not a dorm. I've spent the night at a few friends' dorms and I know how they are single room things or a "suite" with 6 people, but this would be an actual full 2 bedroom apartment. So I'm not going to be alone COMPLETELY, but it's not going to be what I'm used to. So it also means paying for groceries, cable(I think), internet(I think and my parents would probably pay for that).

It would be your own dick though...

So me and my parents have been talking about what the next few years are going to be like for the family, like moving, me in college, little siblings education, etc. Granted we never really went IN DEPTH with these topics, but still we talk. Anyway, no matter what the topic was my parents always brought up dorming, and each time I kind of started thinking about dorming more. So I started looking at dorms, the only thing is is that my college is a commuter college, there is no ON CAMPUS dorms. All of the students who "dorm" live in housing complexes supplied by the college but they are a good distance away. A friend of mine on the baseball team said that he is actually living in the city in an apartment with his brother, so I looked up apartments around my college and I found one. It's not ridiculously priced(only like 5,000 to rent for 6 months or so) and it's about a 10 min subway ride from the college. I checked it out earlier today and it's nicely sized, so when my parents get home I'm going to talk to them about it. Anyway, I'm wondering if anyone here lives alone, or did at one point. And what is it like?

Okay, so you and your wife/husband switch bodies. Do you have sex with yourself just to check it out? I say yes for the simple(yet somewhat nasty and perverted) reason that I kind of want to know how well I do lol? Like.... nevermind P.S. If your are gay/lesbian you have to have sex with a spouse of the opposite gender, since you would already know what sex with your own gender is like.