Damion Strife

"Tylonol and Gatorade..." ,Dalton said with a wink, "Always helps me."

"Welll...we're about to see him really hungover..." ,Dalton said laughing.

Ok, so this old lady has come to Wally-World every single day for the past week, and since she knows I work there she has to complain about something...today the ground was dirty. I about blew up. The Marine in training in me was like 'Tell that old lady to kiss your a$$!" Then the wally world worker in me was all like 'Hi welcome to walmart!" Guess which side always wins? "HI WELCOME TO WALMART!"

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!! I've thought that for a while now...and I gotta tell ya I've been waiting for you to say that!!

(I think you're pulling it off! And to Not-with-a-whimper, I totally forgot about that...I was so tired last night and was running on no food...I'm sorry.) James frowned and sprouted his wing. He flew backwards, and then flew up. "Well...if that tiny meteor didn't do it for you..." ,he said smiling. Suddenly two house sized Meteors apeared, both heading at a high rate of speed towards Corey and James. James was pretty much satisfied, so he opened a dark portal behind himself, and walked into it. He'd catch up with Joy later, but he'd decided to take a simpler target. One that would get Cloud riled up. The inhabiter who had Aerith...he sensed her when he was in Chicago...and now it was clear. Take out Aerith, and Cloud's pain comes flooding back. He'd also take out Zack Fair's inhabiter, and then follow up with Yuffie or any other persona that Cloud would know. Dalton opened the door. "Is he always so mean or is it just when he's drunk?" ,Dalton asked wiping his eye with a tissue.

"Every....princess needs to go to a ball...let's see what's in the fridge..." ,Felix said staggering, "TWO 40's of Vodka?! Like a boss!!!" He chugged them down, and then watched the world spin. He looked at Alex and said, "Bro....I...lost...everything...I'm nothing now...so sad....take care of Rebekah and the others....take the guy with you ok? She will help out a lot...don't worry...the vallet's name is 'Imablood dawg' he should be easy enough to find...if not...I'm sure he's got a car..." He laid down on his back and looked up at the ceiling. "I miss my simple life..." ,he said. Immediatly he passed out snoring.

"Psshhh....." ,Felix started...he put his clothes back on and then finished, "No...i only had two....or thirty beers..." "Two...or thirty?" ,Dalton asked. "Yeah...thirty-two..." ,Felix said staggering. "Wait...you said two or thirty," Dalton said. "So?" ,Felix asked. "What did you drink?" ,Dalton asked. "Beer dumbass didn't you hear me??" ,Felix asked laughing. "DAMN YOU! I MEAN HOW MANY???" ,Dalton yelled. "Ohhh....thiry-four!" ,Felix said smiling. He then looked at Alex. "Shhhh...I saved you some in the car..." ,he said loudly with a wink, "don't let little miss party pooper ruin this for ya. Tonight...you're a man. Congradulations to the both of you..." "What the hell are you talking about?" Dalton asked. "Well missy ya'lls marriage ofcourse...why the hell else would I be here??" ,he asked. "I'M A GUY!!!" ,Dalton yelled. "I know...I'm not saying that I'm against it...Alex buddy...divorce it while you can..." ,Felix said flustered. "AHHHHHHH!!!! I'm gonna kill him!!" ,Dalton yelled dramaticly. He ran out of the livingroom and into his bedroom, and slamed the door.

"Yeah...she was a nut, but oh well. What's one fish to an ocean huh?" ,Dalton asked. '(goofy laugh) Yeap that's right, me, donald, and Sora went on all kinds of adventures together! Pleased to meetcha!' ,Goofy said. Finally Felix reached the hotel, and entered the elevator. He started gulping down the beer like it was nothing, and he was glad the vallet had taken the car. But whoever named him had some serious issues...who names their kid 'Blood Dog' or was he saying 'Ima Blood Dawg?' Felix didn't know or care. The situation would work its way out, and then he walked into the room. "Heeey guys! This play is fantasmic! I mean...daang. Did you know....they have carpet here? No joke, real carpet!" ,Felix said looking around, "Holy shit a tv!!" He walked into the tv and busted it. "Oh...that'll...that'll come right out," Felix said scooping up the pieces and trying to fit them into the screen. "Oh...and Alex...I've got the solution to your problems...all you gotta do is walk up to Tudi or Elie, and do thiss..." ,Felix said. He then ripped off his shirt, and pants to reveal a speedo. "You know what this means? Ehem...'When I walk in the club....daddadadadada....sexy and I know it!! WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE!!" ,Felix attempted to do the dance but fell flat into the coffee table, and busted his mouth open. "Oh joy...never a dull moment with this guy I'm sure," Dalton said laughing.

(Alrighty then )

(What would be easier is if you skipped the walk home and the cooking.)

(He's speeding...bad...and he'll show up drunk...very very very very very very drunk. He's gonna prolong them there for a good long time. It's gonna be hilarious. Actually Rebekah and Callum are the only one's behind right now...I think...)

"Well that's nice....ooop! Here we are!! Back on my floor!!" ,Dalton said happily. He grabbed Alex and dragged him into his room. "There we are! See it's really nice! Don't worry about my girlfriend...we just broke up...I found out she liked Bieber....and I had to throw her ass out into the parking lot. I was all like 'Hell to the naw!'" ,Dalton said dramaticly. Felix was almost in New York, and lucky for him his beer was still cold. Then...he hit the freaking traffic...

"Oh...you mean you guys have little cartoons in you too??? I have Goofy, and let me tell you I'd be nowhere without him!" ,he said exictedly, "Who do you have?" 'Uh...he kinda feels like Sora...but not so much....' ,Goofy thought. 'Sor...who?' ,Dalton asked 'Oh...uhhh...he fought heartless with Donald and me,' Goofy explained. 'Neato...not a clue...but neato,' Dalton thought, 'Well a friend to you is a friend to me.'

Felix was going the top speed his car would put out, he stopped for gas a few times, but then he dropped by a liquor store in New Jersey. "Hey...I need two cases of Coronas, and three of Heinekin," Felix said slowly. "Sir, I'm gonna need some id please," the cashier said. "Ok..." ,Felix showed him the id, then the money, he'd been saving it up to buy Rebekah a dress, but now what was the use? He was useless...to her, his friends, and hell even his enemies wouldn't be interested in him anymore...he bought the beer and headed up. Dalton smiled as they got to the hotel, he dragged Alex into the elevator with him, and smiled. "Soooo, is that like your big brother or something?" ,he asked.

"Ohhhh....its a he...well that explains the manliness...don't worry Alex we'll getcha a girl. I'll teach ya some tricks ok? Anyway....I'm on my way, it'll be about four, or five hours..." ,Felix said with another coff. "He thought I was a girl?" ,Dalton said sadly, "Man...everyone thinks I'm a girl on the phone..." 'Maybe it's how you present yourself...' ,Goofy thought. 'Not helping...jeeze...' ,Dalton thought.

(Sure thing man...I actually had something planned for that.) Dalton grabbed up the phone. "Helllloooo!! He'll be at the Dolphin Hotel with meee!!!" ,Dalton said he then handed it back to Alex. Felix was flabberghasted. "A....Alex....did you pick up a girl? Well a very manly girl, but still...way to go bro!" ,Felix said as he dodged through traffic. He thought about just putting a dark portal up infront of the car....and then remembered...no Axel...

$7.25 an hour for 34 hours plus deductions from all in-store items. I don't know if I've ever been lazy...let me think.......nope.

"Hey sweet you're back!" ,Felix said looking at Callum, "I need you and Rebekah to watch the place. I'm gonna go pick up Alex ok?" He then ran down three blocks, hopped in the Camaro, and sped off. He wasn't going to let Rebekah argue with him...it'd take too long, and he trusted Callum..he was family now. He was zooming through traffic with his music blaring soon he'd reach his destination, and then he'd get Alex back with the group. "Alright Alex buddy, where are you located exactly?" ,Felix asked.

"Yeah...we're fine..." ,Felix said with a slight cough. "FABULOUS!!" ,Dalton exclaimed. He grabbed Alex's hand and started leading him towards his hotel building...two blocks down.

Work work work...that's all I do! But I love it!!

"Alex...where exactly are you? We lost ya after Scott sent that portal through...um...well if you give me the city I'll drive up to get you while the others stay here," he said calmly looking at Rebekah. He shrugged and waited for a response. "Oh pleeaassse it was nothing for the great Dalton Colt! Hey, do you need a place to stay? Cuz...I have a spare bed at my place," he said smiling. James spun around and launched himself into the air. Finally he'd have a chance to try out some of his new combos...so first he started out by using Riku's dark aura, but mixed it in with a meteor thanks to Sephiroth to create a dark meteor the size of a school bus headed at his foe. He dodged the kick and then focused the meteor back on his foe...

Lolz..I knew I wasn't the only one thinking about it!! Sorry for that!

All I got was an error...

Felix walked out of the shop and was glad to see Vanitas and Rebekah hanging out. "Alrighty then. I'm calling Alex because this shit's messed up enough without us being down a man..." ,he said with a sigh. He dialed in Alex's number and waited. Scott headed towards Alexis and stepped into the dark portal. Immediatly he knew what he had to do. As disfigured as he was, and as beautiful as she was it would never work out. So, he'd focus less on what was an impromptu marriage, and get back to training her to be five times better than him. "Alexis, we won't be going back to the house together. I'm sending you alone to go wipe out the FBI...I think you'll handle it no problem. Once you've done that come back to me for your next assignment," he said in a strained voice. Dalton whipped his hair back and threw a series of punches at the leader, and followed it up by disarming his holstered gun and placing it in his mouth. "You're going to leave the nice boy, and myself alone now aren't you?" ,he asked with a smile. The bus had met a grousome end at a train station in Virgina, sadly all the passengers were killed except for two thirteen year old boys who claimed a man threw them off the bus, and kicked the bus into the train. They then claimed that the man hopped onto a south bound train. Victor stepped off of the train at a airport terminal in South Carolina. "You sense that? More inhabiters to play with..." ,Victor said with a slight sign of approval. He ran out to the field and saw a burnt up man, talking to a woman, and so he figured they'd need assistance. "Hello do you need anything?" ,he asked. Scott had no fight in him at the time so he shook his head, and ordered the plane to take off, but he looked at Alexis and gave her the sign to kill this guy. Victor then looked at Alexis and smiled. "Lady, do you require assistance?" ,he asked firmly. He didn't care that Scott was leaving....he'd find him again. James had just been playing the waiting game up until this point, he felt as though Joy could attempt to slow this big guy down, and then he'd make his move. 'Sephiroth...he hasn't slowed at all has he?' ,James asked. 'Not one bit, but if you look carefully you can see signs of stress. He doesn't like that the fight is taking so long,' Sephiroth thought. 'What I'd suggest is a joint attack. This guy could pose a threat later, and we don't need that kind of mess,' Riku thought. 'Sounds good enough for me...might even give Joy a false sense of hope,' James thought. "Hey, you...get up off the ground you look pathetic. If you plan on taking this guy out...we're doing it together," James said as he spun his keyblade back. He then charged this new opponent, and slashed three times before jumping over him and kicking back behind himself.

Ever had that awkward moment when you tried to get to this site by typing www.(insert your username here).com? Well I just did...it was hilarious.