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Grimmjow

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  1. Red is the best Trainer ever. Gold didn't beat him he survived him. Period.

    1. AnsemTheWise

      AnsemTheWise

      And then getting whipped by some new kid from Johto.

    2. Grimmjow

      Grimmjow

      He ain't got whipped. I bet the majority of players got their ass kicked by Red at their first surprising encounter with him.

    3. Grimmjow

      Grimmjow

      And the point is that Red is the forefather of everything Pokémon stands for and every Hero of other continents who try to accomplish what he did. A whole culture is build through him.

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  2. I have no idea who he is or what he does but I wanna get on the "GTFO"-train.
  3. Since when is Snorlax able to use "Jump Kick"?
  4. My vote goes to waytothexdawnx for the "Miss KH13"-title.
  5. At 0:22 Aqua totally reminds me of....
  6. What do neutrinos and me have in common? We are constantly penetrating your mom. Your mom is so fat, her Patronus is a cake. And she is so ugly not even fluorine would bond with her. René Descartes was drinking a beer in a bar and the bartneder asks: "Would you like another one?" René says "I think not... wait ...no.. noooooo!" There are 2 types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data..... There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand Binary and those who don't. "Could you give me some of your potassium?" "K." I BLEW YOUR MINDS!!!!
  7. Amen. I really created an apathy against many women because of these reasons. They yell "EMANCIPATION OF THE WOMAN" but still expect men to open the doors for them and pay for them in a restaurant. They demand equal rights when it is to their advantage and and decline them if it is to their disadvantage. And honestly I hate phrases like "I am a woman I am right" stuff. It pisses me off so much. They complain, that they get less money for physical jobs despite the fact that the average woman has a weaker body than the average man and carry about half as much weight when being employed as let's say.... a building labourer. If you think about it women have more rights than men.. at least in first world countries. They enjoy every right men have but also benefit from their chivalry and basically make them their bitches in the social life.
  8. Haha great : D Sora's Mum you should change the name of this thread to "Geek Jokes" and we can continue on making some. Argon walks into a bar. The barkeeper says: "Hey! We don't serve noble gases here!" Argon doesn't react.
  9. Haha my former maths teacher told me a slightly different joke but with the same punchline once... he is awesome : D
  10. That's not what I meant Dodge roll is something you should do in almost every boss fight. It's a pro move. I'm just teaching noobs to do them The other ones are meant for noobs tho'. I have beaten Sephiroth with Lvl 57 without items without limits. I firetruckED HIM UP SON!
  11. The Twilight Town Sunset's will firetruck em up son!
  12. Guide for noobs: Level to Lvl 100 Stack Elixiers Abuse limits Use dodge roll
  13. They can gain self-awareness, modify themselves, develop further, come to the conclusion that humans are a threat and they can FIRETRUCK! MANKIND! UP!
  14. Well now it is..... but it will result in...
  15. http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbgzqFtcALA HOLY firetruck! Oh god.... oh god.. ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod..... We're firetrucked people.... we are soooooo firetrucked. Skynet made it's first move. I'll be in my bunker. Happy death bitches....
  16. Cool trivia dude :> Yeah sure... there were days were I heard Destati non-stop... and nothing happened! Well except for the demonic laugh I heard in my head and blood dripping from the ceiling. BUT NOTHING ELSE!
  17. Wrong. It would've been tentacles... duh!
  18. I bet DChiuch is Nomura in disguise and he is laughing his firetrucking ass off while reading about all the members crying about when KH III will be released and all these dumb theories that make absolutely no sense. This is how he satisfies his sexual needs because of his sick twisted schadenfreude-fetish.... true story.
  19. Are you firetrucking kidding me?! .....Governments.... STOP THIS SHIT!
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